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*In the market*

Asmo: MC? Why don’t we buy this radish? It’s big. It’s fresh. Perfect for-

MC: *clips his lips with their fingers* We’re looking for fruits.

Asmo: *gets a banana and puts it in the basket* 

MC: Let’s keep going.

Asmo: Bananas can be alternative too.

MC: Do you want me to send you flying?

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Belphie: *whining* MC~! Please give me my pillow already!

MC: I’m not done stitching it!

Belphie: But it’s my favorite pillow!

MC: Find another pillow you can use!

Belphie: *pouts* Okay. I’ll just have your lap instead.

MC: ...

MC: *frowns* You spoiled brat.

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Lucifer: MC, I want you to do something.

MC: What?

Lucifer: Wear this apron and stand on the doorway. 

MC: *confused* Okay.

Lucifer: *gets out* *then knocks on the door* *enters* I’m here.

MC: *by instinct* Welcome home.

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: *laughs* 

MC: *raises an eyebrow* What?

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1 year ago
Baby Dragon 🐉

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1 year ago

Trey: Hey. *chuckles* Don't eat too much.

Toddler MC: 'Is good!

Trey: Sure. Your face's a mess. *wipes the frosting from their cheek*

Toddler MC: *giggles*

Cater: Aww~! Trey? Are they a relative of yours?

Trey: Yes. My aunt asked me to babysit them just for today. I'm glad Riddle doesn't mind.

Toddler MC: *puts frosting on Trey's glasses* *giggles loudly*

Trey: ...

Cater: Pft—

Trey: Okay. I wasn't expecting that. *taking off his glasses*

Toddler MC: No glasses good!

Trey: *chuckles* Yes. But I can't see.

Cater: *laughs* Let me post this, please? *takes a picture of them*

8 months ago

What’s it like to make out with Nalis? Just imagine randomly during a chat at work the player is like “I want to make out with you, can I?” and is not joking, and if he agrees immediately starts kissing him. 😀

This isn’t explicit but it’s a bit suggestive so it’s under a cut to be safe! Also warning this is a very long answer 😅 it’s almost like 3 mini fanfics

It depends!

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• If you have NOT gotten ending 3, so Nalis has never thought about kissing before:

When you first ask he’d agree, almost out of habit because he always likes trying new things with you. He wouldn’t have had time to genuinely think about it yet though. When you kiss him he’d blush a lot and make a pathetic uncharacteristic sound between a whine/moan/gasp. He would then suddenly excuse himself because he “forgot something he needs to do”.

He’d find somewhere private ASAP - still blushing and feeling very out of control of his emotions. If your kiss was more intimate / your body was pressed against him, he’d also be extremely hard and end up with a nose bleed (idc if it’s unrealistic, it’s fun and I’m cursing him with nose bleeds when aroused. I need to add that to his current kissing scene too).

You wouldn’t see him for the rest of the day, he’d text some excuse about work being busy. If you’re the type to overthink he’d also send a “btw thanks for always being a good friend!” message in an attempt to make sure you don’t think he’s mad at you 💀

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• If you have gotten ending 3:

Nalis would start blushing when you ask this. Up until now you’ve only really seen him blush when he admits you’re a good friend/important to him, and that’s always felt very innocent and genuine. If you’re perceptive you might be able to tell that it feels a little different here.

Nalis would probably reply with something teasing like “Oh~? You want to kiss me? Have you… thought about kissing me before?” while trying to at least partially hide the excitement in his voice. He’d feel really conflicted between really wanting to kiss you again (especially now that you want to and know it’s him), but also feeling anxious because of how he can’t control these emotions.

If it’s too soon after ending 3, Nalis would probably end up pretending to get a work call and using an excuse to push this off until later. He’s just not sure about how to handle having feelings + desires that are above his control yet.

