Latest Posts by futuristic-peach - Page 6

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

amogus being put down

benny’s obsession with male jocks and trying to get close with them is his attempt at disguising romantic infatuation as platonic masculine admiration… he’s not slick, the closet is made of glass

yeag

I have A LOT but i’m lasy to upload it all.

i like to think pure vanilla cookie doesnt wear pants a lot 

Greek mythology AU Yogurt Cream as Dionysus and Lilac as Thanatos! 🤍💜

I mean, someone wanted you dead throughout your life?? Sounds like Yogurt Cream to me!

I decided to give Thanatos!Lilac some night aesthetic since he works during the night and Thanatos being Nyx's,the goddess of night,son. Sparkle wings.🌌

Best part of the new dhmis show? Duck and Red guy fighting over who's the dad.

Headcanon for Dhmis main trio realtionship with each other:

Watching the new Tv show we can tell that they all know how to get on each other nerves, they fight, they argue/insult each other but they also show they care about each other too.

They hate each other so much. They live with each other constantly, they get no breaks from the other. They get no time for themselves cause they're constantly around each other. They sleep in the same room, they're always in the same room, they're constantly dragged through lessons about how things work. Never getting a break. It's a cycle they've gotten used to. It's stresses them out so they argue and insult each other.

But the truth is they can't live without each other. They've spent so long in this entirety with each other they don't know how to function without the other. When duck 'dies' red guy and yellow can't stand being without him despite him being mean/hurting them on occasion. Red guy and duck help bring back yellow after he gets stuck in his own mind despite insulting him/causing the issue, red guy even tries defending him afterwards before the fight broke out. When red tries to be apart of his 'real family ' it doesn't work out and he end up back with the others in the end.

So they all put up with each other nonsense, cause they can't fucking live without the other and they know it. Their entire lives function around living together, they make it work cause they have too. Cause they know they can rely on each other, cause them being a trio is all they know.

That's why red guy tries to bring them away from the house together. Even after yellow and duck clearly state they don't want to go. Red knows he can't live without them in his life. He wants space from them but he still wants them to be in his life...

Duck trying to get yellow and red from the office to go home. To go back to their home together. He does it again in family ep as well, to go home together...

Yellow tries to tell them about the book and the important information cause he knows they're important to him so they should know the info too...

And they slowly learn to accept this fucked up family friendship companionship through out the series cause at the end of the day...

They can't live without each other

It'll always be the three of them no matter what happens

Guys, i never told you, but im a big fan of this strange Sesame Street :)

the red guy duck guy dynamic in the tv show is bonkers. you’re my best friend we’re divorced i barely know you i see you every day of my life i wouldn’t be sad if you died i can’t imagine life without you we both suck i know everything about you you’re my family i’ve known you forever i’ve only just met you i want to leave you behind you’re part of me we’re raising a child together who we verbally abuse and also you bite him but somehow we’re still better than his biological father we share a lawyer i want you to shut the fuck up i like looking at you we’re living together in an eternal looping happy hell and sometimes we realize it but we’re too selfish and cruel and short-sighted to ever do anything meaningful about it we’re all there is we’re not really living i escaped once, in another life, and i tried to save you and i couldn’t and none of it mattered anyways

Saw this on Twitter as a succession meme

if you were done dirty by canon you should just unionize

This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

a customer just came in and ordered a flat white with six (6) shots in it. for clarity thats like.. a full cup of espresso with maybe an inch of milk sitting on top. this mf is trying to meet the hat man

Fucking menace

still obsessed with my hc of gwen loving fnaf and her telling her girlfriend all about the lore

Heather attempts to apologize to Alejandro after TDWT. ;) From the “Bureau of Communications.” This was fun to fill in.

So uuuuhhhh…got my daughter a yogurt this morning and learned something new.

here i made a helpful diagram

in honor of chapter 10 have more shitty slippery slopes memes

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slippery slopes memes part 1

made some shitty memes for my fic, enjoy

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quick alenoah for the soul

slippery slopes memes under the cut

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Can’t get over the fact that Team Chris had six whole people on it, two of which have an IQ of over 160, and they decided to ride a goat like this instead of just walking beside or with it

quick reminder to any td fans who want to draw fanart, the devil created noahs hair because he wanted to weep and it is not a side part

I hate that the stock response for "I'm lonely/I feel undervalued by my loved ones/I want a romantic partner" is "well do you value YOURSELF? You need to learn to enjoy being alone!" as if lonely people aren't very intimately familiar with being alone. Self esteem and love are important but they're not substitutes for companionship or friendship or romance and pretending that loneliness is a personal failure that can be fixed by self-improvement feels not only delusional but pretty cruel