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Pam's Best Moment: Season Seven, Episode Two: Counseling
When and how she interacts with everyone in the office to get her Office Administrator Job--it's not the most moral but it does show that she would be good and knows the office well.
Michael just signs, because it's Pam,
She acts out a sex-story to Meredith,
Plays with Angela’s cat,
Discusses decorative changes Darryl was inspired by from tv shows.
Pam's Worst Moment: Season Five, Episode Ten: The Surplus When she throws out the tiramisu Jim brought her because he wouldn't take her side in the chairs v. copier debate.
Pam's Best Line: Season Nine, Episode Sixteen: Moving On When she lives mid-day to interview for a job in Philadelphia and Andy asks her where she's going she just replies:
“Not on a three-month boat trip.”
Pam's Most Memorable Moment: Season Five, Episode Nineteen: Golden Ticket When going through Michael's list of prepared reasons for skirting a phone call (being at the civil rights rally, stopping a fight in the parking lot, an Obama fashion show, having a colonoscopy) and that's she's saving that Michael is “trapped in an oil painting”.
Best Coworker Moments
1. Season Three, Episode Twenty-Three: The Job How Phyllis, Karen, Pam and Angela genuinely try to help Michael through his relationship and encourage him to be remain broken up with Jan.
2. Season Three, Episode Sixteen: Business School
Michael putting Pam’s painting in the office.
3. Season Three, Episode Eight: The Merger When Ryan and Phyllis answer the Stanford branches concerns about how Michael usually is, how they get work done, and how they'll get home.
4. Season Three, Episode Ten: A Benihana Christmas When Pam gets Toby back the robe, or a replacement robe, they all got as Christmas gifts from corporate that Michael stole from him.
5. Season Nine, Episode Twenty-One: Livin the Dream
When Pam is upset that neither Jim nor Dwight are in her desk clump anymore.
6. Season Three, Episode Four: Grief Counseling When Jim insists that Karen gets her Hertz potato chips, before she start any other work.
7. Season Three, Episode Nineteen: Safety Training When they all start dropping cash off on Ryan’s desk as he bet how long it would take for Kelly to explain to him how Netflix works.
8. Season Nine, Episode Twenty-Three: Finale
When Stanley makes Phyllis that stand of her, with bird legs, and while she's showing it off to the camera crew she's bursting into tears.
9. Season Five, Episode Five: Crime Aid When Darryl, and the rest of the warehouse crew, auctions for whoever to "go out for a beer with them right now."
10. Season Two, Episode Nine: Email Surveillance Kelly (to Oscar and Stanley) “I’m sorry guys, can we please not talk about paper. There’s gotta be something else we can talk about.”
Best Conference Room Meetings
1. Season Three, Episode Four: Grief Counseling
When Pam and Ryan, and then Kevin tell fake grief stories based on movies.
2. Season Five, Episode Three: Business Ethics
Michael: Spent an entire week watching YouTube, in particular the Cookie Monster sings Chocolate Rain.
Oscar: Will sometimes take a long lunch.
Kelly: Downloads pirated music onto her work computer.
Meredith: For the past six years, Meredith was sleeping with a supplier in exchange for discounts on office supplies and Outback Steakhouse coupons.
3. Season Seven, Episode Thirteen: Ultimatum
⦁ Creed wanting to learn how to do a cartwheel (Ditto). ⦁ Kevin not knowing how to eat broccoli.
4. Season Seven, Episode Nineteen: Garage Sale Conference room meeting where Oscar, Ryan, Jim and Pam all work with Michael to plan the perfect proposal to Holly.
5. Season Two, Episode Twenty: Drug Testing When Pam sets up Jim to tell “the story about a friend who got caught up in the world of drugs” knowing per jinx he couldn’t speak.
6. Season Four, Episode Four: Money When Michael is supposed to be teaching everyone PowerPoint but forgot, then the meeting get sidelined to the universally confusing question: Is whom a real word, and if so, when do you use it?
7. Season Six, Episode Twenty-Five: The Chump
When the meeting gets refocused on how to shoot Bin-Laden, Hitler and Toby with only two bullets.
