Matthias:
Valentine: Ok, so, um, you’re like a son to me
Jace: Well, you raised me
Valentine: Exactly, so join me and we’ll kill all the filthy downworlders-
Jace: No
*Looks over to Clary*
Valentine: You’re like a son to me-
Clary: I’m out
Tessa: You are an ADULT, Will. It’s your job to keep our children from making stupid decisions like this!
Will: That is true…
Will: … but I was also really curious to see how many donuts James and Lucie can eat in one minute.
Will [every time he’s broke]: I’d be an amazing prostitute
Charlotte: Will, the assignment was to bring something important to you
Will: Yes, and I did!
Charlotte: I meant an object, not Jem
Alastair: Something tells me Matthew isn't crazy about me.
Thomas: Something tells me that too and it was him.
Matthew: My life is like a romantic comedy
Matthew: Except there’s no romance. It’s just me laughing at my own jokes
Jace: you see, I just realized I have two ears so it’s a waste to listen to just one thing.
Alec: let me get this straight
Alec: you’ve only just realized you have two ears?
Jem: What’s for dinner?
Will: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise
Jem: Is it soup?
Will: I soup-pose it could be
Jem: Enough with the soup puns!
Will: You never soup-port my jokes
*five minutes later*
Jem: It's FISH
Cordelia: Why are you lying on the floor?
Alastair: I have depression
Cordelia: Oh-
Alastair: I have also been stabbed three times
Cordelia: oH-
Christopher, holding two pairs of shoes: Ok, gun to your head: which pair should I bring?
Matthew: Gun to my head? I'd say pull the trigger.
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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