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I’m including this as a fun little bonus:

• If, for some insane reason, after ending 3 you have another encounter with “Thaumo shapeshifted to look like Nalis” and asks to kiss him:

Nalis would start laughing in a pretty unhinged way. He’d sound like a weird mix between mocking and sweet and ask “Really, girlie/buddy? You want to kiss me again?” He’d quickly walk closer to you and pin you against the closest wall.

He’d be very insistent on asking why, trying to figure out if you want to kiss him because you think he’s Thaumo, or if it’s because he looks like Nalis.

Either way, after asking that he’d kiss you. It would be more possessive and aggressive while he’s struggling with all his emotions. He’d also break the kiss to ask if you wished he was “the real Nalis”. By the end of it he’d be very turned on and his nose would be bleeding, and he’d be feeling very unstable depending on your answers.

(Nalis is willing to do more when you think he’s Thaumo because then there’s no risk of you losing trust in Nalis)


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2 years ago

Diavolo: ...

MC: *standing on their back legs* *begging eyes*

Diavolo: I was joking when I said I wouldn't bring you back to Barbatos.

Diavolo: So please don't cry. I also want to play with you... *puppy face*

MC: *squeaks*

MC: *goes to climb on his lap* *squeaks*

Diavolo: You'll play with me?

MC: *squeaks*

Diavolo: Great! Actually I bought some new toys—

Barbatos: Young master.

Diavolo: *slowly turns his head* B-Barbatos?

Barbatos: *woke up without seeing MC that should be sleeping on his chest*

Barbatos: *smiling* Do you know how much I have panicked when I didn't see them?

Diavolo: *laughs awkwardly* I— I did knock on your door.

Barbatos: Then why wasn't I woken up?

Diavolo: ...

MC: *squeaks* *looking at him*

Barbatos: *his mood suddenly changed* There you are. *gets them*

Diavolo: Barbatos...

Barbatos: *kisses MC on the cheek* Let's eat breakfast.

Diavolo: But... I have prepared breakfast for them too... *as he watches them leave*

6 days ago

we see flustered wind archer all the time... And he's adorable. But. What if wind archer flustered US for once ?!?!

(love ur art btw!!🤍)

Suggestive Warning is advanced!

We See Flustered Wind Archer All The Time... And He's Adorable. But. What If Wind Archer Flustered US

He knew he yearned for you and yet you were shy to start the initiative. So he pinned you against the tree in the middle of the forest where no one can see the both of you.

“Can I… kiss you?”

Wind Archer Cookie asked as you were a blushing mess, you didn’t know he does have guts in an intimate moment and yet it makes things more exciting the ever. You nodded and he leans in to give you a kiss…

You didn’t know that the kiss lasted until the morning sunrise. Your kiss with him was long yet it leaves you breathless as he had no intentions of letting you escape, all for a simple punishment for accidentally stepping on the flowers not knowing that it can be hostile towards you. All you feel now was pure numbness from his touches.

He doesn’t want to let you go, he knew he wanted this even if it felt so wrong.

[Aftermath of this]

1 year ago

Vet!Yuu: Lions get the majority of their water from prey but did you know that they eat tsamma melon? It's slightly sweet but doesn't have much flavor. It looks just like a watermelon though. So I started giving them to Leona and he lost his mind.

Leona:(face deep in a watermelon) What?

Vet!Yuu: Lions Get The Majority Of Their Water From Prey But Did You Know That They Eat Tsamma Melon?
2 years ago

The NRC students: *are visibly confused as to why there's a kid in the Orientation*

Kid MC: *wearing a smaller version of the ceremonial robe*

Kid MC: Dad?

Malleus: Yes? *carrying them in his arms*

Kid MC: These feel like my pajamas.

Malleus: Do you feel cozy in it?

Kid MC: *nods* I don't think I can study while wearing this.

Malleus: *chuckles* Don't worry. There's another uniform you're going to use. The ceremonial robes are only for formal events.

Lilia: Malleus, it's time for MC to know which dorm they're going to be in.

