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A guide to entering the Hotwife lifestyle

So you are now one of the millions of women who learned she has a husband with fantasies about you having sex with other men. Welcome to our club. Hopefully you’re past the shock. Maybe you have even reached that point where there is no need for me to tell you how lucky you are. If you’re not then you WILL reach that point if you follow what other wives like me have learned. If you’re like most of us, you were unaware that your husband had these desires. You were living the married life thinking that you knew your husband better than he knew himself. Ha! Too funny. Depending on how long you’ve been married, things may or may not have cooled off in the bedroom. Face it. The rut comes to every bedroom. If it hasn’t don’t be lulled into thinking it won’t happen to you. Some of you may have already had affairs or even had thoughts of leaving your husband out of sheer boredom. Then you somehow found out about his secret fantasy, and hopefully decided that there is a solution for the both of you. Lucky you, even if you don’t know it yet. He wants you to have sex with another man. Wow. Unsure about it? Don’t feel alone. I did too. But take a moment and think about the potential. See all of those other unhappy women out there in boring, sexless marriages? See all those other women around you having affairs, lying to themselves and their husbands, and risking messy divorces? Don’t laugh at them. They were once you, or could have been you. But now you will end up different from them. If you read this and follow it you’re going to find yourself on a road that will return you to sexual fulfillment, feeling as confident as when you were first married, in love with your husband again and appreciating him more than ever. You are on the way to becoming a Hot Wife. A Hot Wife is a woman who is free to have sex with others with her husband’s knowledge, approval and encouragement. The level of her husband’s involvement can vary. In fact it will be up to YOU. Some wives play completely on their own, with no interaction with her husband. Others enjoy their husband watching or participating. However, in all these relationships the wife is free to play with others, while the husband remains completely monogamous and faithful only to her. Sound crazy? Well believe me when I tell you it is easy to do and your sex life will be better than you imagine. In this new relationship the husband is often called a cuckold, which just means a man with a cheating wife. Of course cheating is a misnomer, since the wife’s actions are not hidden from the husband, and he is very aware of her activities. In fact his awareness and approval is one of the most important ingredients. It will turn him on like nothing you’ve ever done before. I assume you’re reading this because you’ve finally found out about your husband’s desires and you are contemplating the Hot Wife lifestyle. Good for you, but you may want some advice. First, go slowly. Do not rush it. Having a husband that enjoys this lifestyle is different, so you need to nurture the relationship first and foremost, while moving into the lifestyle slowly. It might take time before you are comfortable having full on sex in front of him, or he may take time to become accustomed to watching or knowing you are out being intimate with other men. What you want to do is encourage his desires for you to be with other men, and make it as pleasurable for him as it is for you. If you go slowly and follow my advice, in time you will have a husband that will let you do anything sexually. Anything! And he will want you to do more. He will find himself anticipating it as much as you (maybe more than you). He will get his sexual satisfaction from YOUR encounters with other men, and most importantly he will be drawn to you like never before, and more in love with you than at any time in your marriage! In the Hot Wife lifestyle there are three levels of involvement for your husband: 1. You meet other men alone with no involvement from your husband. He may never know them or meet the other men in your life. You meet them on your own, and make all arrangements without any approval from your husband. The other men may or may not know about your lifestyle, or be aware that your husband knows about them. They may not even know you’re married, if you choose to remove your rings and pretend to be single. 2. You meet other men together with your husband, with him knowing them, and them knowing of him. However any interaction between both men is more on a social or perhaps friendship level. Your husband is not involved in any sexual activities between you and the other man. Your husband could even be the one who finds other men or helps make arrangements for you to meet them (your “dates”). But your husband is not included in your sexual encounters, except possibly left to hear them via an open phone call while they are happening. 3. Having sexual relations with other men in your husband’s presence, or even engaging in some sexual play that involves all three of you, ménage à trois style. In the classic cuckold arrangement you engage in sexual play with your lover while your husband watches, but he does not play at all. As an extension of this situation, there can be involvement of the husband in the classic ménage-a-trois arrangement, or traditional three ways. This could involve any degree of sex, which all three agree upon. Some wives prefer their husband be involved sexually and that is your choice. As you will see this will all become about YOUR preferences. Any of these levels can be appropriate, depending on the couple and what they prefer. It’s important to know where you, and to a lesser extent your husband, wish to take things, so open communication is important to establish your goals and boundaries. Just make sure that the “other” man fully understands everything as well. It’s important for him to know upfront where he fits into the couple’s relationship. It’s also important that he respect any boundaries you set out (you set the boundaries, NOT your husband). With proper techniques, a new Hot Wife can quickly learn how to get the most from her sexual encounters AND help her husband find new levels of pleasure from a more passive role than he is likely to have experienced earlier in your marriage. This takes time though, as most husbands are accustomed to being the spouse in charge. As you begin, you MUST remember one very important fact. Hot Wife is not just about sex. It’s also about CONTROL. If you are like most women, your husband has been in control so far in your marriage. Right? Well, now you can change that. Hot Wife is about what YOU want. YOUR sexual pleasure. YOUR sexual control. I know it sounds strange. But once you’ve experienced it you WILL enjoy it immensely! Think YOU not HIM. As selfish as it may sound at first, doing so will turn him on more than anything you’ve ever done yet! The change in you by itself will begin to arouse him. Now, here’s what to do the first few times. After that, once you’ve got a taste of it (and he’s thirsty for more), you can do as you damn well please. After all, you are the Hot Wife! (You won’t read stuff like this anywhere else.) Remember rule #1 - The goal is for YOU to be in control of the sex, not him. You do what you want; when you want; and how you want; with whom you want and have him go along with it. Got it? First, you have to set the groundwork from the beginning. If you do it right, he will be totally faithful and a perfect husband to you, as he learns to get his sexual satisfaction in the lifestyle as a result of YOUR being satisfied. Meanwhile you can have fun with your new freedom and let out the little slut that’s bottled up inside every woman. DON’T let him decide what kind of sex or how much sex or who you should have sex with. Remember this - NO CHOICE and NO VOICE. He should have no say in whether or not you jack a man off, or if you chose to screw the entire staff of Starbucks. He should have no say in whether you go out to another mans home, or bring a man into your bedroom. He should have no say in when it happens, or whom you choose. Once you allow him to have a say, then you let the control slip back to him. That’s NOT what you want. You want to be the one in control. Trust me, YOU will love it once it happens, and HE will too (even if he doesn’t know why). When you decide you’re going to go out and meet someone, or have someone over, just tell your husband, in a very matter of fact tone. Don’t give him a choice in the matter. Say, “I’m having someone over tomorrow evening and we’re going to spend some time in bed.” Or say, “I’m going out with someone Friday night and I plan to go home with him afterward”. That’s it. You can share as many details as you want (before and after) but don’t let him try to influence you or allow him to shape the event. Be firm. Make it clear that you are making the decision because it’s what you want. Take control of your sexuality and control that aspect of your relationship for that night. Send the message that you’re in charge. If you want, it’s fine to tell him what’s going to happen before you do it. That is a big part of the excitement for many couples. Share all of the details you wish. But the idea is to show him that you’ve made a decision based on YOUR needs and desires, and his needs are secondary to your needs right now. Show him that you’re a horny woman who’s taken charge of getting yourself satisfied without him. The idea that you will