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the spn drama could take a whole year to explain in the least so i’m good

RIP yahoo answers

‘plot bunnies’ was my favourite fandom phrase back in the day

it was a term for fic plot ideas that would pop up in your head and just keep hopping around in there. they’d breed more and more ideas, until you finally got them out by Writing The Damn Thing

i made my character a human fighter who’s a housewife/empty nester seeking adventure and wholesome fantasy violence after discovering that her husband is having an affair

is this……

is this how you dungeons 

is this how you dragons

Danny, full grown and with a grown-up job, moved to Gotham because of the low cost of living.

After all, statistically speaking he was far more likely to survive a rogue attack than the average person.

Then he'd just...never left.

He'd happily lived in Gotham for twenty years, and after a 42nd birthday celebration with Sam and Tucker, took to the streets to go home.

He was not expecting to find The Batman leaning against a wall in an alley, hands flexing as he very obviously fought off pain.

"Uh...are you okay?"

A grunt.

"...Is it an immediate medical emergency?"

A slightly lower grunt.

"I...I have ice powers, if that could help?"

It turned out that yes, that was what Batman needed.

So there Danny was, with both hands encased in ice and resting on Batman's back.

Trying very hard not to notice the muscles under all that armor.

Bruce, meanwhile, was just relieved to find someone to alleviate his pain flare-up.

Red Hood and his adopted goons but 19-year-old Jason taking his goons to the doctor because health is important and none of them have gotten a tetanus shot in the last decade.

The pediatrician wondering how to explain to Red Hood that she sees kids, not forty-year-old henchmen.

At least three goons sitting in the waiting area while they wait for the others, comparing their bandaids to see who got the best one.

One goon gets a Batman bandaid and the next week the pediatric clinic receives a bulk order of custom Red Hood bandaids along with boxes of Wonder Woman and Green Lantern ones.

Half the goons haven’t been to a normal doctor since they were kids so the one time Red Hood takes them to someone other than a pediatrician they are greatly disappointed by the lack of suckers and cat stickers.

Short DPXDC Prompts #819

Jason keeps seeing this strange creature with glowing eyes in his dreams. Whatever this eldritch horror creature is.. They seem to notice he is there too. The interactions he has with this angelic horror mass with eyes as bright as the batsignal are few and far between but they seem strangely human. 

Danny keeps seeing this small human who has an infected core in his dreams. All he wants to do is help. He thinks that his True Form is scaring the guy.

Robin landed on the roof next to him and Bruce could already feel the headache building. They were looking down on a young blond man with pointed ears and a large halberd on his backriding on a white horse. The guy looked like he had come straight out of a fairytale. He knew that if this was a new rogue Damian would argue about keeping the horse. Actually he would probably want to keep the horse even if he wasn't a rogue.

Deciding the guy had gotten close enough they swooped down to confront him. The man, startled, stopped his horse and pulled the large halberd off his back. He held it in front of him, as if in warning. The man looked wary of them but not afraid. They stared at eachother for a moment before the man spoke in a language neither Batman not his Robin knew.

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Link was having a wierd day. He had literally just saved Princess Zelda a week ago (and for the second time) when he encountered some kind of demon in black and white. The Master Sword glowed in the demons presence which was all Link needed to know before chasing after the being. The thing, looking like a teen in odd clothing that reminded him of links own rubber suit, bolted into a green portal it had created.

Not hesitating he had his horse leap into it. And now he was in a strange place with no sign of the demon. After getting attacked by a man yelling in a language he didn't recognize, he switched out his sword for a halberd for that extra reach on horseback and continued on his way, leaving the unconscious man on the road side behind him.

This place was odd. Parts of some walls would light up, showing images of people and places he didn't know along with a written language he didn't recognize. He came across many people who looked at him oddly...or at least he thought they were people. They looked like Hylians but most of them were taller than the average Hylian and to Links horror they had short rounded ears. How could they hear thier gods with such tiny ears?

