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Prompt 151

“What, is sleep resistance part of your powers too?”

“No, but chugging energy drinks is,” replied Hero, chugging their 23rd can of Monster Energy without breaking eye contact.

Batman’s tongue was too good for DC so DC banned him from going down on a woman

Can we talk about the Red Shoes and the Seven Dwarfs credits?

I mean

These are so cute?

The marketing did dirty with this movie

chapter two snack mmm

clark kent, editing a 100k superman/bruce wayne porn fic: this is for educational purposes. 

the idea of clark editing superman/lois lane fics for people is very funny to me so i made these during history

:)

bro! you are the fucking shit! that's you, you are the shit, holy fuck.

yes

The pictures I used in Halbarry Fanbook

John: let me see what you have!

Billy: A knife! ( Turn his attention to a demon or something)

John: Good, aim for the stomach

Billy: (covered in blood) That was fun.

John: (also covered in blood) You did good, I say this calls for ice cream

(Cut to Billy and John eating ice cream, while a horrified shopkeeper watches)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31835872/chapters/78818827

have this (and cringe at my attempt at humor)

(mmm adventures of tired+bitchass DILF constantine and a swearing sunshine 12 year old kid) this is a horribly long list im sorry; im adding to the "john and shazam are dating misunderstanding" hc i saw when browsing

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due to billy's reaction at canary telling him that john kissed zantanna, word gets around that john is lowkey polyamorous

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the engagement party is somewhat awkward cuz john and billy are like: ??? what????

billy, as he sees john being congratulated on his "engagement" by the members of the jl: is john getting married to zantanna?

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i said this before but when the league sees john with billy (without him being shazam/chilling in his true form), everyone assumes that billy’s john and shazam’s adopted kid

green arrow: how's life with your dads?

billy, in his true form, confused: don't you mean dad?

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when billy (as shazam) accidentally stubs his toe onto something hard, the jl hears the loudest "FUCK!" from him and thinks that he's gotten into john's swearing habits

superman: i see you have gotten some...habits

billy, who swears like a sailor all the time and thinks superman is mentioning his lessons with john: okay???

This is fantastic and cursed, I love it.

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Captain Marvel: (Injured)

Superman: (panicking) You’re husband is coming soon, just hang in there.

Captain Marvel, who is too injured to understand what was just said to him: k

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John: He’s a handful to put to bed.

Captain Marvel: Hey, it’s not my fault I want to keep playing!

The entire league, not knowing Cap was talking about animal crossing: 😶

cant believe dc said that batman cant get it 

“that’s not what heroes do”

cant believe dc said that batman cant get it 

theyre arguing about cheese 🧀

post mission fighting

someone, ANYONE, give me something comedic through a reblog or something PLEASE

I AM IN—



Remember way back in school’s gonna have to be postponed,,,

OOF

i want to focus on my exams first. after I’m done my first (and only lol) exam, I’ll finish writing and post

me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???

my brain:

my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………

Joker’s asking the important questions.

reblogging this because this is going to be inspiration for a fic

(mmm adventures of tired+bitchass DILF constantine and a swearing sunshine 12 year old kid) this is a horribly long list im sorry; im adding to the "john and shazam are dating misunderstanding" hc i saw when browsing

~

due to billy's reaction at canary telling him that john kissed zantanna, word gets around that john is lowkey polyamorous

~

the engagement party is somewhat awkward cuz john and billy are like: ??? what????

billy, as he sees john being congratulated on his "engagement" by the members of the jl: is john getting married to zantanna?

~

i said this before but when the league sees john with billy (without him being shazam/chilling in his true form), everyone assumes that billy’s john and shazam’s adopted kid

green arrow: how's life with your dads?

billy, in his true form, confused: don't you mean dad?

~

when billy (as shazam) accidentally stubs his toe onto something hard, the jl hears the loudest "FUCK!" from him and thinks that he's gotten into john's swearing habits

superman: i see you have gotten some...habits

billy, who swears like a sailor all the time and thinks superman is mentioning his lessons with john: okay???

This is fantastic and cursed, I love it.

~

Captain Marvel: (Injured)

Superman: (panicking) You’re husband is coming soon, just hang in there.

Captain Marvel, who is too injured to understand what was just said to him: k

~

John: He’s a handful to put to bed.

Captain Marvel: Hey, it’s not my fault I want to keep playing!

The entire league, not knowing Cap was talking about animal crossing: 😶

I Took It As A Taunt Series

Anyways, idk how much fics are going to be created for this series, but we’ll see. Updates are slow because of school. I’ve got three (I Took It as a Taunt, Remember Way Back in School? and Isn’t Life so Fucking Inconsistent?) planned rn. Titles are inspired by Lovejoy’s songs.

It’s plain old Dadstantine content with Billy Batson. 

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Shazam! | Captain Marvel (Comics), DCU (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Billy Batson & John Constantine, Billy Batson & Chas Chandler Characters: Billy Batson, John Constantine, Chas Chandler, Clark Kent Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, I mean it kinda is, not studying hahaha, Crack, just a little bit, Not Beta Read Series: Part 1 of I Took It as a Taunt Summary:

Billy Batson, current (child) Champion of Magic, spectacularly misunderstands when Superman gives him an invitation to the Justice League.

He joins anyway.

So I've been reading a lot of shazam fanfiction lately, you know. As you do. And I noticed something.

Every time I read a "billy is batman's son" fic billy always goes along willingly. And it strikes me as off. Like this is a kid who has lived on the streets since he was like 6. He also has magic and in some iterations his civilian identity is friends with people like john constantine. He is also a superhero working with the justice league and he takes his responsibilities to his city very seriously.