go to another man for your sexual fulfillment will drive him crazy with lust for you (trust me!). It’s also important to keep him involved every step of the way. Share everything. Depending on your relationship level, you may want to keep him abreast of your discussions with the other man, share details of your plans, etc. It’s important to keep him involved, but as a SPECTATOR and NOT a participant. This creates a sexually charged experience for him, even before you have ANY sex at all! If you are having thoughts about calling someone to meet this weekend, tell him. Let the suspense and excitement build. It’s a game. Share it with him and it will excite you BOTH. When the big day arrives to meet a man, be deliberately aloof and distant from your husband the entire day. Give him some tasks to keep him busy, maybe something that helps prepare for your evening. Perhaps send him out to buy a nice bottle of wine, or tidy up around the household. Many couples enjoy the ritual of the husband helping the wife prepare herself for a date. You can have him help you bathe or shower, and dry you off. Have him put on your panties and stockings. I talk to my husband and tease him, I tell him to get me ready for the other man’s cock, etc. Doing this lays the groundwork early on. It puts you in charge and creates an atmosphere where he begins to mentally relinquish his rights to you, as part of turning you over to another man. Doing this also reinforces the new power you have. It will also make the sex more intense between the two of you during the next few days, when he takes charge of you again. It’s an important part of the game that has powerful appeal, and helps bond you together. If you are having a man over, have your husband arrange the areas where you will entertain (living room, bedroom, ect). Dim the lights. Light some candles and put on some quiet music as you wait. If he will be present in the bedroom, have him prepare an area off to the side from where he will watch. When the man arrives, EVERYTHING should change. Discuss beforehand what your husband’s role will be. Assuming that he remains present, there are certain things you can do to set the tone, and create an unforgettable night for him AND you. First, have it prearranged for him to sit somewhere out of the way, so that you and your lover can carry on as if your husband is NOT THERE AT ALL (this is VERY important). I usually tell the other man to ignore my husband. After the early pleasantries my husband seldom interacts with us at all. The excitement of experiencing a new man sexually, while at the same time turning on the man I love, is difficult to explain but incredibly exciting. When the man arrives at your home, don’t be timid and make small talk for an hour. This is a common mistake. It’s too awkward to prolong things. Everyone knows he’s there for sex. There’s no reason to delay. Since it’s all about sex, look for the first chance to break the ice and get started. This is part of your “take charge” persona that comes with the control you’ve assumed. Show your desire for the other man by initiating intimacy while your husband watches. If I know him from previous dates I often give a full kiss to my “date” right in the doorway and linger, perhaps even lightly rub his crotch a bit, giving him a chance to return the grope. Then I walk him into the living room, with my husband either following or already waiting for us. Depending on the man, I sometimes prefer to have an adult video playing on the TV with the volume turned down, and pleasant music playing lightly in the background. With a nice glass of wine this is a sure-fire way to get things going without much delay. You can linger there if you want, or wildly strip off your clothes and jump on him, or lead him to the bedroom. It’s up to you. You’re the Hot Wife. Some women like to tease their husbands for a while. Others just like to plop down in the doorway and start sucking within seconds. It’s up to you. Do what turns YOU on. YOU are in charge. Some wives like to NOT look at or talk to their husband AT ALL, especially during the first few times he watches. But some husbands want their wives to look them in the eye while they’re enjoying their new lover. It can be very exciting to tell your husband how GOOD it feels, how much BIGGER he is than your husband, and how much BETTER the sex feels. Cuckold husbands want their hotwives to have the BEST sexual experience of their lives, so let him know that is what you are getting. It can be extremely sexy either to ask if it’s OK for your lover to cum inside of you, or for your husband to hear you TELL your lover to cum inside of you. And be sure to let your husband know each and every time you orgasm with your new lover. On the other hand, you can try to totally PRETEND HE’S NOT THERE. Some watching husbands love this. They like to think they are anonymously watching you have a secret sexual affair. But in any case, they want to see you lost with your lover, while they get a front row seat to the best live porn they will ever experience. Here’s more advice for the first few times. ENJOY yourself! Don’t be shy or act inhibited. Don’t be afraid to moan and scream and cry out with passion. Pay attention to your lover exactly like you would if you were totally alone with him. Many women feel inhibited and reserved with their husband watching, but this hinders what you want to accomplish. He wants to see you in the throes of wild passion, without a care in the world (least of all worrying about your husband). It may take you some time to do it, but putting him out of your mind should be your goal. Here’s another tip - treat your lover like you treated your husband WHEN YOU WERE DATING. Ladies, you know what this means. Let your slut come out! Plenty of oral sex. Plenty of fucking. Multiple times if possible. Give him all he wants, until he can’t see straight and you can’t walk straight! When he’s done, continue to pamper him EXACTLY as you would your husband, right up until the goodnight kiss at the door. After he leaves, you think you’re done and now it’s time for some sleep? Surprise girl! It’s not close to being over yet. The next step is VERY important if you want to keep doing this. It’s important that your husband support your Hot Wife life, and that he be behind you all the way. So, even if you’re tired, you must immediately turn ALL your attention to your husband. Turn off the distant, sex-starved Hot Wife games you played earlier and become ALL HIS AGAIN! Let him reclaim you as his own. Reassure him that you’re still his wife and that you love him even MORE for allowing you this night of pleasure! Depending on the couple, you may or may not have sex right away, or even for days after (this is up to you two). He may even have masturbated earlier, while watching you. I know some husbands who just watch without a hard-on but then end up fucking their wives like madmen for days after the date. Many husbands will want to perform CLEAN UP duty. This is where the husband licks the lovers cum from the wife’s pussy or off of her breasts. It can be EXTREMELY arousing for both involved! It’s a primal reaction serving to both reclaim the wife and show the husband’s subservience to her pleasure. But even though they desire this, most husbands will not do this on their own. Your husband may want you to ORDER HIM to perform clean up duty. This maintains the woman’s sexual dominance in all areas of the Hot Wife lifestyle. But each relationship is different. Do what’s right for you two. But as soon as the other man departs you must be right back in your husband’s arms and become his wife and lover again. Make sure he receives the love and pleasure and release he needs to REINFORCE his desire to watch you do it again. Over the next few days, reassure him that you love him and care about him, that you’re his wife forever. Most importantly, remind him that you LOVE the fact that he lets enjoy this lifestyle. Tell him how much you enjoyed that night. Tease him while replaying the night over and over. Tell him you can’t wait to do it again. Tell him how self-assured and unique he is to be able to share you the way he does, and how you appreciate the freedom he gives you. Chances are you’ll be having great sex with your husband for weeks after he watches, and he will be more attentive and loving than he was before you started these games. That’s just another benefit of the lifestyle. When that happens, you’ll become hooked on the Hot Wife lifestyle, and so will he. If you do this, the lifestyle will become an important part of your sexual relationship and it will grow into the most exciting sex life you’ve ever enjoyed together. In time, his most intense sexual pleasure will come from you HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE, as crazy as that might sound. And what could be better for you? You get to take charge of your sex life. You get to explore new sexual horizons most married women never experience. Your husband will love and adore you more than he ever has, and you BOTH stay sexually fulfilled. There is so much to experience in this lifestyle that you’ll never be bored. If you lay the right groundwork and do it correctly from the beginning, you can have a supportive, open-minded husband and the freedom to do whatever you want with his blessing. To me, there is no better marriage than one that is open and sexually permissive. Without my loving husband involved in my new life, I would probably have long ago been divorced and miserable by now. So get out there and get started.

