Clark Green - Blog Posts
Todd Packer
Packer's Best Moment: Season Eight, Episode Sixteen: After Hours When Dwight gets kicked by Jim after he gets the buttons from Cathy per "college rules" in 'The King and The Hunchback' and he comments with his double meaning statement.
“and he lost at his own lame game”
Packer's Worst Moment: Season Nine, Episode Seventeen; The Farm When he laced the cupcakes that he brought as 'apology cupcakes' to the office and the staff either got stoned or diarrhea
Packer's Best Line: Season Two, Episode Two
So a guy goes home, tell his wife, "Honey, pack your bags, I just wont the lottery" She goes "Oh, my god, that's incredible, where are we going? He goes "I don't know where you're going, just be out of here by five."
Packer's Most Memorable Moment: Season Three, Episode Eleven: Back from Vacation When he gets Michael’s picture of Jan from their Sandals Jamaica trip “Wait. I just got it from somebody else. Wow, this is hot. Damn! How do I get you out of this picture? “
Best Company moments
1. Season Seven, Episode Two: Counseling
When they all support and try to help Dwight with the mall fiasco even before they knew what happened. After first storming in and demanding everyone “Boycott the Steamtown Mall” and then again when help him prepare to Pretty Woman the salesclerk (per Kelly’s suggestion).
Kelly “You shirt and tie are disgusto-barfo”
Oscar “Maybe not so monochromatic, not so matching”
Ryan, Kelly, Pam and then Ryan again “The glasses are a little….I liked them…I thought they were kinda cute…yeah I liked them too”
Darryl "Say Stuff like ‘good morning, good afternoon. People appreciate that’” Darryl
Andy “If someone offers you a cocktail, accept, but keeps your wits about you” Andy
Angela “Please and Thank you go a long way”
2. Season Seven, Episode Twenty-Two: Goodbye Michael
When they all sing Rent, and calculated the actual minutes (9,986,000) that he had been at the company
3. Season Five, Episode Fourteen: Stress Relief Part 1
When, more than those you’d expect, began dancing to them singing ‘staying alive’ to know when to pump for CPR. First Andy joining in singing, then Kelly dancing, Phyllis and Creed bopping their heads, then Michael stops with the CPR and gets up to also dance as does Andy later dancing with the instructor and even Meredith and Dwight bopping their heads as well.
4. Season Eight, Episode Five: Garden Party
When they all come together to cheer Andy up after the Garden party; even to where they ignore him as he tries to leave and apologize with Darryl asking him he wants a “Cheeseburger or Hamburger” and Oscar calling him “Nard-dog” before tossing him a beer.
5. Season Seven, Episode Seven: Christening
When they all shit on the churchgoers at the Christening; they are their own type of family
Ryan “Teach for America girls are way hotter—but their nuts”
Phyliis “Who takes a kid to Mexico”
Stanley” I would run to Mexico if that’s where the sandwiches are”
Dwight “You wanna know my 11th Commandment, I will not be undersold”
Andy “What if the Moon was your car and Jupiter was your hairbrush”
Ending with half-assed claps and Ryan playing with his cup
6. Season Six, Episode Fifteen: Sabre
When they work together to repackage the Sabre box
7. Season Seven, Episode Nine: WUPHF.com
When they figured out the server password first thinking of things topical for when it was set, IT guys, and then that it made Michael laugh when he heard it, but Pam got offended.
8. Season Seven, Episode Six: Costume Contest
“Is there no limit to what Stanley won’t notice?”
Jim’s OJ wasn’t his hot coffee
Kevin dressed up as Phyllis
Andy naked except for his tie
The computer monitor being replaced by a cardboard box with a picture on it
Michael with fake teeth
The conference meeting having everyone but him sitting backwards and the meeting talking about the projections on Jupiter
Pam with a mustache
and Dwight with a pony
Except—he notices the clock is slow and it’s after 5pm
9. Season Nine, Episode Eight: The Target
When Pete, Kevin, Erin, Meredith, Creed, Nellie and Darryl all work together to build the complaint tower and support Pam getting a complaint
10. Season Nine, Episode Eighteen: Promos
When they realize the camera crew followed them more than they realized, and all looked at the camera simultaneously
Best Camera Looks
1. Season Two Episode Nineteen: Michael’s Birthday
Ryan’s look to the camera’s after being in the kitchen while Angela and Dwight fight over who should take care of Michael’s Ice Cream Birthday cake and whether or not Dwight will get any ‘cookie’ later.
