Latest Posts by atheoreticalslut - Page 2
house is a girl you have to take care of her
MANIFEST
MANIFEST
tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post
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god fucked up making komodo dragons super venomous aggressive and all around unsuitable for domestication. those beafts should be in our homes
...I found the “girl falls into middle earth” fic I wrote when I was 11
huge shoutout to trees and also rain
de una forma una mini pimer es como una cinturonga …
if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point
i love cold room and lots of blanket
The Bite - Edvard Munch (1914)
Pangur doesnt like me going into rooms by myself
Density map of stars on national flags
gender fluid? nah, i peed my pants
Toothless/Nose
literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving
trying to seductively get on my knees for you but my knees crack so loud it echoes and i’m stuck there for five minutes
thought i was clicking on a shitpost but it was a temu ad FUCK
His slut.
His whore.
His princess.
His baby.
HIS.
*bass drop* w-w-w-whats good lactation nation its your girl dj cowtits bringing you the sloshiest beats
you ever have 8,045 bad mental health days in a row
Self care is stupid I want to beat my dad with his own bones
jojo siwa is just privileged debbie gallagher
Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.
it's practically taboo to still talk about covid but god i wish we could acknowledge the worldwide trauma it's clearly still causing in people. like, it's flat out just. not "polite" to talk about how a mass deadly event might, JUST MIGHT, emotionally affect us a little bit. how an airborne invisible-to-the-eye thing can just BE anywhere now. how abandoned we still feel by our respective governments. how we've lost family, friends, either to death or misinformation and cults, which they cling to because they're ALSO afraid but often refuse to admit it because it'd mean admitting covid is real and ongoing. we just. can't talk about it i guess.