Wanda Maximoff - Blog Posts
Okay can someone please help me understand WHAT HAPPENED TO VISION? I mean we saw white vision (which was made of original vision's solid vibranium body) then we saw the talk between 2 vision's and we got our original vision's memories back (white vision becoming real vision With vibranium body) then in the end when hex got demolished we saw vision vanishing????? I mean shouldn't there be a physical lifeless body of SOLID vibranium?? Like in infinity war even when the energy source was destroyed we still saw the body. But here, when hex got over, vision's energy source was also over but we could still have that solid vibranium right??? BUT IT WAS VANISHED????? I'm really confused on this one
Some people won’t like my opinion but… FUCK STEVE ROGERS
*DONT TAKE THIS SO PERSONAL ITS MY OPINION OKAY???*
I WOULDVE GONE FERRAL IF I FOUND OUT CAPTAIN AMERICA KNEW ABOUT MY PARENTS DEATH AND PRETENDED AS IF HE DIDNT KNOW. I GET THAT BUCKY WASNT HIMSELF SO HES OFF THE HOOK BUT STILL BEAT.HIS.ASS.BUT STEVE????? HE KNEW. HE FUCKING KNEW HE KNEW SO HE DOESNT HAVE AN EXPLANATION. AND THEN AT THE END IT WAS 2 AGAINST 1 AND THEYRE BOTH SUPER SOLDIERS. TONY ONLY HAD IS HALF FUNCTIONING SUIT AND THEY BOTH HAVE SUPER HUMAN STRENGTH ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR FOR TONY. FUCK CAPTAIN AMERICA. FUCK STEVE. FUCK HIM. AND TONY HAD A WHOLE ASS FAMILY AND DID A SELFLESS ACT AND SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR THE WHOLE GODDAMN UNIVERSE BUT STEVE WAS SELFISH AND LIVED HIS LIFE AND EVEN LEFT HIS BEST FRIEND BEHIND. HE DIDNT DESERVE HIS SO-CALLED HAPPY ENDING WITH PEGGY. TONY DESERVED THAT HE HAD A WHOLE FAMILY YET HE STILL SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR THEM. TONY DESERVED HIS HAPPY ENDING NOT STEVE.
Classy badass women with family issues wear red leather jackets. It's canon.
Wanda Maximoff in that one Scarlet Witch outfit with the hood supremacy
Marvel Characters as shit people at my school (and in my family) have said
Tony: It's ok everybody makes mistakes. My parents made a mistake when they had me
Peter: Dude! Your such an NPC! You know what that means? Non-Player character!
Clint: I don't know, Somebody hates me?
Shuri: Sir, Ma'am, Mr., Airplane?
Steve: If you wear tight pants your gay
Nat: I just died, you don't get to talk.
Thor: OUT OF MY WAY CHICKEN LOVER
Loki: Do you remember when somebody asked?
Bucky: What color is an orange? It’s Donald Trump
Bruce: Unfortunately I have to eat this banana
Kate: Look at my Donald Trump Cup!
Strange: I’m like that uncle that only comes back if moneys involved
Wanda: Do you wanna hear about my life? Yes you do now shut up.
Yelena: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF SCHURZ!!!
Quill: I’m handsome and my name is Peter.
Namor: Ketchup to drown my sadness.
Happy 2023!
To celebrate I’m now posting a list of every person I crushed on in 2022! It’s long.
I was just watching a video on Multiverse of Madness and so I was thinking and my mind was like what if instead of the pizza man and credit scene we had something like this
[Credits end and screen goes dark]
[Scarlet light appears]
[A very banged up Wanda climbs out from the rubble of her temp!e]
[Wanda looks straight into camera]
Wanda: What? You really thought I was dead?
[A portal opens behind her]
[Loki and Slyvie step out of portal with What If? Dr. Strange]
[Wanda turns around]
A
Loki: Scarlet Witch, I heard stories about you growing up
Wanda: Really? Why are you here, Loki
Slyvie: Kang the conqueror is dead. There will be an all out multiversal war. We need your help
Wanda: Why not any of the other Wanda Maximoffs?
Dr. Strange: Your universe is the most powerful, your the most powerful Scarlet Witch out there. We need you to help us protect the Multiverse
[Wandas eyes start to faintly glow]
Wanda: Why should I believe you?