8. Season Four, Episode Four: Money The Conference room meeting held at Michael’s other job as a telemarketer at the Lipaphedrine Diet-pill Company--they love him.
9. Season Two, Episode Twenty-One: Conflict Resolution When Michael mediates between Angela and Oscar through the five mediation techniques.
10. Season Four, Episode Seven: Survivor Man
The Conference room meeting, that wasn't. Jim is trying to end the all the birthday parties as they waste time, but almost gets tricked into having a conference meeting about it per Pam's suggestion.
Jan Levinson (Gould)
Jan’s Best Moment: Season Two, Episode Fifteen: Boys and Girls
When Pam mentions the obstacles of not going for the Corporate Graphic Design Internship (her current job, cost, and time), she tells Pam “There are always a million reasons not to do something”.
Jan’s Worst Moment: Season Three, Episode Nine: The Convict
When she tells them it’s Martin who was the ‘reformed convict’. Maybe she had to, but honestly, she should have known how this would go.
Jan’s Best Line: Season Four, Episode Nine: Dinner Party
“This will be great to cook with—really”.
Jan’s Most Memorable Moment: Season Four, Episode Fourteen
When we find out she’s pregnant with *not Michael’s* baby.
Snarkiest Lines
1. Season Two, Episode Ten: Christmas Party (Ryan)
“What line of work are you in, Bob?”
2. Season Three, Episode Eleven: Back from Vacation (Angela)
“Did you try the petting zoo?”
3. Season Three, Episode Twenty-Three: The Job (Stanley)
“The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.”
4. Season Two, Episode Six: The Fight (Pam)
“Could you practice on the forms?”
5. Season Six, Episode Three: The Promotion (Oscar)
“Where would Catholicism be without the Popes?”
6. Season Six, Episode Five: Mafia (Dwight)
"That’s why they call it Murder, not Muckduck”
7. Season Four, Episode One: Fun Run (Jim)
“One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then”.
8. Season Three, Episode One: Gay Witch Hunt (Stanley)
“I got them a toaster. They called off the wedding and gave the toaster back to me. I tried to return the toaster to the store, and they said they no longer sold that kind of toaster. So now my house has got two toasters”.
9. Season Five, Episode Four: Baby Shower (Dwight)
"Jan had the baby, and Michael wasn’t there to mark it. So the baby could be anybody’s. Except Michael’s”.
10. Season Two, Episode One: The Dundies (Pam)
“You know what they say about a car wreck, where it’s so awful you can’t look away? The Dundies are like a car wreck that, you wanna look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you”
Todd Packer
Packer's Best Moment: Season Eight, Episode Sixteen: After Hours When Dwight gets kicked by Jim after he gets the buttons from Cathy per "college rules" in 'The King and The Hunchback' and he comments with his double meaning statement.
“and he lost at his own lame game”
Packer's Worst Moment: Season Nine, Episode Seventeen; The Farm When he laced the cupcakes that he brought as 'apology cupcakes' to the office and the staff either got stoned or diarrhea
Packer's Best Line: Season Two, Episode Two
So a guy goes home, tell his wife, "Honey, pack your bags, I just wont the lottery" She goes "Oh, my god, that's incredible, where are we going? He goes "I don't know where you're going, just be out of here by five."
Packer's Most Memorable Moment: Season Three, Episode Eleven: Back from Vacation When he gets Michael’s picture of Jan from their Sandals Jamaica trip “Wait. I just got it from somebody else. Wow, this is hot. Damn! How do I get you out of this picture? “
Best Pranks
1. Season Six, Episode Twenty-Four: The Cover-Up
When Pam and Jim learn Morse Code to not only speak about Dwight infront of him, but with the stapler and pens also can make up crazy stories and conspiracies that Dwight’s brain is “forced” to listen to.
2. Season Three, Episode Seventeen: Cocktails
When Karen spends the evening at the Corporate party apologizing to Jim for ALL the coworkers she dated before him
3. Season Six, Episode Twenty-Four: The Cover-Up
When Darryl pranks himself trying to get Andy back for blaming the warehouse for a late shipment he forgot to process, he ends up getting involved in the fire-printer expose with Andy.