Malleus: Would that be necessary? I'm sure they'll be in Diasomnia.

Lilia: Malleus, we still need to follow the protocol.

Malleus: *sigh* Fine.

Vil: Is there a reason why we have a literal kid here in Night Raven College?

Rook: I heard they're Roi du Dragon's adopted child.

Vil: Ah...

Kalim: Jamil! Jamil! Do you think they will be in our dorm?

Jamil: I doubt that.

Cater: Aww~. Look at them, Trey. Do you think they're going to be in Heartslabyul?

Trey: I don't mind having a kid over. Right, Riddle?

Riddle: *examining them* Hm. Yes.

The Dark Mirror: Please state your name.

Kid MC: MC Draconia!

Malleus: *smiles*

The Dark Mirror: The nature of your soul is...

Malleus: Diasomni—

The Dark Mirror: Pomefiore.

Vil: What?

Rook: *clapping*

Malleus: ...

Kid MC: Dad? My dorm is Pomefiore!

Malleus: ...

Malleus: No, it's Diasomnia. That was just a mistake. *about to leave the venue*

Vil: I'm not all enthusiastic about this. Rook, get our student.

Rook: Oui!

Sebek: Don't be sad, Waka-sama!

Malleus: I'm not sure if I can do that, Sebek.

Lilia: *chuckles* Oh, Malleus. Why are you acting like your child is never independent?

Lilia: They're going to be fine.

Silver: I agree with father. And Mr. Vil Schoenheit reassured you that he will take care of them.

Malleus: I don't need a stranger taking care of my child, Silver.

Silver: ...

Silver: MC will start their first class in a few hours. Would you like to check on them?

Professor Trein: Is everything clear?

Kid MC: *raises their hand* Professor!

Professor Trein: Yes?

Kid MC: Can I borrow this book? I didn't get to finish reading pages 206-209.

Professor Trein: Sure. But don't forget to do your homework. *giving them a chocolate bar*

Kid MC: Thank you, Professor!

Professor Trein: Now run along.

The other students: That's unfair, Professor! Why do they get to be dismissed early?!

Professor Trein: *frowns at them* Kids don't have long attention lifespan. And I don't want them to get bored in my history class.

Ace: *hides under his desk* Wow! You're playing favorites, Professor!

Professor Trein: Who said that?

Epel: How's your class, MC?

Kid MC: I got a chocolate bar!

Vil: Uh-huh. And what do we do with sweets?

Kid MC: I eat them.

Vil: ...

Epel: *laughs*

Vil: *sigh* Epel, just make sure this child brush their teeth later. Especially before sleeping.

Epel: Yes, sir.

Sebek: LITTLE HUMAN!!!

Silver: You don't have to shout, Sebek.

Malleus: *smiles* MC.

Kid MC: Dad! *runs to him*

Malleus: I've been looking for you everywhere.

Kid MC: My classes finish early than the others!

Malleus: Oh?

Vil: Yes. The headmage and all the teachers made an arrangement where they're going to have four hours of classes everyday.

Vil: You're free to take them to your dorm after they're done with school work, but you have to bring them back to Pomefiore before bedtime.

Malleus: Can't they just sleep in my dorm?

Vil: No. I'm their housewarden.

Epel: Don't worry, Mr. Malleus, sir. I'm sharing a room with them.

Kid MC: Hm! Epel is the manliest guy in Pomefiore! He can fight bad guys with his bare fists!

Epel: Hehe, you flatter m—Eek!

Malleus: Oho...? He could?

Silver: Malleus... It's not the place to be jealous...

Sebek: LITTLE HUMAN!!! DON'T FORGET THAT WE'RE ALL LOYAL TO WAKA-SAMA!!!

Kid MC: Yeah! You don't have to tell me, Sir Sebek!

Vil: MC, have you forgotten about acting all dainty?