[The Watcher appears behind the group]
The Watcher: Because, We've already had to deal with one threat. And we didn't call you in, but the Multiverse is difficult broken. I'm asking you to join the Guardians of The Multiverse
[Wanda looks back at the camera]
Wanda: Why not?
[Screen goes black]
Tell me what you think!
Legacy is not leaving something for people. It’s leaving something in people. —Peter Strople
love of my lifeee
like mother like son
13 things I can’t get over: endgame edition
SPOILERS
1.) Tony Stark, Vision, Natasha, Loki and Gamora are truly dead and only Tony got a funeral
2.) The new (past) Gamora won’t remember any of her relationships with the guardians of the galaxy, especially Quill
3.) Captain America never said goodbye to the rest of the Avengers, but he did get to experience all he wanted to in life
4.) Bruce never got his happy ending with Natasha after mutual pining for years
5.) Peter only got to truly feel Tony’s love and affection for like 10 minutes before Tony died.
6.) Loki is literally somewhere in an alternate timeline with the tesseract doing Loki tingz
7.) Morgan will have to grow up without her loving father
8.) Thor’s family is still completely dead (except Avengers family)
9.) Dr. Strange knew the only reality in which they would win was the one where Tony would die
10.) Wanda and Vision never got their happily ever after
11.) The entire world is literally gonna have PTSD after the snap
12.) Tony got closure from his father before he died
13.) Steve Rogers is freaking worthy
Some people watching WandaVision: That’s so fucked up, why would Wanda do that? Wanda needs to work through her issues in healthier ways
Me watching WandaVision: Altering reality- what a sick coping mechanism! shame it turned out to be unethical because that’s a perfectly valid response
𝗧𝗼𝗻𝘆: Could someone tell me what mental instability is?
𝗪𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮: *raises hand*
𝗧𝗼𝗻𝘆: Very good. So-
𝗪𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOK AT HERRRRRRRRRRR AND BEING VISIBLY BROWN WITH NON-WHITE FEATURES????? YESSSSSS EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT SHEODJFOWKFIGJC
Life Changes (ch7)
Tony looks around, unsure where he was at first. He started to recognize his surroundings. Stephen's room? More specifically Stephen's bed. Then the panic set in. He didn't really remember anything from the previous night. What the hell happened? Did he- Did they-
Tony climbs out of the bed, noting with relief, that he was fully clothed.
"Stephen?" He calls, padding out into the living room and then the kitchen. It was empty. Then he noticed the time. Eleven thirty.
"Shit!" Tony scrambles around before trying to call Stephen and getting voice mail. That's when he noticed the sticky note on the door.
Tony, don't bother coming today. I told Rogers you're sick. No more drinking and don't bother looking as I have gotten rid of all of mine and stopped by your place. Go rest and shower. You smell terrible. I'll know if you don't. And don't bother calling, I'm busy all day. I'll see you later.
The note was written in Stephen's careful, neat handwriting. Though it was written, Tony could hear Stephen speaking in his head, cold and careful. He sighs and pulls on his shoes and jacket. He needed to find out exactly what happened.
-----.------
Peter looks up as a doctor he didn't recognize entered his room. He was big compared to Tony. He had a fake arm too, which Peter found pretty cool. The arm was decorated with swirls and music notes.
"Hi?" Peter asked, sitting up.
"Hello."
"Who are you?"
"My name is Bucky. I'm a peds surgeon."
"Peds?"
"I work with kids."
Peter tilts his head. "You do know I'm an adult right? Did Tony tell you I was-"
"No Tony didn't tell me you were a kid. I am aware of your age."
"So-not to be rude at all- why are you here?"
Bucky laughs, sitting down. "You see this here?" He gestures to his prosthetic arm.
'Um..yes?" Peter answers, confused.
Bucky looks at him thoughtfully.
"I was in the same predicament you're in years ago."
Peter blinks, not understanding at first. The he leans back, his eyes narrowed.
"You can still do what you love. I literally cannot."
Bucky stared at him, obviously choosing his next words very carefully.
"Peter, when I was younger, I never wanted to come anywhere near a hospital if I didn't want to. I was a cop right here in New York City. One of the best on the precinct. There was a bomber that took out an entire city block, about thirteen years ago."
Peter nods. "I remember that. I just started seventh grade when that happened." His voice was small, careful.