4. Season Three, Episode Seven: Branch Closing
When Jim uses set of Dwight’s stationery that he uses
“From time to time, I send Dwight Faxes. From himself. From the future
PS—Also mentioned in Season Nine, Episode Twenty-Two: AARM when he references that as part of their no nonsense streak that if anyone is expecting a fax they shouldn’t yell out “Michael J Fax, from Fax to the Future!”
5. Season Nine, Episode Three: Andy’s Ancestry
Asian Jim
6. Season Seven, Episode Twelve: Classy Christmas Part 2
Jim coming out into the parking lot with Pam after the ‘Classy Christmas Party’ with Pam and it’s covered in snowmen and he doesn’t know which one has Dwight or anyone else to attack him with snowballs. It’s awful, but it’s brilliant
7. Season Six, Episode Seven: The Lover
The Mallard
How Jim discovers the Mallard (possibly purposefully by Dwight)
How Jim blasts Opera and talks with Andy to mess with Dwight
How Jim gives the Mallard to Kelly
How Jim talks to Dwight directly through the Mallard to ‘catch’ Dwight (also probably purposefully done by Dwight)
But in the end, the Mallard was a decoy
8. Season Three, Episode One: Gay Witch Hunt
When Jim sends Dwight “Gaydar” machine (metal detector) and it lights up when Dwight scans Oscar because of his belt. But Dwight is also wearing a belt so “Gaydar” tells him he’s gay too.
9. Season Seven, Episode Eight: Viewing Party
When Michael runs around the office pretending to be too busy to even speak to Erin, let alone attend her party.
10. Season Seven, Episode Eighteen: Todd Packer
After Dwight blows off Jim’s idea of cramming Todd Packer’s desk so he can only open it two inches and Dwight makes fun of it, Dwight gets very frustrated when Jim, unknowingly at the time, does it to him.
Bonus: The Best Prank we didn’t see:
Dwight knocking himself in the head with his phone, after Jim slowly fills his headset with more and more nickels.
Roy Anderson
Roy’s Best Moment: Season Two, Episode Fifteen: Boys and Girls
When he went up to Jim, said he heard the rumor about Jim ‘having a crush on Pam’ and that it was no big deal because he knows he’s a good guy and it was a long time ago.
Roy’s Worst Moment: Season Two, Episode Sixteen: Valentine’s Day
When Pam tell Roy that she is upset that he didn’t get her anything for Valentine’s Day “Well, Valentine’s Day isn’t over. Let’s get you home, and you are gonna get the best sex of your life”
Roy’s Best Line: Season Three, Episode Eighteen: The Negotiation
When he gets upset that Pam won’t try to date Jim after they break up again
“Wait a minute, you broke off our wedding for the guy--You mean you’re not even gonna try to go out with him? I don’t get you Pam”
Roy’s Most Memorable Moment: Season Two, Episode Twenty-Two: Casino Night
When he hired Kevin to play the wedding band after seeing Kevin lose at Casino night.
Best Friendship Moments
1. Season Two, Episode Twelve: The Injury
When Pam tells “Oscar” how Dwight’s doing in the hospital so that she can discreetly pass the information to Angela who was just eavesdropping on her phone call with Jim.
What adds to this moment is that Pam went out of her way to allow Angela to continue to believe no one knew about their relationship and keep her privacy.
2. Season Two, Episode Fifteen: Boys and Girls
When Jim gets upset with Pam for not going for the Graphic Design internship in NY and telling her “You gotta take a chance on something sometime Pam” and asking if she really is ‘fine’ with her choices. While we feel it’s more related to her engagement to Roy and not just the job, in both instances it is truer friends who push you to do more and be better for yourself.
3. Season Two, Episode Eleven: Booze Cruise
When Jim tells Michael he “used” to have a thing for Pam and describes her as funny, and warm and Michael responds” BFD--engaged ain’t married. Never, ever, ever give up”.
4. Season Nine, Episode: Couple’s Discount
When Darryl tells the homophobic Nail Salon worker how Oscar and him work as a couple, grabs Oscar’s hand, and how “Him and me, all right, we are crazy in love. More in love than your small mind can comprehend. And we have two disposable incomes and no kids, and we’re taking our business elsewhere”.