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My husband [M][39] fucks his first cheating wife. 😈😜              

My husband Evan [M][39] and I [F][33] were just recently in Niagara Falls so if you think you might of seen us out there there’s a good chance you did.

We ran into this girl Lisa we knew our first night there. She was there with a girlfriend enjoying her first night out in over two year. She is an absolutely beautiful woman with a great personality and she is so incredibly sexy. Evan and I never thought of her as a potential play partner because of her marital situation but I don’t think very many people would pass on an chance for a wild night with her.

We had a few drinks together the first night and then we went our separate ways. Evan and continues the night bar hopping and getting up to our typical naughty shenanigans. We met some hot people throughout the night, made out with some sexy strangers in various clubs and eventually headed back to our room with two hot guys and the three of them just spent the entire night fucking me into a night of ecstasy.

But as hot as that was, it’s not the hottest part of our weekend. The next day I got a message from Lisa saying we should go out altogether that night. So we planned for it. She’s a really nice and extremely beautiful woman why wouldn’t we want to hang out with her. We met with her and her friend for dinner then started to bar hop. Drinks flowed and eventually she mentioned to me she had seen us out the night before at the club. And noticed how “friendly” we were with random people we met. I laughed and shrugged it off as having too much wine but she clearly was intrigued and interested in talking more about it. I eventually just told her that when it comes to sex Evan and I are very open.

Well that launched a discussion with her about her feeling that way. Wanting to explore sex outside of her marriage. And actually telling me that she desperately wants to have one crazy night of wild sex with no strings with someone so bad. And that she finds Evan and I so hot. I told her she was more than welcomed to flirt with him and that the night could lead wherever she wants it. Unsure if it was planned on her behalf but her friend ended up calling it a night and headed back to their hotel and we were left just the three of us. Within no time at all Lisa let go of her inhibitions and her flirting with Evan led to her running her hands all over his chest. Kissing him. And even rubbing his cock over his pants right in the club. The energy was just so positive and sexy. And the night was so fun. Chatting wasn’t easy as it was super loud but Evan was getting hard and Lisa was getting horny so she asked me how far we would be willing to take this. I asked her how far she wanted it to go. And she told me she has been wanting to have a sexual adventure for so long.

So I just asked her if she wanted to fuck Evan and she nodded shyly that she did. I told her we could surely do that and her eyes nearly popped out of her head. Her smile became brighter than the day. So We headed back to the hotel and the whole time in the cab and in the elevator she took turns making out with Evan and I. We got into the room and Evan now rock hard excused  himself and just said He needed to undo his pants.  His big cock couldn’t handle being constrained in his pants anymore.  I haven’t seen Evan have that intense of an erection that it was fighting against his pants. The second he undid his pants Lisa just looked at me with excitement but seeking approval and I just smiled and smirked and said things are about to get fun.

She immediately got on her knees pulled Evan’s pants down and released his cock. She was shocked. She couldn’t believe how big it was. Evan is hung. And when he gets hard his cock is on another level than any other out there. Lisa’s immediate reaction was excitement and she called it a porn star cock. She started to stroke it and suck it and absolutely fell in love with his cock. She couldn’t get enough of it. She would stroke it and just look at it in complete admiration. She got so slutty. As she sucked Evan I made out with him. It was hot and passionate. I eventually got on my knees and joined Lisa sucking off Evan. We took turns sucking and stroking his cock. We kissed each other. Ran both our mouths up and down his cock. We were both so slutty and Evan was loving it. Lisa was letting out her inner slut that I feel had always been there but never had an opportunity to come out.

After a bit of sharing Evan’s cock with our mouths I was getting so horny too I got up and undressed. Naked Standing beside Lisa on her knees with the biggest cock shes ever had in her mouth I started undressing Evan. I took his shirt off and Lisa got up. She peeled her form fitting jeans off and her jacket and shirt and unveiled the sexiest lingerie underneath. Evans and my eyes caught each other and we knew by how sexy her lingerie was that she had full intentions of having some naughty times tonight.

