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Bruce Wayne buys menstrual items at the local pharmacy at 11 PM in plaid pajama bottoms and a ripped Gotham Knights hoodie because Steph called him panicking and he might be a dumbass™ but he knows an emergency when he sees one

and he spends 30 minutes in the aisle doing math comparing the absorption rates versus the total leak coverage on the pads, examines the tampons for ease of application versus transportability and risk of TSS, and reviews a few scientific papers on his phone about the market sterilization standards on the menstrual cups

and then buys the entire aisle, despite Steph’s instructions to “just grab me a super tampon, I don’t care which kind”

i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas

RINGS & PIERCINGS ! jason todd 

𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬 : tattoo shops and piercing bars, the line between us is so fucking thin, so let me show you euphoria if you’re willing…

𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 : minors dni! jason todd x fem! reader, nipple play, fingering, male!giving fem!recieving oral, praise kink, blowjob. (also! this is my first time writing smut so pls give me some feedback!)

𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 : 3.048k words

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wow…ahead of its time (and ahead of its host)

Pants Party!

Bat family x toddler!reader

DC Masterlist | Main Masterlist

Batman obeys no one, except for his toddler of course

Warnings: mentions of child abandonment, but overall this is just fluff, swearing

WC: 1.3k

Minors DNI

A crash followed by a giggle interrupted Bruce’s research. “Get back here!” “Jason what the hell!” “Shut it and help me catch the fucking demon!” “Don’t swear around the baby!” “Fuck off replacement.” The crack of a fist meeting a jaw sparked another round of shouting.

Bruce sighed and stood, his joints creaking. “I’m getting too old for this shit.” He muttered, trekking into the main house, following the trail of destruction that his children usually left behind. He grimaced, seeing one of Alfred’s favourite vases shattered on the ground.

He found his protégés in the movie room. Jason was throttling Tim as Dick tried to pull them off of each other, Damian was sitting on the large couch, smirking, little Y/N perched on his lap, laughing at her brothers. Bruce scooped the youngest up, making her squeal in delight at the sight of her father. Her small hands slapped against his scruffy cheeks, making him smile.

Y/N had been a surprise addition to the family. Damian had found her out on patrol one night. She had been barely a few days old, crying horsley in the empty apartment, obviously having been alone for a while. The young Robin had no hesitation in bringing her home and insisting that his father adopt her. Bruce smiled at the memory of his little boy, still in his suit yelling, “THIS IS MY NEW BABY SISTER! HER NAME IS Y/N AND IF YOU DON’T ADOPT HER I’M MOVING IN WITH GRAYSON!” It was wonderful to see how far he had come since first arriving at the manor.

“Boys, what’s going on?” They paused, Jason’s fist cocked back, Dick’s hand wrapped around his elbow, trying to stop him, as Tim had aimed his foot towards his older brother’s crotch. “Nothing.” They answered at once. Bruce raised one graying eyebrow. “I was trying to dress the baby, but she’s a slippery fucker so I was chasing her then these assholes tried to stop me.” Jason huffed.

Bruce looked down, and sure enough, his little girl was almost completely naked, save for the cloth nappy Damian insisted they buy her. She gave him a gummy smile, wiggling in his grasp slightly. “Stop swearing around the baby!” And the fighting started again. “Come on, let’s go get you dressed little lady.” Batman slipped out of the room, his little girl perched on his hip, trying to get a look at her bickering older brothers.

Y/N’s room was perfectly situated to be evenly spaced from each of the boy’s rooms but she almost never slept in it. Bruce had a bad habit of taking her from her bed when he got home from patrol and tucking her into his own, keeping her on his chest as they slept. Alfred had told him off for it so many times that he could recite the older man’s speech from memory.

Sure enough, there was a cute outfit laid out on her bed. The shirt made Bruce chuckle. It was an exact replica of Jason’s red hood uniform and he had chosen to pair it with some leggings covered in Wonder Woman’s symbols. “Alright, time to get some clothes on.” He laid her on the pink sheets, handing her the platypus plushie that was her absolute favourite in order to distract his daughter as he dressed her.

