Andy Bernard - Blog Posts
One of the many fandoms I’m in is The Office fandom. This show was a big comfort for me in my tween years and even more so now that I’ve started watching it again at 18. My mom and dad love it too so it’s kind of like a family bonding thing as well. Anyway, I drew all the main characters plus Holly because I absolutely adore Holly!
I’m currently writing an episode of The Office! I’m writing Michael and Holly’s wedding as it’s an episode I’ve always wanted! It’s my first real piece of fan fiction so let me know if y’all want to see it! 🖤
More Gravity Falls and Once-ler sketches coming at some point! Sending love 🫶🖤
I love this show so, so much. Reaching the end, sadly..
I’m rewatching the office and I’ve picked up the habit of saying how much I love Andy out loud when he does something hilarious and then immediately start grieving after being instantly reminded of how the writers did him dirty and ruined his character :(
Dwight Shrute
Dwight's Best Moment: Season Three, Episode Twenty-One: Women’s Appreciation How he instantly runs out to catch who flashed Phyllis.
Dwight's Worst Moment: Season Five, Episode Two: Weight Loss When he drives, and abandons, Phyllis in 'a bad part of town' so she'll lose more weight.
Dwight's Best Line: Season Five, Episode When Jim attacks Dwight's decorating capabilities and specifically to the colors of the balloons being brown and grey balloons and he responds:
"They match the carpet."
Dwight's Most Memorable Moment: Season Six, Episode Nine: Double Date
After he spends the whole day trying to get everyone in the office to 'owe him one' but Andy keeps best him he gets frustrated and explains in the interview how he could've grown poison mushrooms that would be barely an inch high by now, but he puts it as a big deal because in reality they don't grow that much, because they're mushrooms.
Pam Beesley
Pam's Best Moment: Season Seven, Episode Two: Counseling
When and how she interacts with everyone in the office to get her Office Administrator Job--it's not the most moral but it does show that she would be good and knows the office well.
Michael just signs, because it's Pam,
She acts out a sex-story to Meredith,
Plays with Angela’s cat,
Discusses decorative changes Darryl was inspired by from tv shows.
Pam's Worst Moment: Season Five, Episode Ten: The Surplus When she throws out the tiramisu Jim brought her because he wouldn't take her side in the chairs v. copier debate.
Pam's Best Line: Season Nine, Episode Sixteen: Moving On When she lives mid-day to interview for a job in Philadelphia and Andy asks her where she's going she just replies:
“Not on a three-month boat trip.”
Pam's Most Memorable Moment: Season Five, Episode Nineteen: Golden Ticket When going through Michael's list of prepared reasons for skirting a phone call (being at the civil rights rally, stopping a fight in the parking lot, an Obama fashion show, having a colonoscopy) and that's she's saving that Michael is “trapped in an oil painting”.
Jim Halpert
Jim's Best Moment: Season Six, Episode Eleven: Shareholder Meeting When he asserts himself as a manager by moving Ryan's office to the closet in front of everyone.
Jim's Worst Moment: Season Three, Episode Thirteen: The Return When he “pranks” Andy by hiding his phone in the ceiling; more because he already saw how Andy reacted in Scranton when Jim put his calculator in Jell-O.
Jim's Best Line: Season Five, Episode Twenty-One: Two Weeks “About a week ago Michael gave his two weeks notice, and surprisingly, there is a very big difference between Michael trying and Michael not trying.”
Jim's Most Memorable Moment: Season Five, Episode Twelve: The Duel When he walks between Andy and Dwight as they shout at each other before their duel.
Kevin Malone
Kevin’s Best Moment: Season Nine, Episode Fourteen: Vandalism When he stands up for Angela and Oscar to Senator Lipton. First, nicely thanking him for the food, then telling the Senator that he sucked, before complimenting him again on the food.
“You’re, like, a terrible person. These guys care about you, and you’re just using them.”
Kevin’s “Worst” Moment: Season Seven, Episode Nineteen: Garage Sale When he lets Darryl and Andy "play" him with his incomplete Dallas board game where they frustrate him by playing by whatever rules they want and he storms off. Only for us to see later that was all part of his plot to get the full $30 gamble.