"I almost had the guy when part of the building collapsed and trapped me and a pregnant woman. She went into labor and I had to deliver her baby myself. At that point I had no training at all. But the little boy seemed healthy. We stayed there until the EMTs came to get us. We managed to get her out but part of the building collapsed. I was knocked back and pinned under a peice of the building. I couldn't feel my arm and I blacked out. Next thing i know, I'm in the hospital with a missing arm. That's the day I met Steve Rogers. He was just an intern at the time but he helped so much. Never put up with any of my bullshit and called me out on it every time. He helped me get back on my feet and made me realize that there was more to life than chasing down bad guys and paperwork."
Peter smiles a little. "Yeah but saving people is what you've always done. You're just doing it differently. I can't even do what I'm good at anymore. There is no way around it."
"Well feeling sorry for yourself won't make it any better." Bucky says, crossing his arms. "What are you going to do?"
"I don't know!" The words came out louder than he intended, and he winced a little. The silence settled heavily in the small room.
Bucky stands up. "You'll figure it out. Don't be stupid and give up here. You'll regret it."
-----.-----
Tony stared blankly at the wall of his living room. He needed to find out what happened with Stephen. It wasn't like him to not answer his phone. If he didn't, he always texted. But Tony had called twenty eight times and no response at all. Maybe Pepper knew? Sitting up straight, he called Pepper. She answered on the first ring.
"Tony? How are you feeling?"
"Like hell." He answers honestly.
"What happened?"
"I'm not actually sure-"
"You got drunk again." It wasn't a question.
"Can you do me a favor?" Tony asked. He hated asking for favors but it needed to be done.
"Depends on what that favor is."
"Can you find out what's wrong with Stephen? He won't talk to me. At all."
Pepper sucked in a breath.
"Tony what did you do?"
"That's the thing. I don't know?"
"My god Tony." She sighs. Tony could picture her rubbing her forehead in his mind, the way she always did when he did something stupid. "Yeah I'll see what I can find out."
"Thank you. You're the best."
"Yes, I know."
"Hey if you see him, can you have him check on Aaron for me?"
"He's in there now."
"Alright. Good."
"Peter talked to Bucky today."
"Oh? How did that go?"
"Bucky told Peter the story of how he lost his arm."
All the attendings at the hospital knew the story. It still chilled them when it was brought up. Tony is quiet for a few minutes. He had no idea what to say.
"He is starting PT day after next."
Grateful for the subject change, Tony winces a little.
"Oh that's gonna be fun." He says sarcastically.
"Tasha won't take any crap from him."
"I think it'll do him good to get up and walk about a little."
"Yeah-"
Tony her a conversation in the background he couldn't quite make out then Pepper was back.
"I gotta go. There's been a crash."
"Go kick ass."
-----.-----
Stephen turns into Aaron's room after updating himself by reading the chart. As he enters the room, the tall boy next to the bed visibly tenses. The blonde girl on the other side stands and holds out her hand.
"Come on Spence. Let's go get some food."
Silently, the boy nods and stands. As they past, the girl whispers
"He doesn't like new people."
Once they left the room, Aarn finally spoke.
"Where's Dr. Stark?"
Stephen bites the inside of his cheek.
"He's sick. He'll be back tomorrow."
"Is he okay?"
It was sweet that this kid is concerned. Stephen found himself almost smiling.
"Yeah. It's just a head cold is all."
"Oh. That's good. So what's your name?"
It was then that Stephen realized that he hadn't introduced himself.
"I'm Dr. Strange. I'm filling in for Dr. Stark today."
"Dr. Strange?" Aaron smiles a little. "I bet you get a lot of crap with a name like that."
Stephen laughs. He liked this kid.
"Yeah, to-Dr. Stark likes to tease me about it. I've probably heard every joke there is about it."
"Well at least it's not as weird as Hotchner."
"I think Hotchner is kinda badass. You could be called Hotch and be like an FBI assassin."
"You know, that's not a bad idea."
"So how are you feeling Agent Hotchner?" Stephen asked with a grin and a wink.
"Better. I can feel my arm now."
"That's good. If all keeps up, you should be able to leave tomorrow."
"Really?" Aaron grins.
"Really."
He looks towards the window. "And it looks like your people are back. If you need anything just let me know, okay?"
"Okay. Thank you."
With a nod, Stephen leaves the room. He puts the chart back on the nurse's station and turns to see Pepper.
"Ah hello."
"Hey are you busy?" She asked.
"No. What's up?"