5. Season Four, Episode Four: Money
Jim and Pam throughout the episode trying to help Dwight feel better in relation to his breakup with Angela; especially at the end when they smile to each other after Dwight uses his ruler to knocks anything of Jim’s hanging over his desk because to them it means ‘Dwight’s Back’.
Pam signing up for just about everything when staying at Beet Farms.
When she won’t help set up Andy with Angela because she doesn’t “see them together”.
Their detailed and positive but not too much review on TripAdvisor, following up with the fact that they really enjoyed their stay.
Jim goes and tries to talk to Dwight after Angela agrees to go out with Andy and tells him how he couldn’t sleep, couldn’t taste food and how it’s something “he wouldn’t wish on his worst enemy” and that includes Dwight.
6. Season Three, Episode Four: Grief Counseling
When Pam and Dwight both go out of their way to prep the bird funeral; Pam creating a decorated casket out of a tissue box and Dwight playing a song on his recorder.
7. Season Three, Episode Twelve: Traveling Salesman
When Angela asks Pam to go out for a coffee so she can gush about “Noelle and Kurt” aka her and Dwight. Even if Angela was unsure if Pam knew who they were really talking about, it doesn’t matter; Angela had great personal news and she wanted to share it with Pam.
8. Season Seven, Episode Ten: China
When Dwight “lets” Pam win in regards to the standards of the building after he overheard Pam telling Him how she felt like a failure as she failed art school, and being a salesman.
9. Season Nine, Episode Sixteen: Moving On
While driving Toby home from the doctor after getting strangled by the Scranton Strangler, she calls him brave, twice.
“You offered your neck in search of the truth. The proud neck of justice—isn’t that the expression? Well, anyway, it was—it was very brave. It really was quite brave.”
10. Season Seven, Episode Twelve: Classy Christmas, Part 2
When after Michael storms away from Holly because he’s upset that Holly would have a long-distance relationship with AJ and not with him, Holly does to follow Michael but Erin blocks her.
Good friends know when you need your space and will help and protect you to get what you need.
Best End Moments
1. Season Six, Episode Ten: Murder
After the end of the Murder Mystery game(s) when Michael, Andy, Dwight and Pam are all still at the office, past six, trying not to get shot by each other because they all announced how they were double agents ….and Jim has to drag her away
2. Season Eight, Episode Twenty-Two: Fundraiser
When everyone thinks Kevin doesn’t realize his dog Ruby is dead because he tells them:
She’s doesn’t do anything, just lays there all day
She barely touches her food
She doesn’t really poop
She just lies there all day
He has to prop her eyes open to watch the tv
She smells horrible
3. Season Five, Episode Twenty-Eight: Company Picnic
When Jim and Pam find out they’re expecting
4. Season Six, Episode Twenty-One: Happy Hour
Hide’s story
“In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill Yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best”
5. Season Five, Episode Nine: Frame Toby
Dwight’s Perfect Crime
6. Season Three, Episode One: Gay Witch Hunt
“I was gonna quit, but Jan offered me a three month paid vacation and a company car. All I had to do was sign something promising I wouldn’t sue. We’re going to Europe. Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay”
7. Season Eight, Episode Twenty-One
After Ryan somewhat pours his heart out to Kelly in the parking lot, Pam searches the waste basket to find the love poem he wrote to her because of how bad Pam expects it to be but after reading the whole thing with Jim that they are both brought to tears Jim tells the camera team “Ryan can never know”
8. Season Eight, Episode Four: Garden Party
When Jim keeps leaving and re-entering the Garden Party so Dwight has to keep announcing him and knowing that Dwight is so committed to throwing a good Garden Party that he asks Dwight who he really think the best salesman in the office is and then timing to walk back into the party so Dwight’s answer comes out as “Obviously M—Mr. James Halpert!”
9. Season Five, Episode Twenty-One: Two Weeks
When after Michael and Pam quit, Charles puts Kevin on “phones” and to decrease the time wasting makes Stanley his productivity czar and be ‘on top of that’
10. Season Seven, Episode Ten: China
After Andy first texts Darryl about him and Michael wearing the same tie, Darryl tells Andy to text him less. Then when Andy texts him “Megan Fox?” Darryl holds Andy to one bad text away from getting blocked. Andy maintains his “good text status” by only next texting Darryl two pigeons eating ice cream.
