I Mean Fuck, I Like Pills, I Like Drugs, I Like Gettin Money, I Like Strippers, I Like To Fuck, I Like

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

i shouldnt have to deal with things <3,,,,

Aren't boobs FUCKING amazing?

obviously, women are a work of art

i hate when girls feel dumb for trying to see the best in people and then end up hurt or disappointed like no!! it’s those people that were dumb for misleading you. they took advantage of your kindness and generosity, and they’ll rot for it 

i let him hit because he is surrounded by an aura of tragedy

WHAT is everyone’s obsession with Henry Winters sorry he’s cool and all but Francis Abernathy is Right There, he’s gay and has severe anxiety, his dad was a rock musician, he’s fucking everything,

After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

i need the time management skills of a dad in the airport