i wasn't going to make another and then i did. So. happy birthday to me AGAIN
- a geneco formality present but with something thrown in
- maybe an inexpensive jewel or two
- if he likes you your gift is him (oiled up and naked probably)
- thank you pavi i guess
- dead mouse
- piece of confetti
- no wrapping
- not used to real people parties
- thank you twin
- incredibly racist knicknack if he doesn't care (thanks lukas)
- aalittle rock or perhaps a fun stick he found if he does
- maybe something stranger like a bone or tooth
- all wrapped of course
- thank you harper
- NOTHING
- WASNT INVITED SHOWS UP ANYWAY DOESNT EVEN BRING A GIFT
- when prompted, hands you something from his pocket (bullet, lint, etc.)
- probably there for food
- fuck you iggy