What If She Is Lying Like A Sack Of Potatoes 🥔 🙄 ....

i’ll wait like a dog for you

crawling at your feet

begging for scraps from the dinner table

but i’m happier here

because you told me i should be

looking up at you from my shallow grave

my body grows cold as i wait for the next time you’ll want me

you’re the one who haunts me at night

watching as i call your name when i cum

dirty jenga prompts

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just a peck

kiss for 60 seconds

makeout

give a hickey

trade shirts with another player

truth or dare

drunk stories

do a bodyshot

bite someone’s lip

give a lapdance

lick someone’s neck

slap someone’s ass

7 minutes in heaven

give a mouth and ice massage until it’s molten

lick whipped cream off body part of their choice

eat chips off someone’s lap

remove one article of clothing

undress someone (one article of clothing of their choice)

take one article of someone’s clothing off with your mouth

get your lips close without touching, hold for 30 seconds

sit in someone’s lap

tie a cherry stem with you tongue

eat a banana without breaking eye contact

suck on someone’s fingers for 30 seconds

whisper something sexy into someone’s ear

never have I ever

go commando

reveal your biggest turn on

twerk for 30 seconds

act out a sex position with someone

talk dirty to them

2 truths 1 lie

french kiss

kiss their neck

cop a feel

dry hump

do a striptease

fake an orgasm

kiss down their spine

give a hickey to their inner thigh

do what they want, to them

they do what you want, to you

blindfold them, draw again

give a massage

tie their hands together, draw again

reveal your biggest sexual fantasy

perform an activity on someone of another player’s choice

take a shot of tequila off someone

feed someone something with your mouth

make a sex noise

send someone a sexy selfie

pinch someone’s butt

go into the shower together for 5 minutes (clothes optional)

blindfolded, let someone tie you up and give you a lapdance

“To the Warriors of Invisible Battles”

They will never know—

the weight you carry

in a body that feels like a fragile house

with storms at every window.

Yet here you are,

standing in the ruin,

patching what you can,

finding beauty in cracks

only you can see.

Your pain does not speak for you,

though it roars in silence.

It does not define you,

though it shadows your steps.

What defines you is this:

The way you rise when no one is watching.

The way you find a smile

in the rubble of the hardest days.

The way your heart holds love

when your body holds ache.

Some days, survival is a whisper.

Some days, it’s a battle cry.

And both are triumphs.

You are not weak because you rest.

You are not broken because you hurt.

You are a masterpiece in progress,

proof that the soul

is stronger than any pain.

So when the world feels too heavy,

when the night stretches endless,

remember this:

You are not alone in this fight.

And even now,

you are winning.

- DK

13 BEST WAYS TO DO WHEN YOUR WIFE REFUSES TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU

1. PREPARE HER

Sometimes it is not that she does not want to make love to you but that all you have to do is prepare her with foreplay to get her in the mood

2. DO NOT FORCE HER

Do not force yourself on her in the name of demanding for your conjugal rights. Forcing an adult to have sex is demeaning and disrespectful

3. CHECK IF YOU HAVE BEEN HURTING HER EMOTIONS

If you have been hurting or ignoring her emotions, she will struggle to be sexually attracted to you. Women make love with their heart. If her heart is bruised, she will struggle to give you her body

4. CHECK IF LAST TIME YOU WERE TOO ROUGH ON HER

If last time you were too rough on her leaving her vagina, clitoris or nipples sore; she might be uncomfortable about letting you have her. Learn to be gentle

5. CHECK IF YOU HAVE UNADDRESSED ISSUES

If there are matters in your marriage that are not being concluded, intimacy will suffer. Stop ignoring the issues. The sooner you solve them the better

6. CHECK IF SHE SUSPECTS YOU OF CHEATING

If she knows of or suspects you are cheating, it will be a barrier between you two. If you have been cheating, stop it and win back her trust. If she suspects but it is not true, allay her fears and make her secure

7. CUDDLE HER

Sometimes this means more to her than love making. This goes a long way to show her she is not a sex object. This secures her and in doing so, she will enjoy making love with you

8. GAUGE HER MENSTRUATION CYCLE

Know your wife's monthly period cycle. Not every wife lies they are on their periods

9. FIND OUT IF SOMETHING IS STRESSING HER

Maybe there is something outside of your marriage that is disturbing her, maybe it is work issues, financial issues, her health, the children, her parents, a past trauma. Hear her out and show her that you are on her side

10. DON'T CHEAT ON HER

Just because she is not in the mood today, doesn't mean you cheat. She might come around tomorrow depending on how you two treat each other, but if you cheat on her you might lose her for good

11. BE PATIENT WITH HER

Life is fluid, with ups and downs. Sometimes she may not be in the mood just as you are also sometimes not in the mood. Understand her

12. PUT HER ABOVE YOUR PENIS

Show her that she is more important to you than sexual pleasure. There is more to marriage than an orgasm. Once you make her a priority, intimacy will be richer

13. GENTLY ASK HER WHAT IS WRONG

Don't assume or get furious that she is denying you sex. Simply ask her if she is OK, she will open up and you two will grow closer

Remember: Sex is the gift of marriage from our Creator. So, these are the best tips to all marriages to eliminate misunderstanding on the sex issues for a healthy and happy relationship.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

God bless us all.