Evan was so turned on by her forbidden behaviour, beauty and sexiness, that he just picked her up, laid her on the bed, spread her legs wide, pulled her sexy panties to the side and starting licking her cheating married pussy. He absolutely fell in love with her. She was completely smooth. He licked every inch of her pussy. Pushed her legs up high and licked her ass. She loved every second of it. She had needed something like this for so long. With her sexy panties pushed to the side and his tongue deep in her pussy she told Evan she was cuming. He didn’t stop and kept licking her. As Evan licked her pussy and made her cum, Lisa looked at me and in a begging sort of whisper asked me if Evan could fuck her. I told her of course, and that I’d get protection. As I went to slip away she grabbed my hand and asked if he could fuck her bareback. And my pussy just instantly got way wetter. Evan overheard and his head popped up excitedly from between her married legs. She was begging for him bare. And I looked at Evan and told her that was up to him. She looked at Evan and mouthed the word “please” as he got up on his knees. He grabbed her legs spread them wide and pulled her to him. Grabbing his cock he started rubbing it up and down her smooth wet cheating pussy and whispered to her “I’ve wanted this pussy since the first time we met?”   She melted. I fucken melted. This was truly the most taboo thing Evan has done. He’s fucked married women but never a cheating wife. And he wanted her more than any other woman I’ve ever seen him fuck before.

As he kept rubbing his cock up and down her wet pussy Lisa kept pushing herself onto him. Wanting to slide his cock in her. And Evan wanted to be inside her so bad. Within a few more strokes he inched his monster cock in her cheating pussy. She gasped. Put her hands on his stomach and held him back. She couldn’t believe how big he felt and told him to go slow. Evan is very aware of his size and amazing at making sure a woman enjoys his cock. He took his time. Slowly inching into her pussy ever so carefully with every stroke. He was so methodical I got Mesmerized but the whole situation and lost track of time. I think it took him twenty min of this slow progression before he was fully inside her. She whimpered and moaned the entire time. When she felt him press against her tight and realized he was fully inside her She told Evan she could cum right away again so Evan just slowly started to fuck her. Sliding his cock completely out of her pussy and completely inside her until his balls were pressing against her ass. 3 or 4 Full strokes and she exploded and came again. She erupted and squirted all over him. She was blown away by how hard she came. She had not squirted since before she got married. And then things got wild. She wanted to fuck like a porn star and Evan was the right partner for that.

Her and Evan fucked in her cum and their sweat for the next few hours. She rode his cock in every conceivable position. She moaned and screamed and never stopped telling him how amazing his cock felt. He held her hips tight and pounded her pussy while she laid on her back. Her side. Doggy style. She never stopped begging him to fuck her harder. And Evan fucked her like his own personal little fuck bunny. She came half a dozen more times. Every time they switch positions I would suck Evan’s cock dry and taste Lisa’s pussy all over him. When he’d go back to fucking her I’d lay my lips on hers so she could taste her slutty cheating married pussy off my lips. She loved every minute of it. And I was happy to let her have her time of ecstasy and watch as I rubbed myself to my own multiple orgasms.

Throughput the whole night she never took off her lingerie. Her sexy black lace bralette pushed her amazing boobs tight together and her naughty lace panties remained on and pulled to the side all night granting Evan’s cock an all access pass to fuck her married pussy. She was so crazy sexy. And the sex was completely out of this world.

When he was finally getting close to coming Lisa asked him to lay on his back and she got on top of him. She slid his thick cock inside her married pussy and told him not to hold back. She looked at me and asked if he could cum inside her. And I was not going to deprive her of that amazing feeling. Plus Evan wanted to fill her up so bad. I could tell he wanted to claim her as his. At least for the night.

Lisa lifted her knees got on her feet laid her hands on his chest and started to ride his cock like a cum hungry little slut. She was fucking him so deep and so hard I couldn’t believe this was the same girl that only a few hours ago took twenty minutes of slow stroking to get used to his size. As Evan kept getting closer to cumming Lisa kept telling him to fill her cheating pussy. Telling him how she wants his cum so bad. How she wants to feel him erupt inside her. And with those last few words he grabbed her ass tight lifted his bum off the bed pushed himself as deep as he could inside her pussy and he exploded. He came for like a minute. She could feel every powerful squirt fill her cheating pussy and she erupted and came as well.  Squirting again all over him. They came together and non stop for what felt like forever.

When the orgasms subsided she fell limp on top of him buried her face in his neck and whispered in his ear that it was the best sex she’s ever had. And that she came more in this one night than she has in the last ten years combined. She kissed him passionately rolled off of him and his cock still half erect covered in both their cum looked too amazing to me so I took him in my mouth. Sucked him hard and licked him completely clean. This turned Lisa on so much that once I was done with Evan I slipped between her legs, spread them wide, looked up at her and asked if this was ok, she begged me to go for it and I started to lick her pussy next. She was full of Evan’s cum which kept leaking out of her pussy. I kept licking her clean. I could taste her cum and Evan’s cum and I couldn’t get enough. Fuck it was so good. I kept licking her and Lisa’s focus went from watching me clean her married pussy with my mouth to getting lost in how amazing it felt. Evan got aroused as well and was hard again right away.

He got behind me lifted my ass off the bed, I arched my back like a good little slut and he started to fuck me hard from behind. I was dripping i was so wet. I needed a cock so bad. I stuck my tongue deep into Lisa’s pussy and she watched Evan pound me hard as I licked her freshly fucked cheating pussy. She whispered “just when I thought things couldn’t get any hotter”. I was going to cum any second. We all were. Evan just fucked me hard and pounded me so deep I could barely keep my tongue in Lisa’s pussy.  And as I started to cum Lisa told me she was coming too. And a few more powerful strokes later Evan pulled out and erupted all over my ass and my back. It was a strong and powerful orgasm for all of us. I laid on top of Lisa and just made out with her for the next little bit. She ran her hands all over me rubbing Evan’s cum all over my back. Fuck that was hot and naughty.

When we were done we were all exhausted. We all wanted Lisa to spend the night and keep fucking but she decided to head back to her room for it not to raise too much suspicion from her friend. We walked her back to her hotel. Kissed each other goodnight and she asked how we felt about us all doing this again. Evan and I obviously were happy to hear she wanted to explore more with us. Evan has never really been too keen on cheating women but with Lisa there were no limits. He wanted to fuck her. And he wanted to fuck her as much and as often as possible. In our relationship I’m always the one that thinks with her pussy, it was so hot for me to see him come to the dark side lol, and finally start thinking with his cock. 😈.  It’s been a few weeks since that night in Niagara Falls and our sneaky adventures with Lisa have continued. Lots more to share. 😜💋💦💦💦💦

Episode 57: Her Value

Happy Hotwifing 101 Wednesday again and welcome to my little world of hungry Vixens and thirsty Bulls.

