Beqqq - She Doodly On My Dingding

let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these

tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase 

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

The Beginning

ive had this account since sometime in 2019 i think although ive been using tumblr longer than that but i never properly organized or tagged anything the whole time so i have like ~300 reblogs (most of which are private) that i feel like organizing via tags + deleting a decent amount of them probably

most of what remains is still probably gonna be private just because i dont know whats in here and i dont want to be cringe even though i dont actually think anyone is gonna look at my profile individually

finally giving in to the urge to use tumblr unironically.. crazy. this will reduce the amount of tumblr screenshots taking up space in my cloud storage + slightly decrease the unreasonable amount of tabs i currently have open on my laptop

4am thoughts

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

This Lyrebird is living in a zoo which has been under construction for a while and now it is imitating the sound of construction.