He was scared, but he carried on anyway. Eventually he gets confronted by someone dressed as a monster and a child. They manage to settle thier...dispute?...without violence so that was nice. He pulled a few apples and swift carrots out of his tablet-to the curiosity of the duo- and hands them to the child. The kid caught on quickly and raced off to feed his horse her favorite snacks.

Link will have to figure out how to overcome this language barrier

Bruce however, has discovered this was not a man, but a teenager lost in a foreign world and is set on adopting him.

So if Link was 117 years old in Botw and 123 in Totk (+ 6 years lore-wise and real life wise) Imagine the interactions with the chain

Wind : Soooooo who is the oldest ?

Warrior : Time.

Legend : Time.

Sky : Time.

Hyrule : I guess Time.

Time and Twilight : Wild.

Everyone : Wait, What ?

Wild : Guys I'm 123 years old. I may not look like it, but yeah.

Inspired by this post by @ssschrodingers-cat here’s some de-aged Twi sketches. The idea of Wild having to be the responsible big brother now (perhaps it feels vaguely familiar) and wrangle little Twilight in (a taste of his own medicine truly) is delightful. Lots of potential for fluff and angst (like how’d Twilight end up alone in the woods before Ordon anyways?) and a fun way to change up there dynamic.

Anyways there’s a blonde and brunette young Twilight because the original post had Twilight blonde so I decided to try it out. Not sure how I feel about it. Maybe he was born white blonde, but turned brunette as can happen over time.

Edit: fixed a typo. Gah!

Rating the links on how well they could do taxes, from “what are taxes” to “semi-functional adult”

Wild: taxes disappeared after the calamity, and they don’t feature in any of the memories that he’s regained

Hyrule: this boy lives in a cave, if he’s ever heard of taxes it was only in passing

Wind: he’s a child, what 14 year old knows anything about taxes

Time: I think we can all agree that Malon does his taxes for him

Sky: I don’t know if skyloft has taxes, but if it does then he’s pretty ok at them

Twilight: not the best at it, but he can do them

Legend: you need to know at least a little bit about taxes to properly evade them

Four: runs his own blacksmithing business, he can do taxes

Warriors: close with the royal family and probably the most functional adult of the chain, he can do taxes

Wild: Ancient Sheikah researchers, can you lick the science? 

Zelda (biologist): Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous. Sometimes, it licks you.

Paya (psychologist): Best not.

Purrah (computer scientist): Nothing else has make the code work, so you might as well try.

Symin (chemist): Dear Hylia NO! DON’T!

Robbie (roboticist): The tingle of blue energy on your tongue is how you know it’s working.

Jerrin (astronomer): …If your dedication to lick Uranus is what gets us to another planet, then so be it. 

Wild: Good to know.

Sky jolts up from his fitful slumber. It was the usual nightmares again. You'd think he'd be over this by now. Zelda is safe. He knows this. And yet, the dreams persists. Sighing, he stands up. He needs a moment.

The smith watches him go. He could tell the knight was shaken, but didn't deem it necessary to bolt right after him. That would only stir up the rest of their brothers, and he was sure the Skyloftian didn't want that kind of attention on himself right now.

After a while, the smith gets up to nudge awake the next person for the watch. "I'll be right back." He says. The smith doesn't have to explain himself. He does this sometimes, disappearing to who knows where, but he always comes back unscathed.

He finds the knight a little ways off camp, curled up in a ball. "Hey." He calls softly. "You alright?" Sky startles a bit. "Yeah- Yeah, im okay. I just-" He chokes on a broken sob. The smith can see the slight tremble of his brother's shoulders. After a moment of hesitation, he raises his sword.

Sky can see a flash of light through his closed eyelids and hands covering his face. Next thing he knows, there's not one, but four bodies pressing up against him.

"It's okay." It's a voice he knows, if ever so slightly different. "We've got you." A slightly higher one adds. Now, normally Sky would've whipped his head up at the flash of light alone, but something tells him he doesn't need to. Not this time. He trusts those words. And he knows they speak the truth.