Today I want to talk about Her Value. Her worth! Her Pricetag! No...she is not a prostitute. Im talking about what value the men in her life place on her. Have I confused you yet?

Let me explain what I mean. First of all..if you are in a monogamous relationship...ask yourself this question. How much does your husband value you? Are you in the type of marriage where its just been so long since the 2 of you have had any meaningful conversation? How long has it been since youve had raunchy..wild...drenched sheets kind of sex? When was the last time youve actually been on a date together?

What Im getting at is this... sadly its very common in marriages for the 2 of you to become content and lazy in the relationship. You pass each other in the hallways at home and say hi and maybe have dinner on the sofa when you get back from work and then go straight to bed with just a peck and an I Love you. That complacency creates less value that you place in each other.

Now lets jump over into the lifestyle of a Hotwife. Lets say she and her hubby have it all working smoothly first of all. And in most of these cases...if you were a fly on the wall in their house, you would see something different. The hubby always has a look of wild lust in his eyes for his wife. And the wife feels overly confident in herself because of what she is receiving from her husband.

Because of what they do...the hubby treats his wife like a prize. Like a brand new sports car that is his and he wipes with a diaper ever day to keep clean and polished. His wife is his trophy. He adores her that much. He has seen what she does and he is turned on daily by it. And of course he doesnt want to lose her. So he puts her on a prized pedestal for all to see.

She enjoys the attention from everyone but most importantly her husband. When he treats her this way...she is more likely to pour it all onto him. Her affection...her love...and her passion. This translates into a hot sweaty mess in the bedroom regularly.

This also allows the freedom and comfortable atmosphere to talk about things that most couples wont touch...out of fear for offending the other. So the Hotwife and her Stag talk sex constantly. They talk about who they would love to fuck together or alone. No fear! Why? Because of the huge trust they now have in each other due the overwhelming value placed on each other.

So how much are you valued? Or how much do you value her? This isnt a crack on monogamous relationships. There are extremely great relationships there too but the trend tends to be downward alot.

And this is part of the main reason Hotwifing has become so big. The value placed on each other in a relationship and the rewards that it brings.

~Lilly

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MY FIRST BIG DICK

Note: I have no idea how long this post will end up being, but this is probably one the most eventful weekends of my life for tons of reasons. I’ve waited for this moment for so long and if you were ever going to reblog one of my posts, it should be this.

For the past week or so, I’ve been texting this boy on and off that I met at a frat party last weekend. He isn’t a frat bro, but he’s 6′2″, Columbian, handsome as shit, funny, and plays soccer. For anonymity, I’ll call him Dan. He’s not the kind of guy I would normally go for, but he’s good conversation and with everything that’s been going on between me and my ex the past week, it’s been a huge relief to be able to connect with someone. I have zero romantic feelings towards him, but I’m absolutely physically attracted to him in a way that honestly caught me off guard at first. I think it was something about the way he looked me up and down when we first met, that he just gave off this carnal energy that made me flustered and confused.

Like every cute boy I talk to, I became a mess, stumbling over my words and accidentally making it very obvious I think he is hot. I wish I could give you all more details of that night and our initial interactions, but I was honestly wasted and don’t remember much more than briefly talking to him, then making out for pretty much the rest of the party.

I’ll stop the story here to mention that while my boyfriend and I are in a tough spot right now, I still have incredible emotional reserves for him and would not be doing any of this stuff had I not been entirely caught in the moment and swept off my feet by this dude. It was never my intention to do anything behind my boyfriend’s back, and none of this happened out of spite.

So the week goes on, and he continues to text me, and I only respond occasionally. I spent a few days after the party reflecting on what I really wanted and feeling bad about entertaining this guy purely out of my own loneliness and need to talk to somebody. During those few days, my boyfriend made it clear to me that he needed more time to think about our relationship, so I decided to just say fuck it and keep talking to Dan. As the week went on, I felt less and less bad about it and on thursday night Dan invited me to hang out at his apartment and watch Netflix that friday. I had LOTS of reservations at first about going through with anything, because I knew he probably had intentions of sleeping with me and I didn’t want to put myself in a potentially compromising situation. But after enough peer pressure from my girl friends and rationalizing with myself that I shouldn’t pass up this opportunity to at the very least spend an evening with someone I would have otherwise spent alone, even if it was just watching TV. 

In truth, when I got to his apartment I didn’t think we were actually going to do anything at first. His two roommates were home and they spent the first hour or so hanging out with us, asking us silly questions and just introducing themselves. A few times throughout, they subtly made jokes about Dan and I fucking and implied that it wouldn’t be easy at first, which embarassed the shit out of me but suddenly made it all I thought about while they talked. I only had maybe a drink or two, but Dan had a huge, expensive glass bong that he let me smoke out of and I got stupid high after coughing my ass off. Just shortly after we all smoked and finished the episode of Always Sunny, his roommates said they had a party to go to and promptly left me and Dan in the apartment alone. Almost immedialtely, he put his big, muscular arm around my dainty shoulders and I got pulled straight into his mouth as we started making out. It all happened in such a way where it swept me in the moment and I hardly had time to process any of it. I had so many thoughts rushing through my head and I thought about everything from what was about to happen to me to what my boyfriend would be thinking if he saw me like this, to how good his cologne smelled. I’m glad we made out simply for the fact that I would have been speechless and utterly unable to form proper sentences. I was wear a tight, mirco-length white dress that really hugged the shape of my body, and him running his big hands all over my sides and around on my ass as we made out started sending ripples of energy to my vag and quite honestly turned me on immediately. 

I hardly had time to process any of it before he grabbed my hand and put it straight on his basketball shorts, where once again I felt his soft dick and reconfirmed that holy shit, it’s BIG. Like, without question bigger than my boyfriend. Now granted, my boyfriend is more of a grower than a shower, but as soon as I felt his dick resting on his thigh, I knew I was in trouble. Obviously, as soon as I felt that, I cut to the chase and pulled his shorts down so I could finally know what I was working with. As soon as I did, my jaw DROPPED.

