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What is this boop thing what is it????

okay you know those virtual science labs they made you do in high school?

i bet they’d have mad science versions at evil high school

FUUIUUUCCKCKCKXK GOLLLF AVHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJ I HATE GOLF GGGRGEGRGEGRHRGRGGR

1 reblog = 1 communism 🙏

Neurodivergent nonbinary mixed race bisexual atheist philosopher

I love it when people try to claim representation in fiction is being taken “too far” to the point where it’s no believable. They’re like: 

“What’s next, a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum?” Hi, my name is Rachel, also known as Rachna, and I’m a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum. 

“What’s next, a transgender Latino man with chronic pain?” What, you mean my former colleague, Marco? 

“What’s next, a Black Jewish lesbian?” Bitch, I know I three Black Jewish lesbians, WHAT’S YOUR FUCKING POINT?

I Tiresias, though blind, throbbing between two lives…

cannot watch the return of the king without thinking of that bad bootleg with the fucked up subtitles that said “this will be the end of Gender as we know it” instead of “this will be the end of Gondor as we know it”

My god my girlies

MY GIRLIES. I am still crying, I am still crying about this. Every day I cry about this.

You bitched so hard about being forced to read 1984 in school when it’s so problematic (tm)

Maybe you should have actually paid attention when you read it

Because all these AI fics

You are LITERALLY MAKING THE GARBAGE NOVELS FROM 1984 that are written by machines

You have literally recreated the worthless soulless machine-made books

Literally,

Literally. Every once in a while it hits me in a fresh wave of disbelief and anger. You have literally created the dystopian book from the dystopian story about why dystopia is bad, and you are passing it around like it’s this amazing thing. I’m crying, I’m crying.

not my meme but you all do know about this right? It feels like it's getting buried right now and I feel like its proponents are trying to take advantage of that.

Once I tried to mask better and all my friends were like “are you ok? It’s like your soul is gone” so ig I’m stuck like this forever guys

I have bad news, and then good news, and then shit starts to get weird

a companion piece to my previous post

Idk what to wear... The host said it's sprout themed⁉️🌱

Sure! Here, have this bundle of green leafy parasitic red berry bearing plants I found hanging upside down in a doorway bound in a red ribbon on Christmas Day!

do not be mean to Baldr be nice instead imo

me: reblogs anything

the green bar that pops up telling me I reblogged something:

Isn’t Jojo the ship name for that volcano guy and usher from jjk

How the fuck did you anger @duothelingo tell us now

Stole their elaborate collection of snacking mice, until Tagalog is put on the app

I need you all to help me kill a guy who said skibidi toilet is the most impactful piece of anti-imperialist western literature ever written

I already slapped myself in the face. Make sure they all have to do it too, or my suffering will have been in vain

there are so many "if this gets (insert number) notes i'll do something productive/good for me!" but has there ever been one where someone goes

if this gets 10k notes i'll slap myself in the face

i suppose i'm wondering

would people be so eager to reblog if it would cause something slightly unpleasant?

there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

Got 5 pages of my essay written in one hour god is real

Every time I reblog something important I feel like a little messenger boy running with news to the town printing press

ISRAEL HAVE STARTED BOMBING RAFAH! THE PLACE THEY INSISTED WAS A SAFE REFUGE FOR THE PEOPLE OF GAZA! ALL EYES ON RAFAH!



Here, have a mirror of the final Nightly build of Citra (March 3rd 2024), and the most recent build of Yuzu I could find via the Wayback Machine. (February 28th 2024)

They can all have alphabet soup with only a’s

Reblog to give an asexual a treat

My hungry ass could never be a construction worker

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

I forgot that robot guy existed I fully thought you were talking about the kitten

you vs megatron, who wins

Me, shoving a Capcha test in front of his face and say "Solve this bitch"

Hello? Mitski-Themed Dog Fighting Ring? Yes, I’d like to place a bet….. ON A WINNING DOG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH (For more sick prank call ideas, go to my website!)

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅😎‼️‼️‼️🦅‼️🦅🦅‼️🦅

Actually a guy with suspicious balls

Owls create snow angel imprints while hunting in winter when they swoop down to catch mice or squirrels.

Every morning for breakfast I eat the goop I can get you a recipe if you want it has like 69 protein and 300 calories

they should make a meal that appears whenever you want to eat it and it doesn't take effort to make and is nutritious and filling and it never goes bad if you leave it in your fridge for a long time and never gets too dry or soggy or otherwise textureweird if you eat slowly and when you're done it automatically cleans off the plate so you don't have to do the dishes and also it should be free

Adam referring to Cain

woke agenda killed my son. They came down and killed him with rocks. They bashed him with rocks.