Best Intros
1. Season Five, Episode Fourteen: Stress Relief Part One
The Fire
2. Season Six, Episode Four: Niagara Part 1
When Dwight insists on eating an egg at his desk after Pam asks people to change some of their habits during the morning sickness part of her pregnancy; so then Pam throws up, then Andy, and Erin, Phyllis, Meredith, Oscar, Angela….Creed eating his noodles, and Pam just taps her mouth with a tissue
3. Season Eight, Episode Sixteen: After Hours
First Angela and Pam complain about Oscar and his dog,
Oscar and Angela complain about how Angela pretends her kids are more advanced than they are,
Angela and Oscar complain about Pam talking about two kids instead of just one,
Then all three complain about Andy and his boat.
4. Season Two, Episode Nine: Email Surveillance
When Michael racially profiles the new IT guy, and turns off the office lights and has them all hide.
5. Season Five, Episode Twenty-Two: Dream Team
When Kevin is the receptionist. First, he forgets he’s supposed to answer the phone and second, we find out that he’s been having trouble understanding how to transfer so he just calls whoever the call is for to come up to reception.
Then, in this scene Jim reminds him how to transfer by hitting “transfer, extension, transfer” (Kevin had written it on his hands but then washed his hands and forgot) to transfer a call to Andy first transfers the call to the empty desk across from Meredith, then to Stanley, and then to Andy; all while politely speaking to the customer.
6. Season Three, Episode Fifteen: Phyllis’ Wedding
When Jim “Pavlov’s Dog” Dwight with an altoid whenever he reboots his computer
7. Season Four, Episode Three: Launch Party
The TV cube-corner countdown; it’s something we’ve all experienced, just as passionately.
There’s this cube on the screen that bounces around all day. And sometimes it looks like its hitting Right into the corner of the screen And then at the last minute it hits a wall and bounces away. And we are all just dying to see it go right into the corner.
8. Season Five, Episode Nineteen: Golden Ticket
“THE KGB WILL WAIT FOR NO ONE!”
9. Season Five, Episode Twenty-Six
When Michael had not a pot pie, or an entire pot pie but an entire, family-sized, chicken pot pie for lunch and after letting the office be dark and quiet for a while Jim changes the computer time, Pam changes his watch, and Dwight changes his car time so they can all get a half-day.
10. Season Three, Episode Eleven: Back from Vacation
When Jim starts tell lies about what Dwight is doing in the meeting since Dwight is recording the meetings since Michael is away with Phyllis and Karen joining in later
Jim “you’re not allowed to take your pants off at the office—oh my god, he has a knife”
Phyllis “Jim Carrey just walked in, oh Dwight, get his autograph for Michael, quickly”
Karen “Dwight, what is that on your stomach? Is that a “Muppet Babies” tattoo?”
Best Company moments
1. Season Seven, Episode Two: Counseling
When they all support and try to help Dwight with the mall fiasco even before they knew what happened. After first storming in and demanding everyone “Boycott the Steamtown Mall” and then again when help him prepare to Pretty Woman the salesclerk (per Kelly’s suggestion).
Kelly “You shirt and tie are disgusto-barfo”
Oscar “Maybe not so monochromatic, not so matching”
Ryan, Kelly, Pam and then Ryan again “The glasses are a little….I liked them…I thought they were kinda cute…yeah I liked them too”
Darryl "Say Stuff like ‘good morning, good afternoon. People appreciate that’” Darryl
Andy “If someone offers you a cocktail, accept, but keeps your wits about you” Andy
Angela “Please and Thank you go a long way”
2. Season Seven, Episode Twenty-Two: Goodbye Michael
When they all sing Rent, and calculated the actual minutes (9,986,000) that he had been at the company
3. Season Five, Episode Fourteen: Stress Relief Part 1
When, more than those you’d expect, began dancing to them singing ‘staying alive’ to know when to pump for CPR. First Andy joining in singing, then Kelly dancing, Phyllis and Creed bopping their heads, then Michael stops with the CPR and gets up to also dance as does Andy later dancing with the instructor and even Meredith and Dwight bopping their heads as well.