I pulled Dan’s penis out from his shorts and it was literally almost as big as my boyfriend is hard, but soft. Granted, Dan is taller than my boyfriend so I definitely expected him to be bigger, but not THAT big. I had no words. I had told him during the week that my boyfriend was the only person I’ve ever been with, so he knew that I had no experience even seeing a dick that big with my own eyes. I spent a good three/four minutes just holding it in my hands, looking at it then up at him watching me stare in disbelief. I could tell he was getting a kick out of it, but I seriously couldn’t control myself. It was so big. 

Then, it started getting hard. My hands were on it, and all of a sudden I could feel it swelling up, pulsing every few seconds with energy as it got bigger in my hands. It hit my boyfriend’s length quickly, and then continued to get bigger and bigger. My eyes were wide the entire time, and I couldn’t tell if it was because I was so high or what but I felt my heart start pounding each second it got bigger.

Once it was finally hard, it was legitimately the size of my wrist and I gasped when I stuck it next to it for comparison. Believe me guys, I wanted nothing more than to just take a picture of that right then and there to show you guys the size of it, but my phone died shortly after arriving at his house and I forgot my charger at home (he only has androids). Regardless, I was speechless, and knowing me, I had to ask him the first thing you’d probably expect me to ask: How big is it? 

Conveniently he had a ruler in the room and he let me measure him. It was just over 8 inches, like 8.1 or 8.2″. I thought it was going to be big, but I was shocked. His dick was the size of the dicks in a lot of the gifs I post, which I thought would honestly never happen to me. It was rock hard, had big, thick veins running along it that I kept feeling with my fingers like a blind person reading braille. Since he’s Colombian he’s tan and his penis was a beautiful shade of light brown that gave it a more exotic look than my boyfriend’s dick. After I was swept up in the initial shock and awe of his penis, my mind immediately drifting towards the challenge on the horizon: How was I ever going to fit this thing inside of me?

I started getting more nervous as I realized I have no idea what to do with a dick that big to keep it from impaling me, so I told him straight up that I’ve never been with anything that big and we would probably have to be extremely slow and careful. He told me to rest easy and to trust he knows what he’s doing, which both relieved me and instantly made me wet. I was still nervous and trying to stall it in any way I could, though, so I tried to give him a blowjob first. His dick was circumcised, and the head was big enough that it was literally a struggle to get my mouth past it. Part of me blames myself for not practicing any deepthroating techniques, but I did not think this boy’s dick was going to be this big. I gagged, had a hard time keeping my teeth off it, and eventually had to give up. He didn’t take it harshly, and actually said it was hot that I couldn’t even fit it inside my mouth. I shrugged, but before I could respond he picked me up in his arms and carried me to his bed in the room over (another major turn on, that’s something my boyfriend has never done to me). He laid me down, helped me unzip my dress and spent a good 10 minutes just looking up and down at my naked body, taking time to feel every curve and crevice and study me. It was honestly one of the hottest things a guy has ever done to me, especially since I knew I was the reason his big dick was hard, throbbing, and dripping with precum as he looked at me. He flipped me over and started grabbing and kneading my ass, spanking it and just appreciating the shape of it. My butt has definitely gotten bigger and wider over the past few months, and my boyfriend has hardly commented on it, but other guys have definitely taken notice.

He flips me over again, and without a word in between he begins to pull me legs apart and eat me out. Now, my boyfriend is actually pretty good at eating me out, and that’s something I’ve always given him props for. Even though I haven’t came from intercourse, he can almost always make me cum with oral. Dan however, just had a tongue that felt… different. It was wider, and had a bit more force behind it so as it ran up and down my clit, it hit the nerves in a way I never felt before. It wasn’t any better or wose than my boyfriend, just… different. In a welcoming way. After a few minutes, his tongue sent me over the edge and I came from it. That’s typically when my boyfriend would switch to actually fucking me, but Dan kept his head low and grabbed me by the hips as I came. When I was done spazzing out, he just went straight back at it and continued to eat me out. My clit was ridiculously sensitive, and I was twitching and jerking the entire him, only being held down to the bed by his big hands gripping my hips. In less time than the first one, I came again.

I was shaking, sweating, and already out of breath. His tongue felt so good alone that it almost felt like I had had an entire sex session already… and that’s when he decided to bring out the dick. Luckily, I was already soaking wet from him eating me out, or it probably would have been a nightmare trying to fit it inside me. I told him to go incredibly slow, and with deep breaths, he pushed the head of his huge cock inside of me. I immediately almost screamed and gripped the bed sheets, as I had never felt that kind of pressure and pain in my vagina in my life. Once he told me he got the head in, I thought he was lying, because it felt like I was already being torn apart. His dick even just resting on my small frame before it went inside me looked like it was going to have a hard time fitting. I honestly don’t know how girls my size do it.

It hurt so much, I started to panic and told him that this might not work. He assured me it will and we took a break to smoke more for a few minutes. Back on the couch, he just sat there with his dick pointing up and said we should probably try it in cowgirl first. I obliged, and got up on top of him and tried lowering myself slowly over his dick. I don’t know if it was the weed or what, but I felt like I had much more control over letting it inside me, and about two minutes later I managed to actually lower down onto it as much as I could without it punching my cervix (which also hurt, holy shit). I literally felt like I was sitting on top of a fire hydrant or something, like no dick that big was ever meant to fit in a girl my size. But once I began to raise myself off it… holy shit. The sudden friction in my vagina, and the feeling of all that pressure and energy suddenly moving in the opposite direction felt incredible.  Don’t get me wrong, it still hurt, but added to the pain was some weird, fantastic feeling of ecstasy. Almost like every single nerve in my vagina was all being hit at the same time, including my g-spot.

Slowly, without him moving, I began to work my hips on him and get into a nice rhythm on his dick. At that moment, I had a literal epiphany where I suddenly completely understand everything everyone has ever said to me about why they love big dicks. That raw, primal feeling of just being filled all the way, getting just… fucked, without him putting in any effort was just so sexy and so hot. The amount of pressure and energy I felt radiating from my vagina throughout my entire body just from the sheer size of his penis felt so completely different than how my boyfriend fucks me. Even when sex with my boyfriend is amazing and he does everything right, the feeling and sensation in my vagina just isn’t as…. challenging as Dan’s bigger dick felt. I can still see how a guy with a smaller dick could do a better job in bed than a bigger dude that’s completely clueless, but I now firmly believe that even a mediocre big dick feels physically better than a “good” smaller one. Now obviously there’s exceptions to that, but I fully believe that the bigger the size difference is, the more of a difference this makes.

