The Healing - Blog Posts
MC: WHAT HAPPENED TO VALENTIN?!
J.K Night: He died.
MC: He WHAT!?
J.K Night: He died, but he's okay!
MC:.....Can you please clarify?
J.K Night: Clarification is for the weak.
Roxy: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
MC: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
MC: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Julius: Mine just says "Julius no."
MC: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
MC: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?
*The Healing Characters reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Valentin: Thanks fam!
Tim: oh no
Anna: *cries* I love you too
Roxy: Sounds fake but okay
Lucy: *A flustered mess*
Julius: can i get a refund
Julius: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
MC: Julius no.
Roxy: Mistlefoe.
MC: Please stop encouraging them.
Dr. Crow: Where's our patients ?
J.K. Night: We're playing hide and seek.
Dr. Crow: Where?
J.K. Night: I don't think you get how this game works.
*Tim's helping Lucy out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Julius: How does Lucy look?
MC: A little better than you, actually.
Julius: I CAN'T DO IT!
MC, having a crisis: I CAN'T EITHER!
Julius: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Tim: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Julius:
Julius: I appreciate it,
Julius: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Bernd: Julius-
Julius: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Lucy: Julius we gotta-
Julius: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Julius: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Julius, motioning to Mr. Crow and J.K. Night: NOT FUCKING THIS
MC: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Roxy: 'Prettiest Smile'
Anna: 'Nicest Personality'
Julius: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Valentin: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Julius: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
Julius: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals
Bernd, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Julius: *walks in covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick
Julius, to MC: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
MC,motioning to themselves and Shadow: No, no no no no, TWO idiots!
Julius: I’m an idiot.
MC:.....
Lucy:......
Tim:.....
Anna:.....
Roxy:......
Bernd:......
Valentin:.....
Andreas:......
MC: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
Julius: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Bernd, not looking up from his book: Spear.
Julius: BLOCKED.
Julius joining the group in a nutshell:
Julius: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Bernd: Language!
Lucy: Yeah watch your fucking language
Anna: OKAY WHO TAUGHT LUCY THE FUCK WORD?
Roxy: 'the fuck word'
Tim: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Valentin: Oh my god they censored it
Roxy: Say fuck, Tim.
Julius: Do it, Tim. Say fuck.
J.K. Night: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you 💞
J.K. Night: We could be lurking ANYWHERE! See you soon 💞
MC:
