Honestly Its Gay As Fuck To Even Be A Man

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

i <3 dicking around and doing fuck all

found some old notes from unus annus era and one of them just says "UA is cursed phineas and ferb" and yeah. still sounds about right

Literally how does your mind work 😟

? it doesnt

is this blog stupid? yes. but which one of us is following it?

TEOS Text Posts: Part 7 (Dave)

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Happy Halloween, here’s the haunted boy

Well well well. How the wheels on the bus have gone round and round

Matteo, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha. 

Dave: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

can you please shut up im trying to preheat the oven to 350 degrees