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This silly little doodle was born from a hilarious convo with the wonderful @orangez3stt / @manilovewater ! You’re the best, vod 🥰

Inspo meme below the cut!

Jedi Master Maul faces the greatest obstacle of his existence: being tiny

let my woman be a lesbian i beg

ppl shipping ahsoka with men will be like. he has to have three letters in his name. and it has to end with an x. i have three nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice three times etc etc

This's fem!prongsfoot commission from stunning кирапика (ac: k1rap1pa (on X))

I odered this art for the finale of my story "the doors of the whole world", but I'm still far from writing the finale and hardly anyone will notice this art there, but i think this кирапика's work deserves more attention

“but—but—mace windu was soooo mean to anakin🥺🥺he didn’t let him be a master🥺🥺”

buddy I wouldn’t care if mace windu hit anakin with a chair.

never getting over it. reghabi and cobel being pitted against each other as they climbed lumons corporate ladder, two genius women, spiteful and determined. finding solace in each other, matching each others frequencies. cobel telling reghabi about her mom. reghabi peeling back lumons layers, realizing how irredeemably horrible it is, thinking cobel will be by her side as she tells her her plans to quit. cobel being promoted to severed floor manager, growing distant from reghabi, believing she's sacrificed too much to walk away with "nothing". reghabi quitting, cobel never hearing from her again. until petey kilmer dies, and the rumor spreads that he reintegrating. and cobel knows. you see it you see it you see it

I’ll rare pair my way through every single series

"james shoves all his feelings down because he always has to be the happy comforting guy for his friends"

james potter would slam the dorm door, dramatically fall onto his bed, and exclaim his woes as loudly as he can to garner his friend's attention. james potter would write to his parents daily about every little thing that happened, every thought and feeling he had. james potter would have a diary where he confesses everything in & then proceed to purposefully leave it out so his friends read it

after curfew

Canon sirius wins the idgf game every time omg. Bro does not care. His best friend is in love with someone? "U re not getting the girl with ur personality, James." Peter admiring James. "Peter, u will wet yourself." His other best friend is a werewolf who suffers every full moon. "Damn, I wish it was a full moon." A student starts to ask questions about their secret. "I'm just killing him, whatever."

I just know he made everyone he knows at least cry once, and it wasn’t even on purpose. He's just made like that, and he doesn't even care if u don't tolerate him.

psychological thriller where all a cyborg’s human parts are slowly replaced with metal like a personified ship of theseus

Combining my two favorite things to ease my brain through it’s love of prongsfoot but desperate NEED for a jily endgame and saying that prongsfoot mutually breaks up because James comes out to sirius as transfem. Sirius is like “oh great now we have to break up!” And James is like mildly scared that he’s transphobic but sirius is like “I’m GAY!” and then they’re besties again and wlw jily ensued

gemmadevon reghabicobel gemmahelly devonreghabi these are literally all so big brained and severance is too homophobic and white dude brained to do any

the paralell of james not having siblings because his parents were too old to have more kids, and harry not having siblings because his parents died too young to have more is killing me

they were canonically different ages too

i doubt dorcas and evan were even at hogwarts the same time as reg and barty

hot take, the skittles/pantheon were closer than the marauders ever were

It would’ve been much juicier for Helly to fall for Miss Casey. She’d be in love with the woman that her own outie’s company is torturing/exploiting, then find out that Miss Casey’s outie is Mark’s outie’s wife, then help rescue her even though she’ll lose her girl..... like come on

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of The Dykes

happy lesbian visibility week; i made obiwan and anakin butch

I thought I should share with you some of the prongsfoot's arts, which I ordered earlier

This's one of my favorite arts from TeFa*

I love the way TeFa* portrays James and Sirius, but you should know that she also has absolutely amazing drarry and linny (ac: tefa_art_ (on X))

I ordered this art for the scene of one of the chapters of grandfathers au (that Sirius has bad days, but James always supports him)

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

theyre gay your honour

If Sirius and James were girls, they’d be shagging all the time and James would still think they were just friends

agreed!!

“harry was born during a war, so he was an accident”

may i introduce: harry was born during a war because jily loved each other so hard and always wanted a big family (james cuz he wanted siblings growing up and wants to replicate his parents, and lily cuz she wants her kid to have the relationship she never could with petunia), but theres a chance the war will never end or one of them will die and their friends are dying AND THEY JUST WANT SOME HAPPINESS TO FIGHT FOR

they were married for a year before lily was pregnant, it was not a shotgun wedding. harry was planned, baby #2 on the way, planning for three.

u cannot convince me that if jily had lived they wouldn't have had more kids. you're saying james, an only child who found new brothers at school & lily, who missed her sister so much after their relationship fractured, WOULDN'T have given their son more siblings?

ofc not!!!! me personally i live for fics where harry has two or three siblings running underfoot and following him around like little ducklings when they finally get to hogwarts. cuties !!<3

james gay awakening: 6 yrs old, his best friend peter

james first crush: 12 yrs old, his quidditch captain frank

james first relationship: 16 yrs old, his classmate lily

james soulmate: 19 yrs old, his roommate sirius

peters gay awakening: 11 yrs, his friend sirius black

peters first crush: 13 yrs, his best friend james potter

peters first relationship: 18 yrs, his classmate sybil

James Potter was in love with Peter Pettigrew at least once in his life idc

:)

my sweet girls!

marmalade aesthetic

james: does incest make people abnormally hot?

remus: i don't think so

regulus walking past:

james: yeah, you're right. sirius is an anomaly

is no one gonna talk about how the tower princes are probably named after the historical princes in the tower? Is anyone going to talk about that? Jod titled his daughter and newest lyctor after a pair of princes who were imprisoned and most likely assassinated by a paternal figure and knew no one would get the reference. Kirianthe are the bones in the wall dude.

IM SORRY WHAT?!

….tamsyn when I Get You