Kevin’s Best Line: Season Six, Episode Five: Niagara Part 2. "The peeing is fast, Oscar. It's getting my tie back on."
Kevin’s Most Memorable Moment: Season Nine, Episode One: New Guys
Kevin runs over a turtle.
"Saves him" by gluing his shell back together with parts of his shell, part of a key chain, a spoon, bottle cap, yogurt lid, mini coffee creamer container.
Crushes him again by leaning on him with this knee.
Patches up the turtle again, mostly with a helmet.
Only to realize the turtle was probably dead the whole time.
Todd Packer
Packer's Best Moment: Season Eight, Episode Sixteen: After Hours When Dwight gets kicked by Jim after he gets the buttons from Cathy per "college rules" in 'The King and The Hunchback' and he comments with his double meaning statement.
“and he lost at his own lame game”
Packer's Worst Moment: Season Nine, Episode Seventeen; The Farm When he laced the cupcakes that he brought as 'apology cupcakes' to the office and the staff either got stoned or diarrhea
Packer's Best Line: Season Two, Episode Two
So a guy goes home, tell his wife, "Honey, pack your bags, I just wont the lottery" She goes "Oh, my god, that's incredible, where are we going? He goes "I don't know where you're going, just be out of here by five."
Packer's Most Memorable Moment: Season Three, Episode Eleven: Back from Vacation When he gets Michael’s picture of Jan from their Sandals Jamaica trip “Wait. I just got it from somebody else. Wow, this is hot. Damn! How do I get you out of this picture? “
Best Pranks
1. Season Six, Episode Twenty-Four: The Cover-Up
When Pam and Jim learn Morse Code to not only speak about Dwight infront of him, but with the stapler and pens also can make up crazy stories and conspiracies that Dwight’s brain is “forced” to listen to.
2. Season Three, Episode Seventeen: Cocktails
When Karen spends the evening at the Corporate party apologizing to Jim for ALL the coworkers she dated before him
3. Season Six, Episode Twenty-Four: The Cover-Up
When Darryl pranks himself trying to get Andy back for blaming the warehouse for a late shipment he forgot to process, he ends up getting involved in the fire-printer expose with Andy.
4. Season Three, Episode Seven: Branch Closing
When Jim uses set of Dwight’s stationery that he uses
“From time to time, I send Dwight Faxes. From himself. From the future
PS—Also mentioned in Season Nine, Episode Twenty-Two: AARM when he references that as part of their no nonsense streak that if anyone is expecting a fax they shouldn’t yell out “Michael J Fax, from Fax to the Future!”
5. Season Nine, Episode Three: Andy’s Ancestry
Asian Jim
6. Season Seven, Episode Twelve: Classy Christmas Part 2
Jim coming out into the parking lot with Pam after the ‘Classy Christmas Party’ with Pam and it’s covered in snowmen and he doesn’t know which one has Dwight or anyone else to attack him with snowballs. It’s awful, but it’s brilliant
7. Season Six, Episode Seven: The Lover
The Mallard
How Jim discovers the Mallard (possibly purposefully by Dwight)
How Jim blasts Opera and talks with Andy to mess with Dwight
How Jim gives the Mallard to Kelly
How Jim talks to Dwight directly through the Mallard to ‘catch’ Dwight (also probably purposefully done by Dwight)
But in the end, the Mallard was a decoy
8. Season Three, Episode One: Gay Witch Hunt
When Jim sends Dwight “Gaydar” machine (metal detector) and it lights up when Dwight scans Oscar because of his belt. But Dwight is also wearing a belt so “Gaydar” tells him he’s gay too.
9. Season Seven, Episode Eight: Viewing Party
When Michael runs around the office pretending to be too busy to even speak to Erin, let alone attend her party.
10. Season Seven, Episode Eighteen: Todd Packer
After Dwight blows off Jim’s idea of cramming Todd Packer’s desk so he can only open it two inches and Dwight makes fun of it, Dwight gets very frustrated when Jim, unknowingly at the time, does it to him.