"I know Tony was at your place last night." She starts.
"Pepper-"
"I need to know what happened." She says gently.
Stephen looks around an takes a breath. He trusted her. She was the only one who knew his secret. That he was in love with Tony.
"Not here." He said, turning and going to the nearest supply closet. Pepper follows him in.
"Stephen?"
Stephen turns to face her.
"He showed up to my place, drunk off his ass. Probably due to this Peter situation. He said he wanted attention but I know how he is when he's drunk. I sent him to a guest room and finished the chapter I was reading before going to bed myself. Instead of going to a guest room, he went to my bed." He pauses and stares at the floor.
"Did something happen? Did you two-"
"He kissed me." Stephen says and Pepper's words trail off.
"He kissed you?"
Stephen nods silently, running a hand through his hair.
"Did you kiss him back?"
Stephen shakes his head. "I couldn't. Not when I wasn't the one he wanted. Did he tell you?"
Pepper sighs and shakes her head. "He doesn't remember."
"Of course not." Stephen lets out a dry laugh. "He's not going to. I'm not- I can't tell him. I can't face that."
"You should tell him eventually Stephen."
"Well it doesn't matter now, does it?"
-----.------
Peter looks up as a nurse came in the room. It wasn't Wanda this time, but a tall black man with nice hair.
"Hi."
"Hello."
"Where is Miss Wanda?"
"She's at home today." He smiles a little. "I am T'challa."
"Oh. Well T'challa, my name is Peter."
"Yes I know. Tony is very worried about you. It's making him crazy in the head."
Peter stared at him in disbelief.
"How about, let him know how are feeling."
Peter is silent, watching T'challa check his vitals and offer him a smile. A knowing smile full of warmth. Taking a deep breath, Peter pulls out his phone and dials.
"Tony?" He says, barely a whisper.
Life Changes (Ch 6)
Peter’s words cut Tony like a knife. He backs out of the room slowly, making his way out in a daze. He should have known better than to make those promises. It was a stupid thing to do. How was he supposed to make this up? Would he even be able to? Where did he go from here? He leans against the wall and just breathes for a moment. He needed something to keep him busy so he heads down to the ER. He needs something to distract him. Anything really. He looks around then leans over the desk.
“What do we got?”
-----.-----
Peter lay still, still a bit shocked at the news. It is just his luck that he lands his dream roll and it’s ripped away from him. What was he supposed to do with his life now? He presses the heels of his hands to his eyes, stopping the tears that slipped out. He wanted to scream but he knew it would be pointless. He had a hunk of metal in his leg and no amount of screaming himself sick would change that. He looks down at his injured leg and carefully touched it. A spike of pain shot up his leg and he winces, biting his lip. His mind wandered to Tony. Tony with his stupid pretty face and kind words. Didn’t he know better than to give a dancer false hope of getting their leg back? What an idiot.
Peter looks up when another person enters the room. It looked like a nurse. She had kind eyes and red hair. Peter couldn’t help but smile.
“Dinner time.” She announces.
“Thank you.” Even though he didn’t feel like eating, he was raised with manners.
“Between you and me, the burgers in the cafeteria aren’t bad but don’t trust the fish sticks.” The nurse says, looking up and winking playfully.
“Noted.” Peter shifts and groans softly. “My name is Peter, but you probably already knew that.”
The nurse with the kind eyes smiles and nods.
“My name is Wanda.”
“Can I ask you something?”
“Sure. Go for it.”
“Are there a lot of redheads here? I-I’ve seen like seven redheads nurses just walk by while I was laying here, plus there’s you and Dr.Romanova.”
Wanda looks up from the chart and laughs. It was a light pleasant sound.
“There are quite a few. Maybe we should start a club.”
“Yeah, maybe you should.” Peter agrees, picking at his food.
“I’m not going to leave until you eat.” Wanda warns. “I’ll go get Tony if you don’t.”
Peter tenses, looking up at her. No Tony. He couldn’t face Tony right now.
“No.” He says, it sounding a bit harsher than he intended. “I’ll eat.”
Wanda looks at him, seeming to be in deep thought. She nods once, before turning to check his vitals. Peter eats in silence, glancing at her every so often. She seemed to have good intentions. Peter respected that much.
“Thank you.” Peter says, breaking the silence and pushing the empty plate away.
“You’re welcome.” She smiles. “Full?”
“Yeah. It was pretty good.”