The shirt went on first, her little head poking through the top. Y/N made a face at her father and in retaliation, he lifted her shirt slightly and gave her a raspberry. “Daddy!” She squealed, slapping the top of his head. “Such a silly girl.” A smiled fondly, “A silly girl with a messy face.” He turned to get a wet wipe to clean the smear of chocolate off her cheek. He really needed to talk to Damian and Tim about feeding her so many sweets.

A small thump made him turn back around just in time to see a little foot disappear around the corner. Then a few seconds later, “There she goes again!” The one fucking day Alfred took off and everything went to shit. Bruce gathered up the rest of her clothes and staked after his daughter, her giggles carrying through the halls.

Y/N was running waddling as fast as her little legs would carry her, reminding her father of a baby penguin running across the snow. The boys scrambled over each other trying to catch her, much to Y/N’s delight.

They had finally cornered her in the library, still holding her platypus tightly, her chubby legs shaking with the exercise of having five vigilantes chasing her through the massive house. Bruce came forward first, holding out the pants. “Put your pants on.”

“No!” Tim was next. “Pants time!” Her head shook widely. “Noo!” “Come on baby bat! We’ll have a pants party!” Dick’s smile made her hide her face in her stuffed animal’s soft fur. “Nooo!” Jason shoved him out of the way. “You need pants.” He used his Red Hood voice but was met with another “Nooooo!” Damian sighed. “Put your pants on.” Her arms crossed over her chest as best she could while still holding the animal. “No!”

Simultaneously, the men buried their faces in their hands, frustrated by the girl. She took the opportunity to run through their legs and back out of the room. “Mother fucker!” Jason took off after her. “Come on!” Dick followed closely behind.

“Oh hello there young lady. What are you up to?” Y/N skidded to a halt in front of her grandfather, immediately dropping the toy and lifting her arms so he could pick her up. She babbled in his ear, making Alfred nod along as he walked back into the kitchen to continue making a cup of tea for himself. He set her down in her high chair and placed a cup of juice in front of her, interrupting her “talking” as she took big gulps of the delicious drink.

Crashes soon followed and Dick burst into the kitchen. “Master Dick, how many times have I told you not to run in the house.” Alfred scolded. “We were just looking for- oh there she is!” He rolled his eyes at his eldest grandson. Nightwing tried to lift Y/N from the chair but her little hands slapped away his larger ones, going back to her drink. “And why were you chasing this little princess?” “Princess? She’s a slippery little troll who doesn’t want to put on pants.”

Jason came up from behind and rubbed her head affectionately, which was met with a glare very similar to Batman's from the little girl. “Is that right?” Alfred raised his eyebrow, “You all are trained heroes who’ve taken down some of the most evil people in the world yet you can’t get a toddler to put on pants.”

The men hung their heads in shame and Alfred took the leggings from his son’s hands. “Y/N can you put on your pants for me and then we’ll make some cookies,” She opened her mouth, obviously trying to argue, “You can only have cookies if you put on your pants.” She babbled and only the word ‘daddy’ was articulate. Alfred nodded like he understood. “Yes, we can give the cookies to your daddy and brothers.” The toddler raised her arms up, Jason quickly lowered her to the floor.

She took the leggings from her grandfather, and clumsily stuck her legs into the holes, having Tim help her pull them up all the way. “Ta da!” She spread her arms, displaying her state of dress to her family before running at Alfred shouting. “Cook! Cook!” To which he gladly picked her up and set about gathering the ingredients for his famous chocolate chip cookies while the rest of the family sat and watched their baby bat try her best to talk and bake at the same time.

After that day, Bruce always kept a photo of them all together, Y/N completely covered in flour while smiling ear to ear, on his desk in the bat cave and Wayne Enterprises. None of his sons would admit that they always carried that same photo round wherever they went.

