The Healing Roxy - Blog Posts

Roxy: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

MC: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

Julius: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

MC: Julius no.

Roxy: Mistlefoe.

MC: Please stop encouraging them.

MC: What did you guys get in your yearbook?

Roxy: 'Prettiest Smile'

Anna: 'Nicest Personality'

Julius: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'

Valentin: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Julius: I’m an idiot.

MC:.....

Lucy:......

Tim:.....

Anna:.....

Roxy:......

Bernd:......

Valentin:.....

Andreas:......

MC: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Julius joining the group in a nutshell:

Julius: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Bernd: Language!

Lucy: Yeah watch your fucking language

Anna: OKAY WHO TAUGHT LUCY THE FUCK WORD?

Roxy: 'the fuck word'

Tim: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Valentin: Oh my god they censored it

Roxy: Say fuck, Tim.

Julius: Do it, Tim. Say fuck.