pov : you try and convince your headmates to rest at night because its a healthy thing to do. they proceed to look for one specific journal to read they just randomly remembered for more than an hour that had four pages in it done because ‘i won’t remember it tomorrow’. the next day, you feel like shit
Ice and Goose: cooking.
Mav and Slider: Joking around at the end of the counter.
Slider: Mav, is the Microwave supposed to be smoking?
Mav looks over to see smoke pouring out of the microwave: ICE THE POTATOES ARE ON FIRE.
Ice running over and opening the microwave. Additional smoke comes out. The potatoes are fine: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SMOKE COMIMG FROM THE POTATOES AREN'T BURNT.
The microwave begins making weird noises. More smoke come out, then the microwave makes a popping sound. and the smoke stops coming.
The Microwave caught on fire.
today I went to a psychiatrist and he told me that my parents were the terfiest parents he has ever dealt with... I mean my father is pretty icky and nasty.