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it’s so frustrating (and heartbreaking) to see so many writers going on indefinite hiatus / deleting their blogs because they are not motivated to write anymore. worst of all: people would always be like ‘no why are you leaving we don’t want you to do so :(’ but they were nowhere to be seen in our notifications beforehand. the lack of support on this platform is a huge issue and it’s a shame that content consumers don’t get the hint when writers have been waving the red flag for months. please support creators by rebbloging their posts, interact with them by leaving a few tags, a comment or an ask! if you’re too shy then hit that anon button and you’re good to go. show them that their works matter and you enjoy their blog, because when the decision to leave is made, it’s already too late.

practice with graffiti lettering styles turned into a series with the batfam lmao

(reblogs appreciated! im a whore for attention)

🎄✨A Batboy Holiday Song✨🎄

(Sung to the tune of “Jingle Bells” by the four Robins)

Dick: Come on, boys! Sing a Christmas song with me!

Jason: No way, Dickface.

Damian: *tt* I will not participate in such inane and childish activities, Grayson.

Tim: I’ll have to pass.

Dick: Come on, guys! Have some Christmas spirit!

🎶 Dick: I was an orphan kid

Until Bruce came along

I was the first Robin

To fight crime all night long!

Now I’m on my own

And better than Batman

I knock the bad guys out with sass

And the fan base loves my ass! 

🎶ALL:

Oh! Jingle bells!

Gotham smells!

Jason Todd’s alive!

Joker stole the bat-mobile

And Penguin got away!

Hey!

Jingle bells!

Gotham smells!

Jason Todd’s alive!

Joker stole the bat-mobile

And penguin got away!

Dick: You’re up next, Jaylad!

Jason: Alright fine 🤦‍♂️

🎶Jason: I robbed Bruce in the street

The fan base hated me

Got murdered by a clown

Now I run this town!

Once a troubled teen

I now have my own team!

Batman might say killing’s bad

But I’ll do it anyway!

🎶ALL:

Oh! Jingle bells!

Gotham smells!

Jason Todd’s alive!

Joker stole the bat-mobile

And penguin got away!

Hey!

Jingle bells!

Gotham smells!

Jason Todd’s alive!

Joker stole the bat-mobile

And penguin got away!

🎶Tim: My parents didn’t love me

They abandoned me daily

I am the smartest detective

In this shithole of a city!

My new family loves me so

But they’re telling me to sleep

That’s insane, sleep’s for the weak!

I need to keep working!

ALL:

Oh! Jingle bells!

Gotham smells!

Jason Todd’s alive!

Joker stole the bat-mobile

And penguin got away!

Hey!

Jingle bells!

Gotham smells!

Jason Todd’s alive!

Joker stole the bat-mobile

And penguin got away!

Dick: It’s your turn now, Dami!

Damian: Tch. I’ll engage in your foolery this one time, Grayson.

🎶Damian: I hate this family

They’re not as good as me.

Drake’s an imbicle, It’s very clear to see!

To those who say I’m a brat

And that I’m overrated too

I’ll beat you to the brink of death ‘cause that’s what Robins do!

🎶ALL:

Oh! Jingle bells!

Gotham smells!

Jason Todd’s alive!

Joker stole the bat-mobile

And penguin got away!

Hey!

Jingle bells!

Gotham smells!

Jason Todd’s alive!

Joker stole the bat-mobile

And penguin got away!

Merry Christmas everyone, and a happy new year! ✨🎄✨

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the turkey swiss on rye incident

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

hellooo, can i request a tim drake x reader where tim teases the reader with toys? usheuhd

pairing: tim drake (18+) x fem!reader

warnings: smut → use of light bondage & vibrator, tim being a teasing little shit, slight daddy kink

word count: 266

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Tim secures his tie around your wrists as you lay down on your stomach with your now tied hands behind your back. He turns the vibrator on, making you squeal in surprise, and eyes roll back from the pleasure. Tim chuckles at your reaction and walks to the other side of the bed, crouching down so he was eye-level with you.

