Where you come to drink bullshit and feel it in the morning
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“Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn.”
— Unknown
As my boss once said, “behold the field in which I grow my fucks”
“Don’t marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can’t live without.”
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Okay, can somebody tell me what the fuck painted eggs and bunnies have to do with Christianity?
I care....right?
A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theatre. Before the show has even started, an usher walks by and notices the man.
“Sir, you’re only allowed one seat, can you please sit up?“
The man groans, but stays where he is. The usher becoming impatient with the man says "Sir, if you don’t get up, I will need to get my manager involved”
Again the man just groans, which infuriates the usher as he marches off to get the manager. In a few moments he returns with the manager and they both repeatedly attempt to move him, but with no success. It was at this point that the manager calls the police.
Moments later, a police officer arrives and approaches the man, “alright buddy, what’s your name?”
“Sam” the man moans.
“And where ya from Sam?”
With pain in his voice Sam replied “the balcony”
Watch Buta No Gotoki Sanzoku Ni Torawarete: vol.1. Hentai Porn Video and Cartoon Clips.
Best thing about my tumblr name is that the acronym for it is “eh”
😬
Cat discovers icecream
(via)
Now this is a big boi
(via)
I love coloring
I’d do it
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
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This justifies killing
*digs these screenshots up from the depths of 2011 because I’m still amazed at the stupidity*
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I like how some people cannot be touched because they are too busy enjoying the view on their high horse, and others cannot be touched because they learned how to deal with such things. I don’t like that either of those are a thing. The thing man most desires is either themselves or others, and that is very dangerous. Do not desire anything that will cause hurt or pain, because that will come back full circle, wether it be physical or psychological. In any case, what you must learn instead of this, is to learn how see the wisdom and feel the enlightenment within every problem you face. I may have only 16 years of experience, but I dedicate my every waking and sleeping moments to thought, knowledge, and above all else, life. That includes all good and bad things. And to see the beauty within all of it, that is a gift that cannot be tainted or taken.
These days you don’t cross my mind as often anymore and it’s freeing. I’m still teaching myself to not get so stuck in the past, and to instead focus on everything I have in front of me and everything that’s still to come. There’s no way of knowing what my future will hold - and while everything about that leaves me uneasy and frightened, I also feel very excited knowing that the best things in my life probably haven’t happened yet. It’s cliche, I know, but really though that’s how you get yourself through it. You keep moving forward and you don’t waste any more days dwelling on what could’ve been or what you could’ve done differently.
j.t.l
“You have to understand that sometimes closure will come in ways that we don’t want it to and in ways that we aren’t ever prepared for. I know it’s hard to accept, but nevertheless that’s still closure.”
— j.t.l
I think about him still. But not in the I’m still in love with him kind of way. I think about how it felt slowly falling for someone, and I miss the way it made me feel.
j.t.l
“You can’t just change me and then leave.”
— Unknown
“Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Very little is needed to make a happy life: it is all within yourself in your way of thinking.”
— Marcus Aurelius
Baby fox steals fish from fisherman (🔊)
no I'm using finger guns bc I'm threatening you
