What Ogre Characters Would Get You For Your Birthday

what ogre characters would get you for your birthday

i wasn't going to make another and then i did. So. happy birthday to me AGAIN

pavi

- a geneco formality present but with something thrown in

- maybe an inexpensive jewel or two

- if he likes you your gift is him (oiled up and naked probably)

- thank you pavi i guess

the twin

- dead mouse

- piece of confetti

- no wrapping

- not used to real people parties

- thank you twin

harper

- incredibly racist knicknack if he doesn't care (thanks lukas)

- aalittle rock or perhaps a fun stick he found if he does

- maybe something stranger like a bone or tooth

- all wrapped of course

- thank you harper

iggy

- NOTHING

- WASNT INVITED SHOWS UP ANYWAY DOESNT EVEN BRING A GIFT

- when prompted, hands you something from his pocket (bullet, lint, etc.)

- probably there for food

- fuck you iggy