Bonus: The Best Prank we didn’t see:
Dwight knocking himself in the head with his phone, after Jim slowly fills his headset with more and more nickels.
Karen Filippelli
Karen’s Best Moment: Season Three, Episode Six: Diwali
When she fakes taking the shots all night with Jim and Andy.
Karen’s Worst Moment: Season Four, Episode One: Fun Run
When we see in the flashback she screamed at Jim in the office kitchen in regards to their breakup.
Karen’s Best Line: Season Three, Episode Ten: A Benihana Christmas
“Are we taking this too far? You know what? I don’t think we’re taking this far enough”.
Most Memorable: Season Three, Episode Three: The Coup
When finding Jim struggling in Call of Duty first whispers to the camera crew
“Look how cute he is. And he’s trying to shoot with a smoke grenade”.
And then when Jim hears her a bit tells him “Nothing, you just concentrate on turning around” instructs him how to turn around, and then asks him
“Any last words? No?” before killing him.
Best End Moments
1. Season Six, Episode Ten: Murder
After the end of the Murder Mystery game(s) when Michael, Andy, Dwight and Pam are all still at the office, past six, trying not to get shot by each other because they all announced how they were double agents ….and Jim has to drag her away
2. Season Eight, Episode Twenty-Two: Fundraiser
When everyone thinks Kevin doesn’t realize his dog Ruby is dead because he tells them:
She’s doesn’t do anything, just lays there all day
She barely touches her food
She doesn’t really poop
She just lies there all day
He has to prop her eyes open to watch the tv
She smells horrible
3. Season Five, Episode Twenty-Eight: Company Picnic
When Jim and Pam find out they’re expecting
4. Season Six, Episode Twenty-One: Happy Hour
Hide’s story
“In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill Yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best”
5. Season Five, Episode Nine: Frame Toby
Dwight’s Perfect Crime
6. Season Three, Episode One: Gay Witch Hunt
“I was gonna quit, but Jan offered me a three month paid vacation and a company car. All I had to do was sign something promising I wouldn’t sue. We’re going to Europe. Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay”
7. Season Eight, Episode Twenty-One
After Ryan somewhat pours his heart out to Kelly in the parking lot, Pam searches the waste basket to find the love poem he wrote to her because of how bad Pam expects it to be but after reading the whole thing with Jim that they are both brought to tears Jim tells the camera team “Ryan can never know”
8. Season Eight, Episode Four: Garden Party
When Jim keeps leaving and re-entering the Garden Party so Dwight has to keep announcing him and knowing that Dwight is so committed to throwing a good Garden Party that he asks Dwight who he really think the best salesman in the office is and then timing to walk back into the party so Dwight’s answer comes out as “Obviously M—Mr. James Halpert!”
9. Season Five, Episode Twenty-One: Two Weeks
When after Michael and Pam quit, Charles puts Kevin on “phones” and to decrease the time wasting makes Stanley his productivity czar and be ‘on top of that’
10. Season Seven, Episode Ten: China
After Andy first texts Darryl about him and Michael wearing the same tie, Darryl tells Andy to text him less. Then when Andy texts him “Megan Fox?” Darryl holds Andy to one bad text away from getting blocked. Andy maintains his “good text status” by only next texting Darryl two pigeons eating ice cream.
Best Intros
1. Season Five, Episode Fourteen: Stress Relief Part One
The Fire
2. Season Six, Episode Four: Niagara Part 1
When Dwight insists on eating an egg at his desk after Pam asks people to change some of their habits during the morning sickness part of her pregnancy; so then Pam throws up, then Andy, and Erin, Phyllis, Meredith, Oscar, Angela….Creed eating his noodles, and Pam just taps her mouth with a tissue
3. Season Eight, Episode Sixteen: After Hours
First Angela and Pam complain about Oscar and his dog,
Oscar and Angela complain about how Angela pretends her kids are more advanced than they are,
Angela and Oscar complain about Pam talking about two kids instead of just one,
Then all three complain about Andy and his boat.