“I told you. God knows I’ve eaten in that cafeteria more often than I care for.”
“Yeah but is it worth it?”
She stops writing and meets his gaze. “Yes. More than.”
“If you couldn’t do this….what would you do?”
Wanda is silent for a moment before tucking her hair behind her ear and sitting on the edge of his bed.
“This is about you not being able to dance any more, isn’t it?” She asked softly.
Peter meets her eyes. “It’s rude to answer a question with a question.”
She sighs and nods. “I know. I’m sorry.” She takes a breath. “If I couldn’t do this, I’d find some other way to help the less fortunate. That’s my life mission I guess you could say.”
“That’s sweet.”
“What about you Peter? What are you going to do?”
Peter lays back completely and groans, laying his arm across his eyes. “I don’t have a clue honestly. All I know is performing.”
“No.”
Peter peaks out at her. “Excuse me?”
“I think there’s more to you than just being onstage.”
“I’m afraid you’re wrong Miss Wanda.”
“I don’t think I am.” Wanda smiles a little. “Just give it time.” She stands and pats his shoulder. “Get some rest Peter. You need it.”
-----.-----
Tony drags himself to the attendings lounge and sinks into the couch with a groan. James, “Bucky” Barnes, a pediatric surgeon, looks up from his book.
“Rough day?” He asked, marking his page and closing the book, setting it down on the table. He absentmindedly rubs at the shoulder of his prosthetic arm, which Steve liked to draw on with sharpies and paint markers. The chief has a knack for art. Currently the arm was adorned with flowers and leaves. The children loved it.
“You could say that.” Tony says, rubbing his temples. “And it’s only….” He looks down at his watch. “Nevermind, it’s almost nine-thirty.”
“What happened?”
Tony looks over at him, dropping his arm.
“Peter hates me.”
“Peter?” Bucky asked, obviously confused.
“Peter Parker-”
“Oh! The one Stevie told me about. He seems nice. Sorry, I spent the day in the NICU.” Realizing he cut Tony off, Bucky at least looked sheepish. “Sorry, go on. Why does he hate you?”
Tony takes a breath and sits up straight.
“He got hurt during an audition today and he fell. Shattered his entire leg. Apparently he has super weak leg bones.” He pauses, staring at the floor. “It was his dream roll, super important to him. I told him we could fix his leg and get him up and dancing in no time.” His voice drops off towards the end.
Bucky sighs softly. “He is never going to dance again, is he?”
Tony shakes his head. “Tasha managed to fix his leg, adding rods to keep him from hurting himself again. He’s mad because I gave him hope of getting better. It was stupid but I wasn’t really thinking about it.”
“Tony,” Tony looks up, surprised that Bucky used his first name. “He is going to get better, he just won’t be able to dance again. He still has his voice so maybe he can do something with that.”
Tony nods a little. “Once he’s fully healed, Tasha wants to start his PT so he can work on walking again.”
“Well with her help and your support, he’ll be better in no time.” A new voice joined the conversation. Bucky’s eyes brighten instantly and Tony jumps a little, turning to see Steve leaning against the doorway.
“What do I do about him being pissed at me though?”
“Give him time. He’s hurt and vulnerable right now. Bucky was the same way when he lost his arm in that accident.”
“Maybe I should go visit him.” Bucky suggests. “I’m not on call tomorrow.”
“I think it’s a great idea.” Steve smiles a little.
“Would you? I think it would be good to let him see that his injury isn’t the end of the world.”
“It’s a plan then.”
“Are you going to be okay Tony?” Steve asked gently, coming to sit beside him.
“Yeah.” Tony takes a deep breath and let’s it out slowly. “I have to be, don’t I?”
“Stark, it’s okay to not be okay.” Bucky points out.
“I’ll be fine.” Tony stands. “I’m going to go see if Stephen wants to go get a drink.” He pauses at the doorway. “Congrats you two, by the way. It’s about damn time.” He manages a real smile this time.
Tony wanders the hospital, looking for Stephen, when he finds himself outside of Peter’s room. He stands still, looking in the window. Peter was asleep and the color had returned to his face. Tony debated if he should go in or not. He ended up settling on ‘not’ and slowly walks away. He runs into Wanda.
“Hey Wanda-”
“Dr. Stark, I’m worried about Peter.”
Tony stopped dead and looked at her.
