I Don't Want A Career I Want To Fuck Around

it is what it is. and I don't know what it is

i would smoke an enchanted cigarette if given the opportunity

i feel like getting shot would feel so interesting for two seconds and then it would probably feel bad

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

Things I Need:

1. An orgasm 2. Attention 3. $50,000

wake up smokers the world is your ashtray

Mommy needs you to smoke the whole cigarette so you grow up big and strong, ok sweetie?

What if I got weirder

they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

POV: You're Judge Judy