Sitting on the couch still, I rode his dick for probably a good five minutes before the pain of the size started to subside and the physical pleasure began to really exceed it. More and more, it was beginning to hurt less and instead just feel absolutely fucking amazing. After a few more minutes, the pressure building in my body hit absolute maximum, and I lost control of my legs completely. I was shaking violently on his dick, having one of the most intense orgasms of my entire life. I screamed. Literally. I’m surprised his next door neighbors didn’t knock on our door, because I shrieked bloody murder as I came, his penis just made my entire physical being explode into rainbows and supernovas. I have never experienced anything like that. 

After basically regaining consciousness, he picked me up off the couch as I held onto his shoulders, and he began to fuck me while holding me midair in his arms like the gifs I post. That feeling of complete lack of control in the hands of a sexually experienced man was one of the sexiest feelings ever, and I came a second time in his arms. I couldn’t believe what was happening. 

At that point, he brought me back to the bedroom and we kept fucking for probably another 10 minutes at least, in everything from doggy to missionary to reverse cowgirl. I found that the positions where I have more control over my hips tend to feel a little less intense, and I could tell he was so into me being on top of him. He was way stronger and more aggressive and dominant than my boyfriend, though that’s something I expected from someone much more athletic. His stamina was incredible, and he literally kept going even well past my “breaking point”. After cumming again TWICE (that’s four in total), I was physically, emotionally, and spiritually drained. I felt like my insides were completely rearraged, and had to stop fucking to just finish him off with two hands on his cock. He shot his load onto my face (something I’ve only ever done once with my boyfriend), and handed me a towel to clean myself off. It was honestly pretty degrading but also incredibly hot?? He was nice enough to let me pass out in his bed, and made breakfast for me before ubering me back to my dorm. When I got home, I spent probably two hours just reeling in pain and looking at my busted ass in the mirror reflecting on the fact that I just had the craziest sex of my entire life. Note that I said crazy, and not best. While physically, it was LEAGUES beyond anything my body has ever experienced with my boyfriend, it still had that lack of emotional bond that I feel like is required to really call it the “best” sex of your life. But fuck man, it felt fucking good. 

So yeah, I really hope that this is something I’ll be able to put behind me and not feel bad about if my boyfriend and I end up working things out, but until then, here’s hoping that one day when I no longer feel like I need crutches to walk, I can get a second night stand with Dan. And until then, I can at least sleep well at night knowing that a real life big dick actually feels like. Incredible.

I know I couldn’t cover possibly every detail of that night in this post because it was be an entire book’s length, but don’t hesitate to ask me questions about it. I think I can now safely call myself a true size queen (especially since it completely exceeded my expectations).

Big dicks–I was a fan before, but now I might be in love.

Honesty - Does size really matter?

Ok since so many guys feel they have to give me lessons on how size doesn’t matter I feel like I need to tell you why it does - to me.

You’re absolutely right. You can have good, even great sec with an average cock and won’t think much about a bigger one.

However, with an average guy I’ve never had that earth shattering sensation I get when a really big cock is penetrating me. It just doesn’t happen. Even when I’m not cumming, I look like someone who is - because I’m in another world completely. Im in ecstasy basically.

Plus the orgasms are so intense. I can’t describe it but the girls who’ve tried it will know what I mean. I basically feel like I’m exploding. My whole body just ignites. And it happens even when the guy is doing nothing but letting me bounce on it, move back and forth on it etc. So it really is the size.

Apart from that. A big cock is so sexy to look at. I get so turned on by it. I don’t know if it’s a masculinity thing or thinking about how big it is compared to me, making me feel small and pretty but it gets me wet. The whole reason why I’m on here is because it gets me off looking at big dicks fucking girls.

Some of you even think that I’m just crazy sexually - but I’m really a down to earth, sweet and kind girl. If any of my friends knew I had this blog, they’d be severely chocked. I’m a completely normal girl who studies and minds her business like any other so it’s not because I’m a sex addict. I just really like big cock and just talking about it has gotten me really horny already. So sorry guys.

But size definitely DOES matter

So some background first I am 22, and I'm from a small town in the Midwest. I have always been very conservative. Although I will dress slutty sometimes. I have been told I am hot. I have a very athletic build and large c cups, and a huge ass. My boyfriend has told me he would be fine with me having s** with someone other then him but I never found the idea appealing at all. He always said as long as he knew about it beforehand it would be hot.

Well my opinion on cheating changed drastically last year. I went to Chicago for a nursing conference for a week. The first day there I went down to swim laps because I'm very active. I was in a bikini. After I got done swimming I went to the hot tub to relax some. And a very handsome black man got in with me. I generally don't find most black men appealing but he was fit and looked amazing. He sat next to me and we talked for awhile he was there for the conference as well. He offered me a drink I took it and we sat and talked for a long time and had some drinks. He ran out of beer so he said hey I have more in my room if you wanted to come up. I said sure why not. So I walked up to his room in my swim suit. When we got in the elevator he grabbed my hand as more people got in so I wouldn't get pushed away from him he said but it felt good holding his hand. When we got off the elevator and. To his room he gave me another beer and I started drinking went to sit down on his bed and realized I was wet from pool so I said I need to change in the bathroom so I went in was already naked when I realized I didn't have clothes so I put a towel on and walked out he was sitting in the bed under the covers and lifted them for me to sit next to him so without thinking I did. We sat and talked for awhile he eventually put his hand on my thigh almost as if by accident I knew I should move his hand but the contact made me wet and I was from that point on under his spell. He slowly slid his hand up my thigh till he got to my slit. He slowly rubbed me as he leaned over and kissed me. After awhile I reached for his lap to find he was naked under the blankets. I stroked his d*** and it was massive atleast 11" bigger then anything I had ever seen. After awhile he pulled me down the bed and he got on top of me and kissed me. He put his c*** right up against my dripping wet p**** and I said I don't think i can take you in he said you can just relax I will go slow and he did he slipped in into me slowly. It was so long and so thick that I was shocked when it went in and when instead of pain I felt pure pleasure. He picked the pace up and he f***** me for hours while he was on top after he finally came in me. I realized my phone was ringing. It was my boyfriend I told him and I went to the bathroom to answer it. I talked with my boyfriend for about 5 mins and I thought about telling him but couldn't bring myself to. So as I told him I loved him I had another mans c** deep inside of me and I was planning to have more added that night. If you want more from that week let me know in the comments. That was the start of my cheating and I cheat all the time now and have never told my now fiancé about any of it. Not even when I had s** with his friends

Cheating Done Right

From Reddit of course

I slept with a much younger guy from my gym while my husband wasn’t home

I’m F44 and I have recently decided to start going to the gym. I’m not out of shape or anything but as my name says, I’m a stay at home mom of two kids and have to find ways to fill my day so I’ve been going to the gym three times a week in the morning. I’ve been going for a few months now and ever since I got there I’ve gotten a few guys flirt but the one that caught my eye was the one who didn’t even bother. I’ll call him B.