“I’m afraid he’s going to sink into depression. He is set on how he’s nothing without performing. I think it’s going to drive him crazy.”
“What can we do to help him?”
“I don’t know. I think he needs you though.”
“Yeah, well, he doesn’t want me.” Tony says bitterly.
Wanda is quiet for a moment. She sighs and turns away.
“In due time Tony. Believe me.”
Tony nods and waves her off, deciding to give up looking for Stephen and just heading to the bar. He wanted to drown his feelings.
-----.-----
Stephen finally settled down with a glass of red wine and his favorite book when the doorbell rang. He sighs and sits the book down. Who the hell would be here at this hour? He finally gets a moment of rest and hear someone was to bother him again. He opens the door and the reek of alcohol hits him before he even sees who it is. It is a very drunk Tony Starik.
“Tony, what the hell are you doing here? How drunk are you?”
“Hey Stranger Things. Can I come in?” The speech was slurred and Stephen had to grasp his arm to keep him from falling face first into the hardwood. Well that answered one question. Stephen hauled Tony into the living room and onto the couch, where he kinda just flopped over.
“Tony, why are you here? Not that I don’t enjoy your company but-”
“You talk to much.”
Stephen glares at him.
“And you’re an ass.” He retorts and picks up his book again.
Tony whines a little. “Stephen Nn”
“What?” Stephen looks over the top of his book at his pouting friend.
“Pay attention to me!”
“Why should I?” Stephen sets the book back down and raises an eyebrow. “You show up here in the middle of the night smelling like a bar and demanding my attention like I owe it to you.” His tone was not accusing but it was annoyed.
Tony sits up and stares at him. “Why are you so sad?”
“It’s nothing.” Stephen did not want to have this conversation while Tony was drunk off his ass because his boyfriend was upset.
“You’re lying~” Tony cooed.
“I’m not having this conversation right now. You need to sleep.”
“So there is something wrong! Tell me!”
“Anthony Edward Stark, shut the hell up and go to sleep. You have work in the morning.”
Tony looks surprised at the use of his full name and smirks, standing up.
“I’ll be in the guest room.”
Stephen waves him off, finishing his drink before putting the glass in the sink and heading to bed himself. He makes his way through the dark, towards his bed. He didn’t notice the dark lump until he landed on it and a voice yelps. Stephen jerks back and turns on the light.
“Tony what the hell are you doing in my bed?!?”
“Waiting for you?”
“...Why?”
Tony props up on his elbows and smirks, leaning up and planting a kiss on Stephen’s lips. Stephen froze for a moment before pushing him away.
“No Tony. Don’t.” He backs away, one hand going to his hair.
“Please?” He sounded vulnerable, scared, broken. “I need you. You’re my best friend.”
Stephen tightens jaw, fighting back feeling bubbling up.
“No Tony. You don’t. You just think you do. You don’t need me. You need him.” He turns, walking out of the room.
“Where are you going?” Tony calls.
Stephen stopped, looking over his shoulder.
“The guest room. You can stay here tonight. Sleep.”
With that, Stephen leaves his room, going to a guest room and falling into a restless sleep.
The next morning, Tony wakes up to an empty house.
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🥲 Wandavision is so good. Would definitely recommend it.
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Scarlet Witch! By artist @iminpainrz on Twitter.
Inspired by her Romani Heritage.
I've also posted my Wanda photos on my new Instagram page, robin.ecarlate, and I included this write up about the character, her history, and what sort things people are participating in/perpetuating by dressing up as the Scarlet Witch for Halloween this year.
How would the avengers react to being high
Tony
Tony’s been high his entire life, so I think he’d function pretty normally if he smoked. He’s probably one of those over-the-top smokers. People who have all kinds of crazy ways of smoking, like gravity bongs and shit. So on the rare ocassion when he smokes, he’d just be sitting there, shades on and chatting with someone or maybe in mission breifings like
Steve
Steve cannot handle it at all. He’d accidentally get into your pot brownies when you’re at work one day, thinking they were regular ones. You’d get a phone call from him outta nowhere, he’s crying on the phone, telling you he’s hiding under the dining room table. “Doll, the government’s watching me!!! I’m so scared, everythng’s in slow motion!!! Please come get me!”
