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Pam Beesley
Pam's Best Moment: Season Seven, Episode Two: Counseling
When and how she interacts with everyone in the office to get her Office Administrator Job--it's not the most moral but it does show that she would be good and knows the office well.
Michael just signs, because it's Pam,
She acts out a sex-story to Meredith,
Plays with Angela’s cat,
Discusses decorative changes Darryl was inspired by from tv shows.
Pam's Worst Moment: Season Five, Episode Ten: The Surplus When she throws out the tiramisu Jim brought her because he wouldn't take her side in the chairs v. copier debate.
Pam's Best Line: Season Nine, Episode Sixteen: Moving On When she lives mid-day to interview for a job in Philadelphia and Andy asks her where she's going she just replies:
“Not on a three-month boat trip.”
Pam's Most Memorable Moment: Season Five, Episode Nineteen: Golden Ticket When going through Michael's list of prepared reasons for skirting a phone call (being at the civil rights rally, stopping a fight in the parking lot, an Obama fashion show, having a colonoscopy) and that's she's saving that Michael is “trapped in an oil painting”.
Best Company moments
1. Season Seven, Episode Two: Counseling
When they all support and try to help Dwight with the mall fiasco even before they knew what happened. After first storming in and demanding everyone “Boycott the Steamtown Mall” and then again when help him prepare to Pretty Woman the salesclerk (per Kelly’s suggestion).
Kelly “You shirt and tie are disgusto-barfo”
Oscar “Maybe not so monochromatic, not so matching”
Ryan, Kelly, Pam and then Ryan again “The glasses are a little….I liked them…I thought they were kinda cute…yeah I liked them too”
Darryl "Say Stuff like ‘good morning, good afternoon. People appreciate that’” Darryl
Andy “If someone offers you a cocktail, accept, but keeps your wits about you” Andy
Angela “Please and Thank you go a long way”
2. Season Seven, Episode Twenty-Two: Goodbye Michael
When they all sing Rent, and calculated the actual minutes (9,986,000) that he had been at the company
3. Season Five, Episode Fourteen: Stress Relief Part 1
When, more than those you’d expect, began dancing to them singing ‘staying alive’ to know when to pump for CPR. First Andy joining in singing, then Kelly dancing, Phyllis and Creed bopping their heads, then Michael stops with the CPR and gets up to also dance as does Andy later dancing with the instructor and even Meredith and Dwight bopping their heads as well.
4. Season Eight, Episode Five: Garden Party
When they all come together to cheer Andy up after the Garden party; even to where they ignore him as he tries to leave and apologize with Darryl asking him he wants a “Cheeseburger or Hamburger” and Oscar calling him “Nard-dog” before tossing him a beer.
5. Season Seven, Episode Seven: Christening
When they all shit on the churchgoers at the Christening; they are their own type of family
Ryan “Teach for America girls are way hotter—but their nuts”
Phyliis “Who takes a kid to Mexico”
Stanley” I would run to Mexico if that’s where the sandwiches are”
Dwight “You wanna know my 11th Commandment, I will not be undersold”
Andy “What if the Moon was your car and Jupiter was your hairbrush”
Ending with half-assed claps and Ryan playing with his cup
6. Season Six, Episode Fifteen: Sabre
When they work together to repackage the Sabre box
7. Season Seven, Episode Nine: WUPHF.com
When they figured out the server password first thinking of things topical for when it was set, IT guys, and then that it made Michael laugh when he heard it, but Pam got offended.
8. Season Seven, Episode Six: Costume Contest
“Is there no limit to what Stanley won’t notice?”
Jim’s OJ wasn’t his hot coffee
Kevin dressed up as Phyllis
Andy naked except for his tie
The computer monitor being replaced by a cardboard box with a picture on it
Michael with fake teeth
The conference meeting having everyone but him sitting backwards and the meeting talking about the projections on Jupiter
Pam with a mustache
and Dwight with a pony
Except—he notices the clock is slow and it’s after 5pm
9. Season Nine, Episode Eight: The Target
When Pete, Kevin, Erin, Meredith, Creed, Nellie and Darryl all work together to build the complaint tower and support Pam getting a complaint
10. Season Nine, Episode Eighteen: Promos
When they realize the camera crew followed them more than they realized, and all looked at the camera simultaneously
Gabe Lewis
Gabe’s Best Moment: Season Seven, Episode Sixteen: PDA
When he designs the Treasure Hunt for Erin for Valentine’s Day. There’s a jigsaw puzzle, she gest to visit Darryl, he puts up stars for her, gets her sparkling cider (not champagne) and a cookie that brings her right to him.
Gabe’s Worst Moment: Season Seven, Episode Twenty-Five: Search Party Part 1
When he signals to Toby and Jim if they would ‘wrap up’ Kelly’s interview and then explaining to her that she’s not qualified or considered a serious candidate.
Gabe’s Best Line: Season Eight, Episode Four: Garden Party
In response to everyone thinking Andy throws the Garden Party to impress Robert California (as we see later it was more to impress his parents) Gabe gets annoyed because that’s a ‘classic Gabe move’
“Hey Andy, how about you don’t steal my business strategies and I won’t dress like my life is just one long brunch” (Season Eight, Episode Four: Garden Party)
Gabe’s Most Memorable Moment: Season Seven, Episode Fifteen: The Search
When Gabe sets these ground rules for the Caption Contest
1. No captions that insult the company
2. No pop-culture references
3. To use the stick-quips
