Tlozmerc - Reborn

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

whoever invented cozy in bed was a genius. and whoever invented getting up should be burnt at the stake

why tf was this thing so tantalizing like am i the only one who wanted to eat it

man this morning i heard my sister screaming in her sleep so i went in her room and woke her up and she was like "oh yea i was having a nightmare" then she tells me about it later and she had dreamt that she saw a snowman moving around outside

you wanna know something that fucks me up when i think about it. what really fucks me up. that the west coast of the us has different butter than the east coast. like it’s an entirely different shape. when i learned that my brain metaphorically exploded. something as fundamental and constant as butter is completely different based on whether you grew up in oregon or south carolina. where is the divide. why doesn’t anyone talk about this. oh fuck i’m thinking about the east/west butter divide again i gotta calm down

normalize biting people you like

Hottake: Ravio is silly, but NOT stupid

What do you believe in now?

dont cry ok? there is the sun and there isthe ocean and there are butch gay women