Kid MC: *pouts*

Kid MC: But it's too late for me to do that now!

Vil: Do it.

Kid MC: *pouts again*

Kid MC: *looks at Malleus*

Kid MC: Dad~? Do you think I look stupidly cute today? *blink* *blink*

Vil: *facepalm*

Malleus: You're the most adorable child I've ever seen. *chuckles*

1 year ago

Fortunate (Alhaitham)

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TAGS: Alhaitham/F!Reader, fluff, fatherhood, motherhood, domestic fluff, family fluff, pregnancy

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2 years ago

--I was just looking at those old memes of Kazuha being the Canadian Aether and I thought of Vigil.

--Vigil! Mc meets Aether and looks at Kazuha, saying "Kazuha... Do you have any lost twin or something..?"

--And Kazuha gets upset because everyone asks him that lol

--🍓 anon <3

Ah yes those were the days lololol.

Just imagine Vigil!MC lighting up at the sight of Aether she goes speechless for a while lmao -

"My, how handsome."

Aether splutters in surprise when the lady reaches forward, without care for space, to brush his golden locks with an awed smile. Even the faintest contact against his ear sends warmth to his cheeks.

"Kazuha," the girl he still doesn't know calls out to the—pouting?—samurai, "Perhaps the Traveler's a twin of yours?"

A sigh, "Nee-san..." (translation: WE DO LOOK SIMILAR BUT I'M YOUR ONLY BROTHER AHDASKDHAHDASJD this is unacceptable :< )

Aether feels glum at the reminder of a sibling but he doesn't feel too despondent hearing the bright laughter erupting in the atmosphere.

WAITWAITWAIT IMAGINE IF KAZUHA HAD A TWIN THOUGH LIKE- LIKE- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

2 years ago

Baker!MC and Barbie doing sappy stuff please💖💖

Barbatos: *pacing back and forth*

Diavolo and Lucifer: *has been watching him for 5 minutes*

Lucifer: Barbatos, are you not going to stop? I’m getting dizzy by just watching you.

Diavolo: What seems the matter?

Barbatos: *looks at them with a worried expression* I woke up this morning and MC wasn’t there. 

Lucifer: Wait. You two are living together?

Diavolo: Barbatos, maybe you’re just overthinking. 

Barbatos: But MC won’t leave my side and they always tell me where they are going. 

Lucifer: Maybe MC is meeting someone else? Did you two have a fight?

Barbatos: No.

Diavolo: Are they stressed? Problematic? Unsatisfied?

Barbatos: I don’t think so- *suddenly has a doomed expression* 

Diavolo: ...

Lucifer: ...

Barbatos: I just realized that I had slept right after I arrived home. 

Lucifer: Ah... That’s bad. Maybe MC decided to leave you because of that.

Diavolo: Lucifer.

Barbatos: What if they had returned to the human world... *sulk*

Diavolo: If that’s the case, you can just go and ask them to come back. 

Barbatos: But... What if they said “no”?

Diavolo: That’s-

MC: *enters the room carrying a huge bat pillow* Barb! I knew you’d be here! *smiles*

Barbatos: *runs to them* MC! 

Lucifer: Why are they carrying a pillow?

Barbatos: *worried* Where have you been?!

MC: *a little bit taken aback* Hmm? I went for a shopping in the human world. And I also bought some groceries. Look, I have purchased this huge pillow. *grins* 

Barbatos: *sad frowns* Why didn’t you tell me that you’re going out?

MC: You were exhausted. 

Barbatos: That wasn’t enough of an excuse. 

Diavolo: Looks like they’re going to fight.

MC: ...

MC: *puts the pillow down and hugs him* I’m sorry. 

MC: I didn’t know you would miss me that much.

Barbatos: *pouts* 

Lucifer: Diavolo, do you have your phone?

Diavolo: Why?

Lucifer: We need to capture this.

Lucifer: The dorky side of Barbatos. 

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