Bucky
Believe it or not, Bucky would do pretty well while being high. The only problem would be that he wouldn’t act right for shit. He’d think he was doing chores and shit, when really he’d look insane. You’d come back in the room to find him gone and after searching the house for minutes, you’d spot him outside like this and all you could do is die of laughter
Sam
Sam’s the funniest one to be around because not only will he not shut the fuck up even if his life depended on it, he’d say the dumbest things and you’d end up laughing with him. You guys would be on the couch and he’d start laughing at something on the TV, even though it’s turned off and that would send you into a laughing fit and you both would be laughing like idiots
Natasha
Natasha is a pro at hiding things, meaning you’d have no clue at all that she’d even be stoned out of her mind, but every now and then, she’d let it slip to you that she was rolling. You’d be in the common room with everyone, looking around the room and spotting her in the corner by herself. She’d already be looking at you, waiting for you to notice her like
Wanda
After like three hits of the joint, Wanda falls asleep right where she is. That’s why she doesn’t really do it, because every single time she ends up on someone’s couch, bed or car passed out and having one of the best night’s rests she’s had in a while. (also, it helps with the headaches she gets from reading minds, my personal headcanon.)
Bruce
How do you think he stays so calm these days?
Peter
I have a feeling he and Ned were able to get their hands on some weed at some point and being the total doofuses they are, they tried to light up for the first time. Maybe they did it before school, just to see what it felt like but as soon as they got to first period, that shit hit them at full force. Peter was in the back of band class like
Clint
Clint would blow his cover instantly, by laughing. He’d be with Laura at one of Tony’s parties when the blunt was being lit and those two would be high as shit, but Clint would be giggling like he’s a child while trying to tell you a funny story. You have no idea what he’d be saying, as it’s completely out of order and you’re sure he spoke another language while talking to you.
Rhodey
I don’t think Rhodey is a person that enjoys getting high, even though Tony was his best friend. But I like to think that every now and then, he lets loose and gets super stoned with Tony in his garage while listening to 80′s music. He’s the kind of person that raps when he’s high, thinking he’s the best in the world.
T’Challa
T’challa is the philosophical high, the one that you end up talking about conspiracy theories with. He’d be sitting in his room, staring at the blunt while rambling all types of crazy shit like
“Y/N, I’m going to be the first man to go to the sun.”
“Challa, what are you talking about? The sun is too hot.”
“That’s where you’re wrong,” He smirks. “I”m going to go at night instead.”
Thor
Thor gets extremely hungry when he smokes asgardian weed, he’s a big man with the hunger of a god, so you’d come into the kitchen to see him sitting on the ground with food scattered around him. He’d be eating all types of weird combinations. Powdered donuts with chicken, coffee with orange juice and he’d even start eating one of the oven pizzas while they were cold.
Scott
Scott is the type that goes mute when he’s too high. He’d just sit in the back, watching everythng with a big ass stupid grin on his face. You’d look over at him, but already catch him staring at you like
“you wanna hit, bro?”
Vision
I don’t even think Vision can smoke. Maybe someone could just dowload pictures of weed plants into his brain and VIsion would be like “woah!”
Spoilers for multiverse of madness
Some of y’all didn’t watch the end credits scene of wandavision and IT SHOWS
Listen, I was not expecting marvel to commit to making her the actual final boss of the movie, but it has more than been hinted at that she was NOT gonna be the wandavision suburban housewife and mom in multiverse of madness
“They ruined her character development”
What development exactly? Cause at the end of wandavision, it looks like she made peace with losing her family… except she clearly didn’t cause she still picked up the dark hold and even if she only picked it up to study it with no intentions of somehow reviving her family, the moment she heard her boys calling those intentions disappear and we know she’s gonna do anything in her knew power to get them back
So…. What exactly was ruined?
Also saw someone say “obviously written by a man” I BEG YALL TO GO OUTSIDE
So I started watching Wandavision tonight, and I do already know some spoilers just from being around on tumblr when it first came out, but we just got through episode 3 and it's hitting me. Basically, this is Storybrooke and Wanda is Regina.
Except instead of taking away everyone else's happy endings, she's just trying to give herself her own. But really, that was what Regina was trying to do too, and it's definitely seeming like Wanda has also taken away the happy endings of others, intentionally or not. So in its essence, this is like Once Upon a Time for comic book characters (but without everyone turning up being related somehow ;) lol).
People like Clint and Steve call her “Nat”, but Natasha prefers when Wanda calls her by her full name because she likes the way “Natasha” sounds in Wanda’s Sokovian accent.