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**Harry turns around and Morgan is standing there**

Harry: Okay, go ahead and insult me like you always do.

Morgan: No. Too easy. When you least expect it. 

**Later**

Harry: Well?

Morgan: Not yet. But soon. *cracks knuckles* Very soon.

**Even later**

Morgan: You’re stupid.

Harry: …that’s it?

Morgan: Give it time. It’ll eat at ya.

**Much later**

Harry: …am I stupid?

Molly: *nods* Yeah. Little bit. 

Harry: *thinking* Damn him.

Morgan: We're screwed.

Carlos: I don't wanna hear that negative attitude.

Morgan: We're screwed!

Carlos: That's more like it!

Morgan, on an undercover mission with Anastasia: это деликатная ситуация- OH my God Anastasia look at that dog it’s so adorable! do you think I can pet it? 

Anastasia: Morgan please focus we have a job to do. 

(это деликатная ситуация = This is a delicate situation. For the record I just love the mental image of Morgan, a giant bearded man with a Cossack hat and a long black winter coat, getting distracted by and excited about cute dogs.) 

Charity: knock knock

Michael: Who's there? I hope it's you, because you're the best.

(He's basically an angry potato anyway so I feel this is fitting)

Morning After Pill for HIV

I think that people forget that condoms protect you from more than just pregnancy.

And there is no morning after pill for HIV.

So I just got this message literally few minutes ago

And if YOU get this message in the future DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE CLINK ON THE LINK I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD I WILL CUT YOUR HANDS OFF

A warning to all of my followers there no such a thing as @exposingthoselosers I just thought any form of information is good and can protect my followers from getting their phone or any other devices hacked if you’re connect to the wifi they might hack all of the devices connected.

DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON ANU LINK YOU GET NOT EVEN FROM UR FRIENDS ON TUMBLR BECAUSE THEY COULD GET HACKED 👀

Pls share this awareness ⚠

Morgan: Physically, I could punch Carlos when he says stupid things. But emotionally, imagine the toll.

Morgan: Listen up you little shits.

Morgan: Not you Bill, you're an angel and we're thrilled to have you here.

I promise I’m actually going to do these. I’m sorry they’re taking so long

Hey I just hit 100 followers so give me a bit and I’ll post 100 headcanons.

NSFW ban fail

Reblog if you’re still seeing porn bots despite the NSFW ban. I’m still seeing them. Plenty of legitimate followers seem to be blocked from my feed, however.

How To Appeal A Post When You Don’t Have The Appeal Button

Since the 17th about 12 of my posts where flagged as adult content and when I went to try and appeal it there was no appeal button. I went through their help and read the whole article. I even contacted support who then copied and pasted their help page not even trying to assist me.  All I know is that there was supposed to be a button for the original creator to click and allow up to appeal but there wasn’t.

On my computer:

On the app:

See no button for appeal.

It has taken me days to figure out this work around and I thought some other people out there might be having this issue.

Now here is how you appeal your post when you don’t have the appeal button

Now go through your blog and find all your pages with censored posts clicking on them to take you to the original post.

Take a look at the url.

See that number there? Copy it!

Open up a new page and type in this:

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard/blog/your url/

At the end paste that number.

When you hit enter you will get this:

The appeal button is finally there! Click it!

You’ll get this message and then you’ll click appeal again.

Your post is now being appealed.

You can check that it was fixed just by refreshing your blogs page.

And that’s it! I know it is stupid and ridiculous to do such a ridiculous back method but unfortunately it’s the only solution I’ve come up with.

Also no you can’t just use the weird sidebar dashboard to find it as any flagged posts don’t actually show up at all in it.

Anyways I hope this helps you guys.

Carlos: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Morgan?

Morgan: No.

Harry: I do

Carlos: I know, Harry

Harry: I'm sad

Carlos: I know, Harry

Morgan: I just want two things. Tea, and some goddamn peace and quiet.

Happy Birthday Harry Dresden!

Luccio:[burning a dossier with Young Morgan’s information in it] The Donald Morgan you knew is dead! Happy birthday! You’re the White Council’s baby now. Are you prepared to do whatever the Council asks of you!?

Young Morgan:[super stoked] YES!

Luccio: Can you keep your head about you when confronted with mind-blowing weirdness at every turn!?

Young Morgan: YES!

Luccio: Are you ready for anything?

Young Morgan: YES!

Luccio: …Are you still ready for anything?

Young Morgan: YE-[Luccio takes out a staff and clubs him in the knee]

Luccio: Wrong! Lesson number one, trust no one! The minute god crapped out the third caveman a conspiracy was hatched against one of them! Get up damn you!

Young Morgan: [hesitantly gets up]

Luccio: Your training starts now. When i’m through with you, you’ll be a member of the elite organization that’s been thanklessly defending this big-ass world since the Second Trojan War…the invisible one! [Opens portal to the Nevernever and shoves Morgan in]

This is a canon interaction between Harry and Morgan. Nobody can tell me otherwise.

Submitted Prompt #62

“I hate to be the bearer of bad news–”

“Let me stop you right there. You do like being the bearer of bad news. You enjoy it. It’s who and what you are. Continue.”

Dresden Files headcanon

somewhere, there is an apprentice who, instead of using a proper fake-Latin incantation, decided to command wind with “yeet” and “yoink.” 

Harry couldn’t be prouder.

That one part from Charlottes Web that says "Fern was up at daylight, trying to rid the world of injustice." Reminds me of Morgan.

Morgan: Whenever mortals tell me to respect my elders, all I can think is ‘Im older than Canada.’

Anastasia: You’re smiling, did something happen?

Morgan: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Carlos: Harry tripped and fell in the parking lot. 

Morgan: I may have been... Lightly stabbed.

Anastasia: You were stabbed?!

Morgan: Lightly!

Ooh great idea. I'll see what I can do

I would arm wrestle Jim Butcher for Morgan’s full backstory. 

Oh I would definitely lose, but I'd at least try.

I would arm wrestle Jim Butcher for Morgan’s full backstory. 

Morgan: Although, I’ll be damned if he doesn’t disagree with me just because I said it.

Luccio: I don’t think that’s true.

Morgan: *turns around* Ebenezar, it’s hotter than hell in here!

Ebenezar: *without looking up* Freezing!

Morgan: Good coffee, though!

Ebenezar: *holds up coffee cup* Rat piss!

Morgan: The Merlin is an incompetent sucker.

Ebenezar: No, Morgan, he’s in fact one of the finest wizards I’ve ever had the good fortune of working with.

Morgan: *whirls around to Luccio* You’re a witness. *walks off*

Morgan: Get off the dinosaur.

Harry: You’re not my dad.

Morgan: Get off the dinosaur now!

Harry: No, I’m on a dinosaur and you’re not.

I would arm wrestle Jim Butcher for Morgan’s full backstory. 

This is either Anastasia and Morgan back when he was an apprentice, or Morgan and one of the young wardens.

Submitted Prompt #53

“Can you hit him with your knife?”

“I believe the technical term is stab.”

Who does Jim Butcher think he is, ripping my heart out

Harry: Zombies sounds like a bad way to die. 

Morgan: Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.