4. Season Two, Episode Nine: Email Surveillance
When Michael racially profiles the new IT guy, and turns off the office lights and has them all hide.
5. Season Five, Episode Twenty-Two: Dream Team
When Kevin is the receptionist. First, he forgets he’s supposed to answer the phone and second, we find out that he’s been having trouble understanding how to transfer so he just calls whoever the call is for to come up to reception.
Then, in this scene Jim reminds him how to transfer by hitting “transfer, extension, transfer” (Kevin had written it on his hands but then washed his hands and forgot) to transfer a call to Andy first transfers the call to the empty desk across from Meredith, then to Stanley, and then to Andy; all while politely speaking to the customer.
6. Season Three, Episode Fifteen: Phyllis’ Wedding
When Jim “Pavlov’s Dog” Dwight with an altoid whenever he reboots his computer
7. Season Four, Episode Three: Launch Party
The TV cube-corner countdown; it’s something we’ve all experienced, just as passionately.
There’s this cube on the screen that bounces around all day. And sometimes it looks like its hitting Right into the corner of the screen And then at the last minute it hits a wall and bounces away. And we are all just dying to see it go right into the corner.
8. Season Five, Episode Nineteen: Golden Ticket
“THE KGB WILL WAIT FOR NO ONE!”
9. Season Five, Episode Twenty-Six
When Michael had not a pot pie, or an entire pot pie but an entire, family-sized, chicken pot pie for lunch and after letting the office be dark and quiet for a while Jim changes the computer time, Pam changes his watch, and Dwight changes his car time so they can all get a half-day.
10. Season Three, Episode Eleven: Back from Vacation
When Jim starts tell lies about what Dwight is doing in the meeting since Dwight is recording the meetings since Michael is away with Phyllis and Karen joining in later
Jim “you’re not allowed to take your pants off at the office—oh my god, he has a knife”
Phyllis “Jim Carrey just walked in, oh Dwight, get his autograph for Michael, quickly”
Karen “Dwight, what is that on your stomach? Is that a “Muppet Babies” tattoo?”
Erin Hannon
Erin’s Best Moment: Season Six, Episode Twelve: Scott’s Tots
When she explains to Michael, even though he’s a jerk to her and shuts down her other points, that 90% of the kids in the Scotts tots program are set to graduate on time, and that’s 35% higher than the rest of the average, so while he didn’t meet his promise he did help them.
Erin’s Worst Moment: Season Eight, Episode 10: Christmas Wishes
When she says she wishes Jessica, Andy’s girlfriend, “Was dead--in a graveyard, under the ground”
Erin’s Best Line: Season Eight, Episode Two: The Incentive
Cold Coffee….she wasn’t wrong
“I asked if you wanted a cold beverage and you said coffee”
Erin’s Most Memorable Moment: Season Seven, Episode Two: Counseling
Erin and the disposable camera, where she misses the steps of getting the pictures printed before throwing the camera out.
Even better, it’s not an accident and she ends her explanation of the negatives of using a disposable compared to a ‘real camera’ with “It it’s an important even that you want to remember, I recommend using a real camera”
Darryl Philbin
Darryl’s Best Moment: Season Four, Episode Four: Money
When Kelly tells him “you’re going to have to make a choice. It’s either your daughter or me”
And without looking back at her, taking a moment, or even consider anything, just says “my daughter”.
Darryl’s Worst Moment: Season Nine, Episode Twenty-Two: A.A.R.M.
When he sneaks out of Dunder Mifflin, and doesn’t say goodbye to anyone.
Darryl’s Best line: Season Seven, Episode Thirteen: Ultimatum
“I’m telling you, don’t do it. I got nothing against strip clubs; but I do have something against them at noon, on a Monday. The day shift, at a strip club? You can’t unsee that”.
Darry’s Most Memorable Moment: Season Eight, Episode Three: Lotto
When he decided “My future isn’t going to be determined by seven little white lotto balls, it’s gonna be determined by two big black balls”.
Best Company moments
1. Season Seven, Episode Two: Counseling
When they all support and try to help Dwight with the mall fiasco even before they knew what happened. After first storming in and demanding everyone “Boycott the Steamtown Mall” and then again when help him prepare to Pretty Woman the salesclerk (per Kelly’s suggestion).
