The Healing Bernd - Blog Posts
Julius: I CAN'T DO IT!
MC, having a crisis: I CAN'T EITHER!
Julius: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Tim: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Julius:
Julius: I appreciate it,
Julius: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Bernd: Julius-
Julius: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Lucy: Julius we gotta-
Julius: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Julius: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Julius, motioning to Mr. Crow and J.K. Night: NOT FUCKING THIS
Bernd, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Julius: *walks in covered in ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick
Julius: I’m an idiot.
MC:.....
Lucy:......
Tim:.....
Anna:.....
Roxy:......
Bernd:......
Valentin:.....
Andreas:......
MC: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
Julius: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Bernd, not looking up from his book: Spear.
Julius: BLOCKED.
Julius joining the group in a nutshell:
Julius: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Bernd: Language!
Lucy: Yeah watch your fucking language
Anna: OKAY WHO TAUGHT LUCY THE FUCK WORD?
Roxy: 'the fuck word'
Tim: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Valentin: Oh my god they censored it
Roxy: Say fuck, Tim.
Julius: Do it, Tim. Say fuck.
