Christopher Just Goes "æ¿‽/%¡&∅" And His Siblings Go "Damn!! Sick Burn Christopher!!"

if time travel existed i'd try to get banned from specific historical events. not because i want to be a jackass but because i think it'd be funny to have something like "not allowed within 10 years of the jfk assassination" on my public record.

honey we are ALL doomed by the narrative.. it’s not that serious. have some fun with it

rowena has never done anything wrong aside from all the atrocities

sorry can’t hangout tonight i have a garden in another dimension to tend to

queerplatonic is whatever those 3 middleaged animal men from ice age had btw. i hope you understand now

also Juno laughing and wheezing talking with Mick about the leaves made me so fucking happy, unbelievably content

The reason Diego and Luther work so well together and don't fight much in season 2 is that they both thought the other was dead for a while and just don't have it in them to argue anymore.

Headcanon that Agent Browning has an exy-obsessed kid who thinks Neil Josten is the coolest thing since sliced bread and won’t shut up about him

met gala theme: pon farr night at the vulcan nightclub

Mayors should be required by law to wear a top hat and a sash that says “mayor” at all times