Im not a writer, but i wanted to try a bit fancier way to tell you what occurred in my head when my two brain cells collided and i started drawing this lol

Stupid AU idea:

Wild leaves his era before he can tell Flora abou the portals/other heroes. Dink, sensing an opportunity, tries to attack Flora while she's unaware her hero is gone.

Flora sees a person who looks like Wild but with grey skin, black hair, and red eyes, and since she already knows about the dark armor, she just assumes that Wild's finally entered his emo phase.

Dink is expecting her to cower in fear of his appearance, a twisted version of the hero of this era. Instead Flora just goes "Oh hey Link, I like the new look! 🥰 Now come taste this soup I just made!"

And Dink is so caught off guard that? He just does?? And by the end of the night he is so, so confused, but also full of delicious soup and high off of the first friendly contact he's ever had.

He keeps coming back, and Flora ends up rehabilitating him. (She may or may not have caught on to the fact that Dink is not Wild about halfway though her first time meeting him, but decided to keep quiet and see where it went)

OH

Do wild and flora but with Wild in a dress and flora in a suit

-yukari

now for a crossover no one asked for

i want them to be short buddies, you KNOW four would enjoy collecting cards and yugi loves games and they both love puzzles, they would be such good friends

Listen he’s trying really hard ok

This comic is based on Language Barriers by the amazing @quasar-crew!! I love this fic so much and I was thrilled to be able to make ark for it for the LU Writers Appreciation Project!

I also thought it was a great time to bring out the language nerd in me, so it was fun researching different scripts that could work to represent the different languages!! (Although the research mainly comes from Wikipedia, so I can’t guarantee accuracy) Breakdown under the cut!

Hylian: I used the in-game hylian script for this one

Goron: the script is Old Persian cuneiform! I picked this one because I thought the look fit well and it’s a script designed to be primarily cut into stone

Zora: the script is nushkuri, a writing system used for the Georgian language. It was picked because was trying to match the script that’s present on the Zora monuments in botw, which is also why I added a heavy slant to it!

Rito: this script is Tifinagh, used to write Berber languages. This one was mostly picked because I thought the look fit well!

Gerudo: this is the Gerudo alphabet, it makes it’s first appearance in Ocarina of Time!

fierce deity is chill actually, hes here to say hello

Linked Universe the anime

Fierce Deity? More like Fierce Daddy

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The bottom right is Full Colorization of what Deity did when Hylia let Wild die

[LinkedUniverse AU]: Farore's Spirits - 8 / 9 Heroes and their Spirits.

Note: the sketch colours do not have any significant meaning and is mostly part of how I differentiate multiple characters on the same page.

Here are the original 2021 sketches that are part of the Farore's Spirits. This is a redrawing of the original Farore's Spirits which I did tease about back...on January 2022 but then stuff happened. And it has been sitting in my WIP folder since then. :')

This is for a headcanon / fun idea of the nine Heroes gaining an animal spirit companion which represents their strongest attributes. And they are all are originally "blessings" from Farore, though this may changed along with what Wild's role is with the new context from TotK. Hence why Wild's not included in this set.

Will I ever come back and finish these off? Mayhaps. It will be while though... :D

get dragon'd IDIOTS (affectionate)

(plus dlc pack:)

I completely forgot to post them here >.>

Anyway, the chain as little chicken + the colors

This whole thing started with the colors, and the chain followed. I can’t stop laughing every time i saw them XD

Also i have a cursed drawing of sky awake and he scare me

Four: Try explaining your fight with Ganon or whatever evil was wrecking your kingdom, but without context.

Wind: Old-ass wizard kicks around some minors while the only other adult is a shapeshifting boat-man who prioritised claiming some triangles. Beat that. 

Four: I’m sorry, what?

Wind: That’s how Grandma saw it. But I get it, he did take a few pot shots at me and especially Tetra.

Time: [remembering when Ganondorf, chasing after Zelda on horseback, stopped his pursuit solely to blast a 9 year old in the face and monologue]

Time: Sounds like him.

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I made this ages ago and forgot to post it I think maybe I don’t remember that’s a trend with me I forgort lol enjoy

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