Kelly “You shirt and tie are disgusto-barfo”
Oscar “Maybe not so monochromatic, not so matching”
Ryan, Kelly, Pam and then Ryan again “The glasses are a little….I liked them…I thought they were kinda cute…yeah I liked them too”
Darryl "Say Stuff like ‘good morning, good afternoon. People appreciate that’” Darryl
Andy “If someone offers you a cocktail, accept, but keeps your wits about you” Andy
Angela “Please and Thank you go a long way”
2. Season Seven, Episode Twenty-Two: Goodbye Michael
When they all sing Rent, and calculated the actual minutes (9,986,000) that he had been at the company
3. Season Five, Episode Fourteen: Stress Relief Part 1
When, more than those you’d expect, began dancing to them singing ‘staying alive’ to know when to pump for CPR. First Andy joining in singing, then Kelly dancing, Phyllis and Creed bopping their heads, then Michael stops with the CPR and gets up to also dance as does Andy later dancing with the instructor and even Meredith and Dwight bopping their heads as well.
4. Season Eight, Episode Five: Garden Party
When they all come together to cheer Andy up after the Garden party; even to where they ignore him as he tries to leave and apologize with Darryl asking him he wants a “Cheeseburger or Hamburger” and Oscar calling him “Nard-dog” before tossing him a beer.
5. Season Seven, Episode Seven: Christening
When they all shit on the churchgoers at the Christening; they are their own type of family
Ryan “Teach for America girls are way hotter—but their nuts”
Phyliis “Who takes a kid to Mexico”
Stanley” I would run to Mexico if that’s where the sandwiches are”
Dwight “You wanna know my 11th Commandment, I will not be undersold”
Andy “What if the Moon was your car and Jupiter was your hairbrush”
Ending with half-assed claps and Ryan playing with his cup
6. Season Six, Episode Fifteen: Sabre
When they work together to repackage the Sabre box
7. Season Seven, Episode Nine: WUPHF.com
When they figured out the server password first thinking of things topical for when it was set, IT guys, and then that it made Michael laugh when he heard it, but Pam got offended.
8. Season Seven, Episode Six: Costume Contest
“Is there no limit to what Stanley won’t notice?”
Jim’s OJ wasn’t his hot coffee
Kevin dressed up as Phyllis
Andy naked except for his tie
The computer monitor being replaced by a cardboard box with a picture on it
Michael with fake teeth
The conference meeting having everyone but him sitting backwards and the meeting talking about the projections on Jupiter
Pam with a mustache
and Dwight with a pony
Except—he notices the clock is slow and it’s after 5pm
9. Season Nine, Episode Eight: The Target
When Pete, Kevin, Erin, Meredith, Creed, Nellie and Darryl all work together to build the complaint tower and support Pam getting a complaint
10. Season Nine, Episode Eighteen: Promos
When they realize the camera crew followed them more than they realized, and all looked at the camera simultaneously
Best Camera Looks
1. Season Two Episode Nineteen: Michael’s Birthday
Ryan’s look to the camera’s after being in the kitchen while Angela and Dwight fight over who should take care of Michael’s Ice Cream Birthday cake and whether or not Dwight will get any ‘cookie’ later.
2. Season Three, Episode Twelve: Traveling Salesman
Angela’s glare from behind the pillar as Andy explains how he got rid of Dwight.
3. Season Two, Episode Seven: The Client
Jan looking between Michael and Louis sucking ribs at Chili’s
4. Season Five, Episode Eighteen: Blood Drive
When Jim and Pam look into the camera while Bob Vance feeds Phyliss after they catch them having sex in the bathroom during their Valentine’s lunch date
5. Season Five, Episode Nine: The Surplus
Jim’s involuntary shake in the conference room/interview after Pam tells him “I’m not threatening you. I love you. But you should know you’re on very dangerous ground” and gives him the smallest of pecks.
6. Season Five, Episode Nineteen: Golden Ticket
Darryl’s look at the camera crew after Michael asks him “What is a pallet?”