What I'm saying is that the second billy realized that bruce planned to make him leave fawcett city billy would run like a Batman out of hell. The kid would just nope on out of there first chance he got.

I wanna see a fic where billy has some agency! Where billy says no! I don't care who you are or how much money you have, I'm not leaving my city! And then sticking too that. Batman would be on a wild chase around fawcett city looking for his son. Billy would be outsmarting batman via magic and street smarts. All the while neither knows the others identity. Can you tell me how GOOD a fic like that would be?

more of a crack prompt, but do you think billy batson can say emojis out loud because of the wisdom of solomon???? the pronounciation/saying the emojis’s weird and disoriented but for some reason everybody knows whats he’s saying

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*JL meeting*

batman: captain marvel, are you even listening

billy: ⁉️⁉️⁉️

batman: how in the world

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*batman and green lantern arguing during a meeting, with obvious sexual tension in the air*

billy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

GL: what the fuck?????

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green arrow: ok, let’s play guess the word, cap, you go first

billy: k

billy: 🐜

GA:

billy: guess the word 

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billy: 👨, 👁 🥺🍜👉 now

wonder woman: i speak many languages and this is not one of them

WW: someone please translate

billy, absolutely done /w translating his emoji words: man, i need ramen right now

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billy, frustrated: 🤬🤬🤬

JL:

I can’t get this out of my head now,,,,I’m curious...

-how much thirst traps he’s made and what/who there mostly about

-his following

-the titles of his thirst traps

-there’s probably accounts simping for this dude because of his abs and looks LMAO

-Hal goes grocery shopping one day and a edgy teen and the part time cashier RECOGNIZE HIM IMMEDIATELY

-person: hey are you [account name]?

hal: *doesn’t know what to do*

-Barry finds out and tells the JL/keeps it to himself but gets caught watching a thirst trap by a JL member

-everyone in the JL finds out soon enough

-it starts off with Bruce criticizing Hal’s thirst traps on his burner phone to unknowingly simping for Hal ig

and yeah

hc:hal jordan uploads thirst traps a lot on his instagram and bruce followed him in his private acc

ches and I actually talked a bit about this here, but yeah 100%. hal (and his abs) becomes a bit of a minor internet celebrity and obviously this is a security risk that needs to be monitored. very closely. by bruce. the fact that bruce's brain melts out of his ears every time hal does anything even slightly attractive is irrelevant.

sometimes the dream smp feels like a small fandom. sometimes it feels like a small, little cozy place for just us, the people that like it, and the streamer. sometimes, in the middle of a chill alt stream where alex and karl are talking about how they first met, it feels like our own little nook of the internet.

then i see cody ko get trending on twitter for quackityhq — the reddit and discord’s got talent guy — merely saying his name once, accidentally.

then i see fucking dwane johnson reply to tommyinnit — a kid that still lives with his parents and gained 3 million subscribers in one year — wishing him happy birthday.

then i see matpat & fuckin game theory make a video on wilbur soot — a man that wrote a little hamilton inspired story for him and his friends to have fun with — and talking about his writing in depth.

then i see the rolling stone make an article on the dream smp.

then i see pewdiepie, the biggest youtuber ever, defending karl jacobs — best friend of another one of the biggest and most successful youtubers ever — and saying not to send him hate.

then i see lovejoy, wilbur soot’s band, hit #1 on the uk and #2 on the us itunes charts, the day after their debut.

then i see lil nas x, the fucking horses in the back guy, the same guy that performed at the grammys with worldwide hit boyband bts, join the dream smp and play with ranboo — a kid that isn’t even allowed to order pizza to his house — karl jacobs and corpse husband.

then i see a woman on fucking fox news, on live national television, talk about her pet chicken she named after badboyhalo, a lighthearted minecraft streamer that pranks his friends and doesn’t ever swear.

then i realize, it’s The Dream SMP.

then it hits me.

then it all hits me.

everybody knows what the dream smp is.

everybody knows who these people are.

and any post of yours could end up on an article.

any comment you make could be their next ongoing joke in all their streams.

these people get trending across social media everyday.

these people are fucking celebrities.

and what do they do?

play Minecraft.

obsessed with the fact that everyone in las nevadas is non-human.

like, you go to this new country to escape the gloom of the main server area. you go to a casino and boom the ceo has golden wings. you thought the only person on this server with wings was philza, but whatever, sure, quackity has wings too now i guess.

you go to the bar to order a drink. boom the bartender is a ghost. and on top of that he's a ram ghost. the only dead ram in this server is former president jschlatt. slightly worrying, but whatever, you don't question it.

as you go to play on a slot machine, quackity stops you. "not that one," he says, "slimecicle likes to stay in that one." there is a slime in the slot machine. okay. that's fine. that's cool.

you turn around. there is an alien kid wearing heelies giving people drinks. that's fine. normal.

you pass by a window. you catch a glance at the 23 foot tall totem god, casually doing building repairs. okay. okay.

you pass by a broom closet. you hear sniffles from the inside. you open the door. there is a fox having a meltdown inside. you're pretty sure that fox is wilbur soot's son. okay. nice. you shut the door.

you go back. you're pretty sure you just saw the warden get up on a stripper pole.

you go home.

a quickie scribble, suggested by @venividivictorious, because this is hilarious and i doodled it on break

the Batkids attempt to recite the Green Lantern oath from memory, and it goes about as well as you’d think

look me in the eyes dc and tell me a seventeen year old would make a good ceo

A commission for @llawennyd granting Chloe and Lucifer a quiet moment together where their dang phones don’t interrupt them (a moment of full emotional catharsis?? in my tv show? It’s more likely than you think..)

They're besties your honour I do not know anything about canon