B is a younger guy, 18, and he’s a big guy. Not in the overweight way (he’s got some fat but I kind of like that) but he’s got some good muscle and he towers over my 5’6 body. I’d assume he’s 6’2. He doesn’t brush me off completely. We exchange some quick conversation every now and then and I have caught him glancing at me a couple times, especially when I’m doing squats. Lol.

So we go about our usual routines, me doing mostly cardio, him doing strength training and I decide, “Eh, why not?” and decide to do my squats right in front of him. And obviously I’m wearing some tight leggings and my ass ain’t too bad (It landed me a rich man. Lol!) so when I turn around I see him clearly trying his best to keep his eyes up at the ceiling while I see a subtle yet noticeable bulge to grow.

I wait for him to finish his set and ask him. “So, you just about done?” He looked at me and said something along the lines of, “Yeah, that was it for me. I’m beat.” And chuckled. I, somewhat bluntly, told him that if he wanted we could keep “working out” at my house. He raised an eyebrow and said something like, “I highly doubt your husband would appreciate you ‘working out’ with a guy from the gym.” And he gestured to my wedding ring. I looked at the clock in the gym, it’s 11:30. I bent over and whispered, “My husband doesn’t get home till 3:30 and my sons don’t finish their sports until 6:30.” And flicked the tip of his hard cock. He pondered for a second, sat up and said. “Get in your car and I’ll follow you.”

We get in our cars and he follows me to my house. When we get there we walk inside and I tell him to go up to my bedroom while I “Freshen Up”. I go to our downstairs bathroom, shower, and put on some of my nice lingerie from the laundry room. I walk up to my room and he’s sitting on my bed, shirt off. The smirk that grew across his face when he saw me in my lingerie made me so wet. Such a young man getting turned on by me really flipped a switch and I straddled him and pressed our together. We passionately made out for about 2 minutes before he picked me up and laid me on my back.

He moved my panties to the side and rubbed his cock against my pussy, and every part of my body suddenly became so hot. When he pushed his dick in me I felt like a lightning bolt went through me. He wasn’t too long but he was pretty thick so I got stretched pretty good on that first thrust. Then he began going in and out, in and out, in and out, with each thrust feeling like I was getting fucked by a tank.

After about 5 minutes of fucking he flipped me on my hands and knees and smacked my ass before sticking his cock right back in me. We go at it for another five minutes before my phone starts ringing. I look down and who else could it be besides my husband. I tell B to stop but he keeps going. I ignore his call and be smacks my ass again. Then, he flips me around picks me up. He carries me to the other side of the room and set my on my dresser. He put my legs over his shoulders and goes right back to fucking me.

We fuck in this position for about 10 minutes before my phone rings again. Before I could even react, B grabs my phone and answers it with a “Hey. Is this (My Name)’s Husband?” I mouth, “What the fuck are you doing?” But he then says to my husband that I left my phone at the gym. I sigh but then he says “Oh, here she is now.” And hands me the phone with a wink and a smirk. My stomach drops as I put the phone to my ear and B keeps drilling me. I talk with my husband for a minute trying my best to keep my composure. I hang up and tell B to never do that again. He agrees and asks where I want him to cum.

I told him anywhere but my hair. He nods and lays me back down on the bed and starts smashing me prone. His big hands gripped my waist as he slammed into me as hard as he could, blasting what I could tell was a huge, hot load of cum deep into me. We both breathe really heavily for a moment before he checks his phone and says. “It’s 12:40. Wanna go for about her round or two?” I briefly consider telling him in his dreams but I decide, “Why not?” And straddled him as he laid on his back. I rode him for who knows how long as I used a few rotation tricks that some friends taught me which he clearly enjoyed. Then he took over, grabbing my hips aggressively and thrusting up into me as he dirty talked me. “Yeah, you like that you whore?” “Your husband is such a fucking loser.” “Always wanted to bang a milf.” and similar stuff.

We then started fucking in all sorts of positions. Doggy, prone, reverse and normal cowgirl, missionary, pile driver, etc. he came two more times before we were both finally too exhausted. He got up and got dressed while I smoked. He gave me his phone number and asked if we could meet again and I said definitely. I walked him to the door but on the way he got horny again and we fucked in the hallway against a table that had my and my husbands wedding photo on it. That got me so turned on that I came almost immediately. I put me in my knees and came all over my face and magically missed my hair. He zipped his pants back up, gave me a smack on the ass and walked out.

I got cleaned up and 15 minutes later my husband was home. That night after the kids got to bed I and my husband made love, but all I could think about was B and how he gave me the fuck of my life. This wasn’t the first time I cheated on my husband but it was definitely the most notable. A few days later I was at the gym and saw B bench pressing again and he was lifting noticeably more than the other day. I like to think I motivated him. Lol.

He texted me last night for a booty call but my husband was home so I told him I couldn’t but we could meet for dinner on Saturday and he agreed. So I hope I can get another story out of that. I’ll keep you all updated. Thanks for reading.

Wish it was acceptable to call out to work with the reason “I’m ovulating and woke up still extremely horny af.”

Instead I’ll just try to stay busy. My panties soaking even with a liner, I’ll pretend not to notice when coworkers become a little more flirtatious. My scent draws “random” encounters and people standing just a little bit closer.

I’m a distraction to myself and others. As animals, we should recognize how vulnerable we are to such cycles. We should allow a break room just for those in heat. A secluded but open space where employees can answer this most primal call… satisfy my body’s need to be filled with cum again… and again… by one territorial mate or several willing to share. I wouldn’t mind variety.

I just want it to be natural for an aroused stranger to ask, “Are you ovulating? Do you need some relief?” And I can just sigh in thanks and spread my legs, “Please.”

And then, I can get back to work.