“If I find out you’ve moved the toy, I’ll only punish you more, love,” Tim chuckles before standing up and leaving the room. You whimper as he closes the door, grinding your hips down on the vibrator, the pleasure making you moan loudly.

“Tim, please come back,” you moan loud enough for him to hear it. You hear yet another chuckle coming from the kitchen, causing you to let out an exasperated sigh. You continued to roll your hips against the vibrator, feeling yourself coming undone in only a matter of seconds, hands forming a fist with fingernails making a crescent-shaped dents in your palm. Your hips jerk from sensitivity as the vibrator is still held against you.

“Tim, please come back,” you cry, eyes closed as you grind against the toy again. The door opens, and Tim stands with his arms crossed, leaning against the door frame, watching as you come undone for the second time.

“Oh, please,” you whimper. “it’s too much.” He walks over to you, slowly dragging the toy away from you, turning it off with a satisfied chuckle. His fingers trace down your back, making their way to your ass.

“Want me to fuck you?”

“Yes, daddy. Please.”

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

This is the crystal hand of prosperity. Reblog in 300 seconds to have a year of good money management and raises. ⬆💱⬆💲💰💲⬆💱⬆

i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good

black history month is coming to a closeeee but i have something that’ll help you draw black characters in any month! if it was helpful then hey… here’s my kofi 😏

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

★ 【だいすけ】 「約ネバLOG5」 ☆ ⊳ the promised neverland ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

a comic about someone who gets a visit from the reaper a bit sooner than expected, but has someone whos been waiting for them 

Hey, do you like my art? Help support me and buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com/zipper ❤️

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! I’M STILL ALIVE!!!

Persona 4 Dancing All Night Kannao!!!! Hope ya’ll love it as much as I loved making it!!

Please consider buying me a Kofi! I appreciate the support of all my fans and followers!!!

Hi, Clair. I’d like to come in and talk with you. Would that be all right?

“I’m not a robot”

Bakugou - Alpha (headcanons)

A/N: First time writing anything A/B/O-related, so kinda nervous about this one. This has been plaguing my mind this week, so here y’all go, my loves! IF YOU UNDER THE AGE OF 18, STOP RIGHT HERE AND GET OFF MY BLOG!!

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·         Like his quirk, his second gender is strong

·         Very potent Alpha, in every sense of the word

·         (In my omegaverse they present at 15, but start heats and ruts at 19)

·         Nobody was really surprised when he presented as an Alpha

·         He likes the fact that people fear and respect him for his Alpha status

·         However he doesn’t want that to be what makes him a hero

·         He doesn’t need to be an Alpha to be the no. 1 Hero, since All Might himself is an omega

·         (YOU’LL HAVE TO PRY OMEGA!ALL MIGHT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS)

·         His explosive behavior also makes it harder for him to find an Omega suitable for him

·         Either they get intimidated or they push him on all his negative buttons

·         But you? You have done the unthinkable and tamed the Alpha inside him at first sight when he just 20 years old

·         You just started working as a waitress at his favorite diner and as an Omega you’re often the target of degrading behavior, to say the least

·         This particular shift however, you were done with it!

·         Bakugou  didn’t even have time to step in, or anyone for that matter before you went completely ham against this Alpha that started inappropriate touching you, beating their face with your notepad for taking orders

·         The moment Bakugou got a good look at your face for the first time he swears he found his reason for living

·         He had to rush out of the diner immediately (he left the money on the table) since his rut abruptly began

·         Every instinct inside him told him to turn back immediately mate you, mark you, bond with you for life

·         Barely made it back to his apartment before he ripped his pants off and just started fucking into his hand right in the hallway

·         It wasn’t even close enough to the real thing

·         Had to hump and grind on his bed to feel something, anything, just anything so he didn’t get to stop himself until he got exhausted