4. Season Eight, Episode Five: Garden Party
When they all come together to cheer Andy up after the Garden party; even to where they ignore him as he tries to leave and apologize with Darryl asking him he wants a “Cheeseburger or Hamburger” and Oscar calling him “Nard-dog” before tossing him a beer.
5. Season Seven, Episode Seven: Christening
When they all shit on the churchgoers at the Christening; they are their own type of family
Ryan “Teach for America girls are way hotter—but their nuts”
Phyliis “Who takes a kid to Mexico”
Stanley” I would run to Mexico if that’s where the sandwiches are”
Dwight “You wanna know my 11th Commandment, I will not be undersold”
Andy “What if the Moon was your car and Jupiter was your hairbrush”
Ending with half-assed claps and Ryan playing with his cup
6. Season Six, Episode Fifteen: Sabre
When they work together to repackage the Sabre box
7. Season Seven, Episode Nine: WUPHF.com
When they figured out the server password first thinking of things topical for when it was set, IT guys, and then that it made Michael laugh when he heard it, but Pam got offended.
8. Season Seven, Episode Six: Costume Contest
“Is there no limit to what Stanley won’t notice?”
Jim’s OJ wasn’t his hot coffee
Kevin dressed up as Phyllis
Andy naked except for his tie
The computer monitor being replaced by a cardboard box with a picture on it
Michael with fake teeth
The conference meeting having everyone but him sitting backwards and the meeting talking about the projections on Jupiter
Pam with a mustache
and Dwight with a pony
Except—he notices the clock is slow and it’s after 5pm
9. Season Nine, Episode Eight: The Target
When Pete, Kevin, Erin, Meredith, Creed, Nellie and Darryl all work together to build the complaint tower and support Pam getting a complaint
10. Season Nine, Episode Eighteen: Promos
When they realize the camera crew followed them more than they realized, and all looked at the camera simultaneously
David Wallace
David’s Best Moment: Season Five, Episode Five: Crime Aid
When he offers week at his timeshare as a prize in the fundraiser when the office was robbed.
David’s Worst Moment: Season Five, Episode Twenty: New Boss
When he stops taking Michael’s calls and has his secretary forward Michael’s future calls to New Manager Charles who is at the Scranton Branch.
David’s Best Line: Season Five, Episode Nineteen: Golden Ticket
When David finds out the Golden Ticket idea was Michael’s and not Dwight’s
“Pam, do me a favor, don’t send me those notes”.
David’s Most Memorable Moment: Season Five, Episode Twelve: The Duel
When he brings Michael into the office because the Scranton branch was doing well, and tried to pick Michael’s brain.
Best Camera Looks
1. Season Two Episode Nineteen: Michael’s Birthday
Ryan’s look to the camera’s after being in the kitchen while Angela and Dwight fight over who should take care of Michael’s Ice Cream Birthday cake and whether or not Dwight will get any ‘cookie’ later.
2. Season Three, Episode Twelve: Traveling Salesman
Angela’s glare from behind the pillar as Andy explains how he got rid of Dwight.
3. Season Two, Episode Seven: The Client
Jan looking between Michael and Louis sucking ribs at Chili’s
4. Season Five, Episode Eighteen: Blood Drive
When Jim and Pam look into the camera while Bob Vance feeds Phyliss after they catch them having sex in the bathroom during their Valentine’s lunch date
5. Season Five, Episode Nine: The Surplus
Jim’s involuntary shake in the conference room/interview after Pam tells him “I’m not threatening you. I love you. But you should know you’re on very dangerous ground” and gives him the smallest of pecks.
6. Season Five, Episode Nineteen: Golden Ticket
Darryl’s look at the camera crew after Michael asks him “What is a pallet?”