7. Season Four, Episode Thirteen: Job Fair
When Pam flashes the camera the sheet of paper Michael had her go back to the office to get for the Job Fair after
Not letting her bring more than one paper
Insisting they only can use Dunder Mifflin Paper
Having her go back because someone wrote their name on the paper which he wanted to have left blank but didn’t tell anyone
8. Season Two, Episode Seventeen: Dwight’s Speech
Pam’s sarcastic look to the camera after Angela ‘non-chalantly’ wishes Dwight luck on his speech from across the office
9. Season Two, Episode Seven: The Client
Dwight’s look to the camera when he realizes Jan stayed the night
10. Season Nine, Episode Nineteen: Stairmageddon
Clark’s look to the camera after Stanley stabs himself with the bull tranquilizer
Cringiest Moments
1. Season Four, Episode Eleven: Night Out
When after making a joke that Pam nudges Toby about and everyone laughs at, Toby puts his hand on Pam’s leg…for a few seconds..and the room goes quiet, everyone sees and Jim and Pam just stare at the floor while Toby tells everyone he’s moving to Costa Rica and then hops the parking lot fence to leave
2. Season Five, Episode One: Weight Loss Part One
When Holly stops and yells at Angela for screaming at Kevin and calling him a dummy and then it comes out that Holly “thinks” Kevin is mentally challenged.
3. Season Nine, Episode Ten: Lice
When Pam’s mom calls and you know it’s going to come out they all got Lice from Pam and not Meredith
4. Season Five, Episode Twenty-Eight: Company Picnic
For starters, the sketch show just wasn’t good; but watching them go through the different branches that would soon be closed and then going with B…..for Buffalo.
5. Season Eight, Episode Twenty: Welcome Party
When Andy breaks up with Jessica during a bachelorette party, that he crashed.
6. Season One, Episode Five: Basketball
When Michael first “stops the game early” between the Warehouse and the Office and gives the win to them, but then changes it under pressure from the warehouse. All because he got tapped on the nose.
7. Season Two, Episode Four: The Fire
When a few of the women are playing desert island and with “who would you do” mention Jim, Oscar and Toby. But then the cameras show Kevin is just feet away, hears them, and he even clears his throat.
8. Season Four, Episode One: Fun Run
When Michael holds off on letting anyone know how he’s was able to “get to the scene” so fast when Meredith was hit by the car, and explains that he was “in the car” not specifically “the driver”.
9. Season 2, Episode 2: Sexual Harassment
When Michael tries, and mostly succeeds, in making Phyllis feel better after Packer rips into her. But then goes to far
“You know what I’m afraid of—of getting a boner”
10. Season Two, Episode Nineteen: Michael’s Birthday
When Pam make announcements on the loud speaker at the Rite Aid; especially since they’re so bad
Luke this is your Father, come set the dinner table
Jim Halpert, Price check on fabric softener
Gabe Lewis
Gabe’s Best Moment: Season Seven, Episode Sixteen: PDA
When he designs the Treasure Hunt for Erin for Valentine’s Day. There’s a jigsaw puzzle, she gest to visit Darryl, he puts up stars for her, gets her sparkling cider (not champagne) and a cookie that brings her right to him.
Gabe’s Worst Moment: Season Seven, Episode Twenty-Five: Search Party Part 1
When he signals to Toby and Jim if they would ‘wrap up’ Kelly’s interview and then explaining to her that she’s not qualified or considered a serious candidate.