·         By far the most painful rut he ever had, since his knot would not deflate

·         After a couple of days he finally managed to get through it

·         Took him another week before he dared to go back to the diner and face you again

·         Eventually does court you, albeit it was the hardest thing he ever had to do

·         Definitely one to peacock around and show off his wonderful Omega

·         He found someone who can take him on, handle him with care, push him to do his best and provide for him just like he does for you

·         Wears his bond mark around like a damn prize

·         This man doesn’t do half-assed jobs, so get prepared for ruts and heats

·         During your heats he’s the most tentative Alpha

·         Teases you by telling you how lucky you are to have him as your Alpha, that you should take pride in one day carrying his pups

·         Then follows it with praise

·         “That’s it, Omega, only you know how to please your Alpha”, “So submissive, such a good girl”, “You are made to take my knot”

·         Will have you ride him reverse cowgirl style so he can see your ass bounce in his lap and his cock disappear in your greedy hole

·         For the last round of your heatwave he’ll turn you on all fours and drape himself over your body before completely fucking every thought out of your head

·         You got his full and undivided attention during your heat

·         Now his ruts are a dangerous situation for anyone who isn’t you

·         One time you weren’t allowed to leave work to help him through and he was just like: “Fuck social manners”

·         Went to your work and wasted no time in bending you over and fucking you in the staff room

·         Your colleague wanted to come in and almost had his head ripped off by the Alpha for interrupting your mating

·         Hell hath no fury like Katsuki in a rut

·         Needs serious affirmation that he’s a good Alpha while he’s losing himself to his Alpha-instincts

·         “Tell me how good I’m fucking you, Omega”, “Only I’m allowed to fill this womb, right Omega?”, “I swear I’ll do anything for you, Omega, just let me put my knot inside you”

·         Average length will be compensated for what he has in thickness

·         His knot…. His knot will fill up every crevice inside of you

·         As soon as it deflates, round two begins

·         “Please don’t ask me to stop, please Omega”, “Let me breed you again”, “I can’t stop, Omega, you feel too good around me, please let me mate you again”

·         Don’t make him stop, at least cock warm him, he won’t survive otherwise

·         Even soft he fills you up till he can’t fit anymore

·         Rut or heat doesn’t matter, your neck and collarbones will wear the physical proof of your mating with bruising hickeys and bites marks

·         Despite his strength, Katsuki reminds himself that you are his mate and no serious harm should ever come to you

·         His favorite place to mate you in is your nest

·         The intimacy of putting your trust in him and having him make love in your nest is like a drug to him

·         Even though you’re supposed to be the Omega, your proud Alpha will get down on his knees and let you do whatever you desire to him

·         Pat his head? He’ll purr for hours

·         Feel insecure about your body? He’ll kiss the ground you walk on, all the way up to your belly button while mumbling words of love and praise

·         Ride his face like your life depended on it? Your Alpha’s face will be the carriage to bring you to new heavens

·         This man is an ass-man, no doubt, just wiggle that cute butt of yours and he’ll be a horny puddle

·         He swears your lust filled scent will be the death of him and it’s the only he’ll allow himself to die

·         The barbs on his tongue will make you cry until your voice gives out

·         They’re just rough enough to make it hurt in a masochistic way

·         Go to his office party in a dress with his hero colors and he’ll bend over every surface he can in his office

·         His new mission in life is to fill you up with pups

·         He may be a strong Alpha, but don’t think for a second you don’t have him whipped

Tagged: @mrsreina / @reinawritesbnha @thots4daze / @kzombi3 @aizawascumslut @hipster-merchant-of-death @strawbirb @ravenfeet222 @probablydysfunctionalvindication / @league-of-villians-headcanons (sorry for tagging both of the blogs, everyone who has two, but I don’t know which one you wanna be tagged with ‘:D)

Republican columns about to explode.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god