7. Season Four, Episode Thirteen: Job Fair
When Pam flashes the camera the sheet of paper Michael had her go back to the office to get for the Job Fair after
Not letting her bring more than one paper
Insisting they only can use Dunder Mifflin Paper
Having her go back because someone wrote their name on the paper which he wanted to have left blank but didn’t tell anyone
8. Season Two, Episode Seventeen: Dwight’s Speech
Pam’s sarcastic look to the camera after Angela ‘non-chalantly’ wishes Dwight luck on his speech from across the office
9. Season Two, Episode Seven: The Client
Dwight’s look to the camera when he realizes Jan stayed the night
10. Season Nine, Episode Nineteen: Stairmageddon
Clark’s look to the camera after Stanley stabs himself with the bull tranquilizer
Toby Flenderson
Toby’s Best Moment: Season Seven, Episode Eleven: Classy Christmas Part 1
When he rubs his neck, indicating to the office that the case he’s on is the Scranton Strangler.
Toby’s Worst Moment: Season Two, Episode Twenty-One: Conflict Resolution
The truth about the “Special Filing Cabinet” in New York. Dwight, and the Dwight v Jim feud may be annoying to deal with, but he wasn’t actually dealing with it and it was terrible as the HR rep and disrespectful to Dwight to not report the issues Dwight was having. Even though it wasn’t legal harassment, Toby still could and should have gotten in trouble for not taking the issue seriously.
Toby’s Best Line: Season Two, Episode Twenty-Two: Casino Night
“Actually I didn’t think it was appropriate to invite children since it’s, uh, you know, there’s gambling and alcohol and it’s in our dangerous warehouse, and, it’s a school night, and you know, hooters is catering, …..is that, is that enough, should I keep going?”
Toby’s Most Memorable Moment: Season Four, Episode Fourteen: Goodbye Toby
Pam gifts Toby a picture of everyone in the office as his going away gift, but because she took the picture. As we know Toby is interested in Pam and while she agrees to take a picture with him neither of them have a camera so he screams “Does anyone have a camera”…..and then later in the episode gets a camera to get pictures taken with Pam
Best Advice
1. Season Nine, Episode Thirteen: Junior Salesman (Jim)
“No, it does matter who ends up sitting next to Pam when I’m gone. The people around you are basically who you end up spending your life with. I mean, because of where my desk was I spent all those years looking at Pam, and I fell in love. So, that stuff matters, definitely does.
Choose wisely
2. Season Seven, Episode Thirteen: Ultimatum (Pam)
“One of the hardest parts about making resolutions is keeping them—but that’s okay. Because it’s not about being perfect, it’s about trying.”
3. Season Three, Episode Twenty-One: Women’s Appreciation (Phyllis)
“I bet you know, don’t think just answer”
4. Season Three, Episode Fourteen: Ben Franklin (Elizabeth, the stripper)
“Secrets, secrets are no fun. Secrets, secrets hurt someone”
5. Season Five, Episode Twenty-Two: Dream Team (Pam)
“We need to come up with one realistic thing that we could do today”
6. Season Nine, Episode Twenty-One: Livin’ the Dream (Angela)
“You don’t have to leave because you said you would. Don’t let pride ruin your whole life. Okay? It’s not worth it.”
7. Season Six, Episode Ten: Murder (Jim)
“I think today was a good day to have two managers, cause, if you’re a family stuck on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean--one parent might want to just keep rowing. But, if the other parent wants to play a game, it’s not because they’re crazy, it’s because they’re doing it for the kids. And I get that now.”
8. Season Six, Episode five: Niagara Part 2 (Pam)
“This is supposed to be our wedding day, why did we invite all these people?”
9. Season Seven, Episode Two: Counseling (Pam)
“The first lesson of watching World Poker Tour at 2:00AM. You play the opponent, not the cards”.
10. Season Nine, Episode Twenty-Three: Finale (Pam)
“But, when the documentary started airing, people on the street told me that I had this fairytale romance. But There were a lot of times last year when it did not feel like a fairytale”
Cringiest Moments
1. Season Four, Episode Eleven: Night Out
When after making a joke that Pam nudges Toby about and everyone laughs at, Toby puts his hand on Pam’s leg…for a few seconds..and the room goes quiet, everyone sees and Jim and Pam just stare at the floor while Toby tells everyone he’s moving to Costa Rica and then hops the parking lot fence to leave
2. Season Five, Episode One: Weight Loss Part One
When Holly stops and yells at Angela for screaming at Kevin and calling him a dummy and then it comes out that Holly “thinks” Kevin is mentally challenged.