Gabe’s Best Line: Season Eight, Episode Four: Garden Party
In response to everyone thinking Andy throws the Garden Party to impress Robert California (as we see later it was more to impress his parents) Gabe gets annoyed because that’s a ‘classic Gabe move’
“Hey Andy, how about you don’t steal my business strategies and I won’t dress like my life is just one long brunch” (Season Eight, Episode Four: Garden Party)
Gabe’s Most Memorable Moment: Season Seven, Episode Fifteen: The Search
When Gabe sets these ground rules for the Caption Contest
1. No captions that insult the company
2. No pop-culture references
3. To use the stick-quips
Power Family: Stanley, Phyllis and Andy
Stanley’s Best Moment: Season Five, Episode Two: Weight Loss Part 2
When he takes off 5 extra days for vacation anyway as a reward to himself for losing seven pounds over the summer
Stanley’s Worst Moment: Season Two, Episode Twenty-One: Conflict Resolution
After his complaint comes out that Phyllis cries too much and she says they’re close he replies “we sit close” when you can see she’s clearly upset and feels she’s getting ganged up on
Stanley’s Best Line: Season Four, Episode Twelve: Did I Stutter?
Line: “It’s like I used to tell my wife, I do not apologize unless I think I’m wrong. And if you don’t like it you can leave. And I say the same thing to my current wife and I’ll say it to my next one too”
Stanley’s Most Memorable Moment: Season Six, Episode Twenty-One: Happy Hour
After doing 26 pushups and getting to go home early he just says “excuse me” and just leaves for the day
Phyllis’ Best Moment: Season Six, Episode Ten: Murder
When she does well fooling everyone (but Dwight) that she was the murder as Beatrix Bourbon; and how upset she gets when she’s outed by Michael.
Phyllis’ Worst Moment: Season Nine, Episode Eighteen: Promos
When she makes everyone uncomfortable as she humps everything around her while listening to 50 Shades of Grey on tape.
Phyllis’ Best Line: Season Seven, Episode Twenty-Two: Goodbye Michael
“But, you can’t get them wet, and they can’t be dry cleaned either. You have to hand was without water, ring dry gently, and use a hair dryer on cool.”
Phyllis’ Most Memorable: Season Five, Episode Eleven: Moroccan Christmas
“Oh I don’t think its blackmail, Angela just does what I ask her to do so I won’t tell everyone that she’s cheating on Andy with Dwight. I think for it to be blackmail, it would have to be a formal letter”
Andy’s Best Moment: Season Eight, Episode One: The List
When he doesn’t accept Robert California’s bullshit explanation of why it’s okay he called people losers.
“But, you don’t know these people but I do and if I let you work with fault information than I’m not doing my job as regional manager”
Stanley, you may think he is a lazy grump but did you know he has the most consistently high sales numbers of anyone in this office
Meredith Palmer, supplier relations, the word no, not even in her vocabulary
Pam, easily the most creative and kind person I have ever worked with
Erin, the receptionist and my closest confidant, a winner if there ever was one
Andy’s Worst Moment: Season Nine, Episode Sixteen: Moving On
When he hires Alice and Gabe, Pete’s and Erin’s exs, to “prove a point” about how working with an ex while they are in a new relationship at the office isn’t something you just “move on from”. Yes it’s rough but Erin and Pete weren’t obnoxious about their relationship, but also, Gabe could probably guess on some level why he was getting hired and at least knew Erin would be there. We have no idea what Alice left or why, it was really messed up and selfish.
Andy’s Best Line: Season Four, Episode Three: Launch Party
When he gets his acapella group to help him sing a song in asking Angela out
“If you change your mind, I’ll be first in line.
Honey I‘m still free, take a chance on me.
If you need me, let me know, gonna be around.
If you got no place to go, if you’re feeling down.
If you’re all alone, when the pretty birds have flown.
Honey I’m still free, take a chance on me.
Gonna do my very best, and that ain’t no lie.
If you put me to the test, if you let me try.
Take a chance on me”
Most Memorable: Season Six, Episode Thirteen: Secret Santa
When he got Erin the 12 days of Christmas, even though he could have done the first days with just the birds differently, pushing to the 12 drummers drumming was perfect.
Best Couple Moments
1. Season Five, Episode Two: Weightloss
When Jim proposes to Pam, it’s a lot of peoples favorites but what is truly perfect about it is how he acknowledges to Pam that they planned on waiting on getting engaged, but “I just—I couldn’t wait”
2. Season Nine, Episode Twenty: Paper Airplane
First, Angela after hearing from Ester how they pity her tells Dwight “don’t you dare tank this”; and then he doesn’t after seeing how she is looking at him. It shows the respect they have for each other.
