Latest Posts by schnilf - Page 2

bonschua schössui trä fattigeh

except for gale of course who is a fucking emo

one of the things I really love about this game is that if you empower and support your friends (while! calling out their bs and not enabling) then they just MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION that is most ethical and/or best for them ON THEIR OWN and that is so!! good!!! IT IS SO GOOD!!! AAAAAHHHH

there's only one thing worse than an awful book, and that is an awful book with ONE tantalisingly compelling element

one of my fave posts honestly

guess i'll put this here too, even though its past the day in my timezone lol

looking in the mirror repeating my daily matras

i am hot

i am hairy

i am gay

i am scary

idea: seasonal gender. masc in winter, femme in summer, enby in between.

when you’re on your period you’re like am I just on my period or am I feeling all the loneliness and pain I’ve been feeling since i turned 12

EVERYTHING HAPPENS TO ME

I introduced myself to a group with preferred pronouns for the first time in my life today and it was no big deal and I felt foolish, but happy. my hands were shaking

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

bringing this to the tumblr crowd. please read the whole post before voting

Some additional info from the comments:

- noone's recording. If any of the car salesmen try they're instantly disemboweled

- the billionaire expects six minutes of cuddling (with the bear) after you're done

- if you and the bear both cum at the same time your earnings are doubled

- bear is 24 years old

–Beau Taplin

astarion smokes elf weed that turns him into a bug

showering is basically a magical girl transformation for the mentally ill

rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between "damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)" and "damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)"

sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.

For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.

i need to stand ankle deep in a creek about this

every gay friend group has: the repressed academic, the ska loving "brawn", the formerly mean girl psychic, the match making anime fan, the astrology lover, the lesbian butcher/reluctant big sister, the sexy cat with nine lives, the walrus who runs a magic shop and the local witch who wants to kill everyone

no punctuation we read like romans

"the three dots on the side" call her by her REAL NAME.. Meatballs Menu

i love you, Two Catfish as Street Musicians in the Kashina district, ca 1855 of an unidentified artist, you go so hard