3. Season Nine, Episode Ten: Lice
When Pam’s mom calls and you know it’s going to come out they all got Lice from Pam and not Meredith
4. Season Five, Episode Twenty-Eight: Company Picnic
For starters, the sketch show just wasn’t good; but watching them go through the different branches that would soon be closed and then going with B…..for Buffalo.
5. Season Eight, Episode Twenty: Welcome Party
When Andy breaks up with Jessica during a bachelorette party, that he crashed.
6. Season One, Episode Five: Basketball
When Michael first “stops the game early” between the Warehouse and the Office and gives the win to them, but then changes it under pressure from the warehouse. All because he got tapped on the nose.
7. Season Two, Episode Four: The Fire
When a few of the women are playing desert island and with “who would you do” mention Jim, Oscar and Toby. But then the cameras show Kevin is just feet away, hears them, and he even clears his throat.
8. Season Four, Episode One: Fun Run
When Michael holds off on letting anyone know how he’s was able to “get to the scene” so fast when Meredith was hit by the car, and explains that he was “in the car” not specifically “the driver”.
9. Season 2, Episode 2: Sexual Harassment
When Michael tries, and mostly succeeds, in making Phyllis feel better after Packer rips into her. But then goes to far
“You know what I’m afraid of—of getting a boner”
10. Season Two, Episode Nineteen: Michael’s Birthday
When Pam make announcements on the loud speaker at the Rite Aid; especially since they’re so bad
Luke this is your Father, come set the dinner table
Jim Halpert, Price check on fabric softener
Best Couple Moments
1. Season Five, Episode Two: Weightloss
When Jim proposes to Pam, it’s a lot of peoples favorites but what is truly perfect about it is how he acknowledges to Pam that they planned on waiting on getting engaged, but “I just—I couldn’t wait”
2. Season Nine, Episode Twenty: Paper Airplane
First, Angela after hearing from Ester how they pity her tells Dwight “don’t you dare tank this”; and then he doesn’t after seeing how she is looking at him. It shows the respect they have for each other.
3. Season Seven, Episode Four: Sex Ed
When Michael calls Holly to tell her about his possible herpes diagnosis, they’re able to joke with each other so easily, are so comfortable with each other, understand each other; Dwight loves Michael but does not understand what is going on with them
4. Season Eight, Episode Sixteen: After Hours
After Val apologizes about how her boyfriend acted and brought up Val and Darryl seeing each other, Darryl lets Val know that he’s interested in her by saying so, but also as Kelly implied “ dot-dot-dot, dot-dot”
5. Season Four, Episode Four: Money
After hearing how much debt Michael is in and how he runs away from the office Jan catches up to him and tells him she’ll stand by him
“What I want to say is, You Were There for me. By my side, without even a thought. That’s just who you are. I mean, no matter how badly I treat you, or what I’m going through. You just, you are there for me, and that’s a guy worth staying beside. So where’s this train taking us?”
6. Season Nine, Episode Fifteen: Couple’s Contest
Erin comes out to tell Pete that she just couldn’t break up with Andy but he lets her off the hook “You don’t have to apologize, I just, I just want you to be happy, ok”
7. Season Two, Episode Eleven: The Injury
When Dwight has his concussion, he’s friendlier with Pam but is more outgoing with Angela by flirting with her and complimenting her. First telling her she’s “sweeter than Candy” and then smacking her butt in full view of the documentary crew
8. Season Nine, Episode Fifteen: Couple’s Discount
When after hearing about Brian and Alyssa breaking up, and how they are walking on egg shells with each other, Pam tells Jim she doesn’t want to just ignore their problems and she wants to fight.
“Do you really want to fight on Valentine’s Day?”
“Yeah I do”
9. Season Three, Episode Ten: A Benihana Christmas
Jim and Karen both getting each other Bridget Jones Diary for Christmas, because it was a terrible movie that they saw on one of their dates.
10. Season Five, Episode Six: Employee Transfer and Season Nine, Episode Five: Here Comes Treble
The fact that Andy dresses up as a kitten (not a cat) and Erin dresses up as a puppy (not a dog)
