doggie trying to herd their flock, and every other sheep obediently runs off into the right direction except for one. doggie thinks his work is all done, before he turns around and sees a little lamb, looking up at him with those eyes.
he tries to chase him off, trying to lead him back to his own flock and do his job, but the lamb just comes right back, confused as to why they’re running! he doesn’t want to go back to their flock! he wants to stay with you!
at first the dog’s annoyed. this sheep’s too loyal, and stupid …doggie can work with loyal and stupid. “you want to stay so bad? sure you can stay.”
and the doggie leads the lamb into a more secluded spot, and the lamb couldn’t be anymore happier! bleating and hopping around. he wonders what they’re doing here, before doggie pushes him down by the back of the neck.
the lamb is pinned down with his face pressed down, squirming and his baas sound more panicked. he could feel the pup find his way on top of him, grinding against him at a pace that the poor lamb could barely handle. he whines, squirming underneath him as he complains about how it feels too much.
“you want more time with me? im only giving you what you want.”
there’s a special type of fun that comes with collaring a new puppy. taking them to pick out their own collar, perusing over colors and sizes and designs until we find the one that just fits them perfectly. then all that’s left is to put a tag on it and click it around that pup’s sweet neck, marking them as mine~
i <3 doms who act like they're annoyed when giving into your pleading and pawing, doms who roll their eyes and act like they're begrudgingly doing you a favor as they unbuckle their belt, but make it spotlessly clear that they needed you just as bad. they can try to act like they're sick of your whines for more please, but you see the soft, frantic trembling in their hands when they're pulling your clothes away. you hear the quiver in their sweet, teasing words. this is what you wanted, hmm? the answer is yes, god yes for both of you!
want a dom to tell me how to get off, coaxing me through it and making me beg to cum before praising me and letting me let go. hnn <3
i also really want a soft dom to coax me through getting off, because good lord soft doms have a POWER
i am thinking, sorry guys
Is it weird I kinda like the idea of being sleep deprived (like haven't slept in days and am barely functioning) and having someone fuck me slow and lovingly until I inevitably pass out. Then they can use me however they want
sex that's like holding down an overly anxious rabbit at the vet so it doesn't accidentally kick you while you're giving it a shot.
what ever happened to positive reinforcement? i do my homework on time and you let me do more than just grind on your thigh? or maybe you even let me suck you off? please ?
I’m sorry I dehumanized you and talked to you in that voice owners use on their dogs. That wasn’t nice for you, was it? No? Nooo, you didn’t like that did you? Aw I’m sorry I didn’t mean to belittle you and put you beneath me like you’re a dog. I’ll do better, okay?
i hope i'm not just a tumblr blog to you but someone you'd pull into the bathroom at a party to make out with
Trans men orgasms,,,,the best sound of the planet,,, BEFORE the smiths ofc :)
ghuh ive been in a very lamb mood and theres this idea ive had in my head but the worrrds arent coming out!!! (probably bc i havent written for it beforeee)
but i wanna write it outtt:( because theyres not many lambies on here and this idea keeps on replaying in my head!
that little sheep thought you guys just had was me okay? lets pretend… lamby telepathy go!!
faux sympathy is actually evil.
you’re ruining me, i’m shaking, barely coherent, and you have the audacity to say “i know, baby, it’s a lot, huh?” all sweet and condescending like yeah??? obviously??? but are you stopping? no :( you just keep going, all soft and sweet, acting like you feel bad while actively making it worse. it’s sick and i need more of it immediately.
hi sweet plushi, just dropping by to let you know that i fucked myself stupid today and came thinking about your dom/sub overstim post. i think it would’ve been a much better orgasm if you were the one playing with me but you can’t win them all
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:( urgh mind you i was out when i first read this so i was left having to just squeeze my thighs together till i got home (but that doesnt mean this ask wasnt greatly appreciated <3)
i wouldve loved playing with you :( id let you pump me full until neither of us could see straight- i mean!!!! what! i mean i always love when you come by!
the fact that i woke up from a nap and not only did everyone miss the opportunity to let me wake up already filled with my boxers pulled down, but i instead woke up all sweaty and hot and delirious!!!! (sadly not in a good way!) no fair :’(
helo…… thinking abt bulges.. thinking about pawing at the front of your boxers.. thinking about you shoving my face down on it.. forcing me to press my face into you
im forced to kiss you through your boxers, licking the fabric, begging for you to let me suck you off. whining in anticipation, please you feel so good.. i can feel how hard you are under there..
but you just tell me to be quiet and be grateful, before you shove my face further into your bulge. and im just forced to get high off how good you smell
wanna pound a puppy with a squeaky toy in their mouth
hearing the little "squeak squeak squeak" in time with my thrusts and the "uh uh uh"
the drool running out of the corners of their mouth
this would fix me i think
You know those “Lambchop” toys they make for dogs? I’m one of those.
^ This is me, pspsps puppies come bite me ❤️
medplay but you have to give me a lollipop* and stickers afterwards
*lollipop has to be cotton candy or rootbeer flavored
humans cant go in heat? oh yeah? then explain the [checks card] seven orgasms in one day i had a few days ago!
and dont say its because im pathetic, or needy, or stupid, or that i have no self control, or i need an owner to keep myself in check or-
[two people fighting over what squirt is]
person A: squirt is squirt! me: yay! person B: squirt is pee! me: yay! person A: what me: what
be careful. "can i infodump to you? :3" is the gateway drug to us kissing sloppy with tongue and me touching you all over until you're stumbling over your marine animal facts
no puppy should ever have to do long distance anything. except for ball
mutual masturbation n we’re side by side in my bed, thighs touching and moaning into each other’s mouth… mutual masturbation where we can’t keep put hands off each other… hands groping under our shirts… ohhhh
i’m the loyal dog type boyfriend where i lay my head in your lap and you pet me. let me sleep at the foot of your bed. id do anything you ask. waiting for you to come back because it’s only home when you’re here. i’m your good dog i’m your best friend. i’m at your beck and call just say my name. i love you i love you i love you.
hey bro why does your speech bubble become heart shaped when we talk ? bro why did the tail on your speech bubble curl around and make a little heart shape
doms that accidentally overstim themselves first because they just love being inside you and they cant stop pumping into you. panting about how much they love you, how good you feel. only for them to overstim you soon after with how quickly theyre filling you.
now both of you are loud fucked out messes <3
we're friends, i'm here whenever you need me! i'll always be down to watch a movie with you or go get food or control your vibrator wait what sorry i meant we could send memes back and forth or maybe watch each other masturbate WOAH SORRY i meant to say we can make playlists for each other and maybe go on a nice walk around the neighborhood or you could suck on my tits while i pet your head and tell you what a good job you're doing WTFFFFF SORRY I MEANT--
onlmngnf sometimes i feel baddd for being purely a sub.. well not BAD!! but,,.. switches:(
i wanna satisfy you in anyway you want me to.. like i just knoww it would feel so good to push someones legs back so their knees are up to their chest and use them however you wantttt:( but i CANT. NO!!!
and i think me trying would embarrass the both of us
but like please please please i wanna make you feel good even when youre all subby with me:( i hope you can settle for some sloppy, whiny sub4sub sex where we both go dumb on each other then