3. Season Seven, Episode Four: Sex Ed
When Michael calls Holly to tell her about his possible herpes diagnosis, they’re able to joke with each other so easily, are so comfortable with each other, understand each other; Dwight loves Michael but does not understand what is going on with them
4. Season Eight, Episode Sixteen: After Hours
After Val apologizes about how her boyfriend acted and brought up Val and Darryl seeing each other, Darryl lets Val know that he’s interested in her by saying so, but also as Kelly implied “ dot-dot-dot, dot-dot”
5. Season Four, Episode Four: Money
After hearing how much debt Michael is in and how he runs away from the office Jan catches up to him and tells him she’ll stand by him
“What I want to say is, You Were There for me. By my side, without even a thought. That’s just who you are. I mean, no matter how badly I treat you, or what I’m going through. You just, you are there for me, and that’s a guy worth staying beside. So where’s this train taking us?”
6. Season Nine, Episode Fifteen: Couple’s Contest
Erin comes out to tell Pete that she just couldn’t break up with Andy but he lets her off the hook “You don’t have to apologize, I just, I just want you to be happy, ok”
7. Season Two, Episode Eleven: The Injury
When Dwight has his concussion, he’s friendlier with Pam but is more outgoing with Angela by flirting with her and complimenting her. First telling her she’s “sweeter than Candy” and then smacking her butt in full view of the documentary crew
8. Season Nine, Episode Fifteen: Couple’s Discount
When after hearing about Brian and Alyssa breaking up, and how they are walking on egg shells with each other, Pam tells Jim she doesn’t want to just ignore their problems and she wants to fight.
“Do you really want to fight on Valentine’s Day?”
“Yeah I do”
9. Season Three, Episode Ten: A Benihana Christmas
Jim and Karen both getting each other Bridget Jones Diary for Christmas, because it was a terrible movie that they saw on one of their dates.
10. Season Five, Episode Six: Employee Transfer and Season Nine, Episode Five: Here Comes Treble
The fact that Andy dresses up as a kitten (not a cat) and Erin dresses up as a puppy (not a dog)
The Office (US)
It is the end of the year and the end of an era. The Office (US) series is about to leave Netflix, and along with spending time with our families during this global pandemic in the US this is also the time of more “traditional” family time.
Whether to get through spending this time with your family or celebrating with them, you still have time to rewatch the series without too much strain. Watching just two to three hours a night you can relive all 201 episodes and nine fabulous years of The Office by the end of the year.
Today, with only a six-episode long Season 1 you’d jump into Season 2 tomorrow, get to Pam and Jim’s first kiss this Sunday night, cheer up the middle of your week with Season’s 3 Christmas party battle, see Ryan’s promotion with the beginning of Season 4 on Friday December 4th, meet Holly Sunday December 6th with the start of Season 5, visit Niagra that Friday in the beginning of Season 6, see Michael off the following week towards the end of Season 7 and seeing Andy as new manager for the beginning of Season 8 starting December 19th. As you continue with this routine the last chunk of special, longer episode you can watch all Christmas Day or spread out them out for the remainder of the year.
Whether this will just be another journey into The Office (US) or a long-embraced farewell you can still enjoy all the camera looks, romantic couple moments, friendship moments, awkward moments, parties, pranks, one-liners, office-colleague and coworker moments, advice, interviews, conference room meetings, “that’s what she said” jokes, introduction sequences, ending sequences, and lingering questions of Jim, Pam, Dwight, Michael, Holly, Jan, Andy, Stanley, Phyllis, Kevin, Meredith, Creed, Oscar, Angela, Ryan, Kelly, Toby, Gabe, Darryl, Erin, David Wallace, Charles Miner, Nellie Bertram, Robert California, Roy, Karen, Pete, Clark, Val and Todd Packer
Thank you, and Cherrio!
Weird stuff my sleep deprived friends say as incorrect quotes 2/?
Andy: *sings loudly*
Jim: hey, have you ever thought of going to like a singing contest or something?
Andy: no, actually.
Jim: good, don't.