2. Season Three, Episode Twelve: Traveling Salesman
Angela’s glare from behind the pillar as Andy explains how he got rid of Dwight.
3. Season Two, Episode Seven: The Client
Jan looking between Michael and Louis sucking ribs at Chili’s
4. Season Five, Episode Eighteen: Blood Drive
When Jim and Pam look into the camera while Bob Vance feeds Phyliss after they catch them having sex in the bathroom during their Valentine’s lunch date
5. Season Five, Episode Nine: The Surplus
Jim’s involuntary shake in the conference room/interview after Pam tells him “I’m not threatening you. I love you. But you should know you’re on very dangerous ground” and gives him the smallest of pecks.
6. Season Five, Episode Nineteen: Golden Ticket
Darryl’s look at the camera crew after Michael asks him “What is a pallet?”
7. Season Four, Episode Thirteen: Job Fair
When Pam flashes the camera the sheet of paper Michael had her go back to the office to get for the Job Fair after
Not letting her bring more than one paper
Insisting they only can use Dunder Mifflin Paper
Having her go back because someone wrote their name on the paper which he wanted to have left blank but didn’t tell anyone
8. Season Two, Episode Seventeen: Dwight’s Speech
Pam’s sarcastic look to the camera after Angela ‘non-chalantly’ wishes Dwight luck on his speech from across the office
9. Season Two, Episode Seven: The Client
Dwight’s look to the camera when he realizes Jan stayed the night
10. Season Nine, Episode Nineteen: Stairmageddon
Clark’s look to the camera after Stanley stabs himself with the bull tranquilizer
Clark Green
Clark’s Best Moment: Season Nine, Episode
When Dwight tells him “ The bubble wrap is the only thing that is stopping his suit from getting wrinkled. These meetings are all about presentation”
And he responds “that’s actually really smart—God, if only there was any other use or situation for that kind of knowledge”
Clark’s Worst Moment: Season Nine, Episode Two: Roy’s Wedding
When he uses Erin’s gullibility to get her to his apartment alone for a “reporting job”
Clark’s Best Line: Season Nine, Episode Eleven: Suit Warehouse)
When describing Jan’s sexual appetite “Women reach their sexual peak at whatever age Jan as last week. I mean, if it was….like making love with a wild animal. But not like a cougar, like you might think.. It was…uh…like a swarm of bees. Bees that just find something wrong with every hotel room”
Clark’s Most Memorable Moment: Season Nine, Episode One: New Guys
When he walks right across the slack rope
Pete Miller
Pete’s Best Moment: (Season Nine, Episode Eight: The Target)
“Hey, hey, hey. It’s just a mistake, just a mistake. That’s what this tower is all about—mistakes. Okay, if you’re afraid of screwing up, the tower is not for you. Show of hands, who has never had a complaint? That’s right, nobody. See that? Nobody. Let’s get back to work, huh? Come on, you in?”
And then he fist bumps Kevin
Pete’s Worst Moment: Season Nine, Episode Twenty-One: Livin’ The Dream
When Pete doesn’t try in making Jim feel welcome in the annex, especially compared to Clark who he doesn’t like that much.
Pete’s Best Line: Season Nine, Episode Two: Roy’s Wedding
“No, Clark’s not my friend. He is the douche that sits next to me at the office. My friends are Scott, Glenn, and Rob. But, you don’t know them.”
Pete’s Most Memorable Moment: Season Nine, Episode Two: Roy’s Wedding
When he makes sure Erin doesn’t end up going to Clark’s apartment alone, as Clark was trying to hook up with Erin, but ends up being the one to take her out to dinner.