Most People When They Find Out About Andreil Are Quick To Judge Neil's Taste In Men, But Jean, Aaron,

After another grueling match, Jean Moreau is sent to handle press duty for the USC Trojans. His teammates have learned that Jean’s dry, deadpan humor in interviews is something to behold, and the upperclassmen make it their mission to catch his best moments on camera. For the freshmen, it's an initiation into the legend of Jean Moreau’s press conferences, with his signature blend of sarcasm and flat honesty baffling reporters and leaving his teammates in stitches.

what the fuck is Christmas Eve

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JUNO AND BENZAITEN STEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!

poor riko. growing up totally isolated from ichirou meant he never learned that the correct response to your brother saying “come here” is “no you’re gonna hit me”. and that’s how he got shot

sorry can’t hangout tonight i have a garden in another dimension to tend to

riko: learn your place in the hierarchy I am your king

neil, a week later, talking to journalists: riko as a person is hard to respect

I just realized that Jean is what happens when the “my parents sold me to the mafia to pay off their debts” is written on ao3 instead of wattpad

Anyways. How fucking funny and how fucking sad it would be if Kevin Day did eventually get a chance to go skiing, only to promptly fuck up his skis and. get injured. in a skiing accident. How would you even communicate that to the press.

if time travel existed i'd try to get banned from specific historical events. not because i want to be a jackass but because i think it'd be funny to have something like "not allowed within 10 years of the jfk assassination" on my public record.

this is insanely Kevin coded I fear