Happy International Woman's Day

she walks her fingers along my spine

with the almighty power of fire and rain

a noteworthy performance that reduces me to puddles

i bring her with me

soaking in these currents

The Ten Commandments Of Sucking Cock

There are a variety of opinions on this subject, but I wanted a definitive list of must-haves after years of personal experience and discussions with Men about what they like and want.

1. Lose your ego. In this moment, you are a cocksucker; embrace it. You will choke, spit up, and be covered in throat slime. The Man you’re servicing may treat you roughly, even rudely. Accept it. You’re a cocksucker with only one function: pleasing him. Do it without pride.

2. Tease him. Men love teasing and edging at the start of a blowjob. Their balls tighten and the juice within begins to churn in the anticipation of what is to come. Lick the head, especially the underside. Flick it with your tongue. Gently stroke the shaft with your hand every so often. Smile.

3. Eye contact. As you take his cock into your mouth, look up at him. A guy loves fucking holes, but eye contact makes you more submissive TO HIM and tells him that he is your Master.

4. No teeth. Obviously there will be some Men who like teeth running along the shaft of the cock, but that’s rare. Avoid it as much as possible. One trick is to extend your tongue out of your mouth slightly, providing protection from the lower teeth (and also opening the throat) as the cock slides in and out of your mouth.

5. Deepthroat. Not everyone manages to master deepthroating, but this is a skill that can be learned through training. Get a dildo and train your gag reflex. Push yourself. You can improve. Men want deepthroat, and you’re their cocksucker of the moment. Learn it.

6. Don’t forget the balls. A Man’s balls are the most sensitive part of his body. Why would a cocksucker neglect such an opportunity to please a Man or heighten his pleasure? Cradle them in your hand while sucking. Roll them around gently. Occasionally take your mouth off his cock and swirl your tongue over them. One added advantage of this is the more direct exposure to his testosterone-laced musk that concentrates around his balls, which will send you deeper into subspace.

7. No blueballing. Once you start to suck his cock, you’re in it until he squirts his last drop of cum. No complaining about aching jaws or a lack of interest. You’re a cocksucker (remember the first commandment) and you’re expected to do your job TO COMPLETION.

8. Moan and dirty talk. Moaning while sucking cock serves two functions: (a) it tells the Man how much you love the size and taste of it, and (b) the vibrations of your moans rising up from your throat stimulate his cock. You can occasionally tell him how much you love sucking his cock, but don’t overdo it! SHOW HIM you love it with your smiles and enthusiasm!

9. The Man does what he wants. It doesn’t matter what he wants to do, roll with it. He’s the Man and you’re his cocksucker. If he wants to throat-fuck you, fine. If he wants to slap his cock on your face or tongue, don’t object. This especially goes for his cumshot. If he wants to cum on your face, let him. If he wants to cum in your mouth ...

10. You must swallow. Nothing upsets a Man more than seeing a cocksucker spit out his cum. It is an ugly and disrespectful rejection of his virility and Manhood. If you don’t like the taste, swallow it anyway. You will survive. Remember, you’re sucking this Man’s cock in order to please him, and his cumshot is your reward for a job well done. Swallow it with pride!

BEWARE OF "ONE DAY"

1. ONE DAY you will lock your door, but you will not be the one to open it.

2. ONE DAY you will wash those best clothes of yours and you will not be able to wear it.

3. ONE DAY your favourite food will be prepared, and you will not be there to eat it anymore.

4. ONE DAY you will eat and drink what you will never excrete.

5. ONE DAY your curriculum vitae and all your years of experience will not matter to anyone anymore.

6. ONE DAY the person who seems to love you most will never dare to move closer to you.

7. ONE DAY you will think of what you can never accomplish.

8. ONE DAY you will be regarded as "a corpse"

9. ONE DAY you will be isolated in a place called "grave"

10. ONE DAY those things and people you love most will come your way, but you will not be able to give any attention to it/them.

11. ONE DAY you will hold your breath and never be able to release it.

12. ONE DAY you will become a defendant before The Chief Judge (GOD).

13. ONE DAY housefly/ termites will come your way, and you will be unable to chase them.

14. ONE DAY you will receive a call that you can never decline.

15. ONE DAY your name will be called, but no one will answer.

16. ONE DAY the assets you cherished most will be taken by another person.

17. ONE DAY your deed on Earth will be presented to you like a CD.

18. ONE DAY a title will be added to your name "The Late"

19. ONE DAY the Great Allocator will allocate you to an appropriate place.

20. ONE DAY that your beautiful skin will turn to its original nature-sand/dust.

21. ONE DAY your entire body will cease operation. The verb will change from he is a good man to he was a good man.

22. ONE DAY you will be given an eternal apartment, either Paradise or hell.

23. ONE DAY you will not be able to hold or type anything on this phone anymore.

Take LIFE easy, DO GOOD, and run from EVIL. Be at peace with everyone, and love your neighbour as yourself.

May God Almighty have Marcy on us 🙏🙏