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My contribution to the Minecraft movie
I watched the Minecraft movie on opening night (I know, I’m part of the problem) with my friends and I was genuinely stunned when people actually applauded at those stupid lines from the trailers, like I joked about doing a standing ovation every time they say something from the trailer but I didn’t actually think people would do it. And it wasn’t even like a tiny group of people clapping it was like thundering applause whenever Jack black said something from the teasers I expected there to be more families watching the movie, oblivious to the memes about it, but it was mostly just teens and young adults going to watch it as a joke. And I was sat with what seemed to be the only family in the theater who, bless her heart, was actually confused about the clapping and just went along with it
My 9 year old kid brother asked me if I thought Steve’s wife from the Minecraft movie was pretty. I said I didn’t see the movie, who is his wife? Motherfucker googled a picture of JASON MOMOA?? I now am wondering if I should see the movie..?
Filler episode 😁 brokenpickaxe brokenpickaxe brokenpickaxe featuring the REAL steve... Garrett garbageman selfshipping final boss
RIRST SKK NOW DETEY WHOS NEXT FUCKING STEVE AND GARRET THE GARBAGE MAN??N😭😭😭😭😭
^^^^Guy who's absolutely fucking crazy
