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Pete's height is expandale to me. I think Ruth and Richie should be able to climb him like a tree. I also believe he should be a lot shorter than Steph. He can either be Nick Lang's or Joey Ritcher's height. Pete's height is whatever I want it to be. I can strech him like Putty then squish him
there's a specific subset of fans who headcanon pete to have curtwen grandparents and while i see the vision it's a little funny like yeah my grandpa invented the computer my other grandpa is a world-famous spy who tried to stop him from doing that and almost killed him they've been married ever since. my dad sells women's shoes
Someone talk to meeeeee I'm so bored :P
there are only two genders btw. people who are alive and people who are fucking dead
Drew the siblings for a thing I’m making. I’m actually rly fuckin proud of how they came out
The one reason this is a yes from me is because she was able to pull the trigger on pete. She’s able to do what has to be done.
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Tribute Name: Stephanie "Steph" Lauter
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Jason Jepson is literally everything the fandom wants Max to be (kind of dumb, gets redeemed and turns out to be actually really sweet, cares a lot about his friends, makes up with the nerds he bullied, hell he even likes Grace). But yet the fandom still favours Max more. I wonder why that is! Hmmm, I wonder what the difference between these two could be!
I’m sorry, I may just be a bit oblivious but I don’t actually get what you’re trying to imply here 😅 especially because in my mind these are two very different characters.
Mainly because from point one it’s obvious Jason doesn’t want to be doing the things he’s doing which contrasts with max who seems to revel in it and so has a much more stark difference between his terrible behavior and his redemption.
I think it should also be mentioned that (imo) Jason isn’t really a character who gets “redeemed”. (Hear me out!) From my understanding redemption is when you do something truly truly bad, make up for it, and learn to be a better person. Jason barely fulfills the truly bad thing by hanging with max and doing his bidding (but as I said above he doesn’t want to be doing any of it in the first place) but his “redemption” is a bit overshadowed by the fact that he tells Richie that if max ever came back he’d go right back to bullying. Now even though max’s redemption is also overshadowed by a return to his evil doings I think it’s really important to mention that Jason just randomly says he’d return to bullying if max ever came back. Whereas max has a more character reason to make his decent back into evil (mainly getting hurt, and pissing his pants. Which are both embarrassing things and we know he has a problem with his dad humiliating him)
In your tags you mentioned that you didn’t think screen time had to do with this, but I actually think it does. And the reason I think this is because of Kyle. Now idk about anyone else but I often don’t remember much about this character. (I had to look up his name just now.) and to me that’s because he hardly does anything in the show. So it would make sense to me if Jason, who is in the show less than max but more than Kyle, would get less attention from the fandom than max, but more than Kyle. And while I know that people love taking random background characters and making them the fandom favorite. I don’t actually think that Jason really fulfills what a typical fandom wants to see which is mainly toxic sad boys. (Which Jason is not imo. Other than the whole “we’re gonna return to bullying” he’s pretty healthy and happy)
I’m sure there are more in depth reasons but that’s the one that came up to me.
Sorry, not trying to be rude or anything. Just kinda hoping to start a conversation because I’m really curious about this topic! 😊
(edit: I looked back at your tags and saw that this is about race, which is totally fair. I’m not going to claim that isn’t what’s happening here since I haven’t really looked at the fandom from that point of view. Feel free to disregard this entire reblog 😝)
Jason Jepson is literally everything the fandom wants Max to be (kind of dumb, gets redeemed and turns out to be actually really sweet, cares a lot about his friends, makes up with the nerds he bullied, hell he even likes Grace). But yet the fandom still favours Max more. I wonder why that is! Hmmm, I wonder what the difference between these two could be!
Aww why can’t we share? How about this, I’ll buy every doll in the shop. On weekdays they’ll be mine, and on weekends you can look at one for five seconds through the front window of my house! Seems like an fair trade off!
Happy Black Friday everyone! Just a quick reminder that if you see a little green doll that resembles an under water creature from out of this world, to leave it on shelves! For me. Because that doll will be FUCKING MINE.
Solomon Lauter is so underrated. I know we all hate him because he’s horrible to Steph, and he does suck for that, but he’s also such a compelling character, especially for the limited screentime he’s had. I want to know more about his backstory, I want to know the specifics of his deal with the Lords in Black, I want to know WHY he’s so desperate to keep his position as mayor because it seems like it goes deeper than just wanting to stay in power and he doesn’t seem to have any aspirations beyond it—at least so far, he hasn’t expressed interest in, say, running for governor or the senate, which I feel like he would if it was just about power and ambition. I think he needs to keep watch over Hatchetfield specifically (stand sentinel at the gates of hell, as he phrases it in NPMD) and he can’t ever leave his post. Something is keeping him tied there.
The way he immediately, blatantly directs everyone to start pointing fingers at each other in Hatchet Town and it works. The way he doesn’t seem to care about individual people very much, but is still invested in saving the world from Max, to the point where he’s willing to dig up the black book and trust Stephanie with it. The way he’s still unwilling to touch the book himself. The way he KNOWS Max cannot be reasoned with, but is still desperate enough in his final moments that he tries to plead with him and offers to buy him beer of all things. And the way Corey delivers his monologue right after he makes Pete Steph and Grace dig up the book?? The way the Nightmare Time leitmotif comes in on “to survive this night, you’ll have to strike a bargain with the Lords in Black”?? Fucking immaculate. So good, so chilling, I think it might be one of my favorite serious/non-comedic moments in the entire Hatchetfield trilogy.
In conclusion: he’s such a fascinating character and I really hope we get to see more of him at some point in the future.
Every now and then I’m absolutely baffled by actors and what they can do.
Especially starkid actors.
Like, you’re telling me that:
This is a set of three people who are not related to each other???
This is voiced by a guy with a mic off stage???
This woman isn’t having the most horrifying day of her life?????
You’re telling me this is not a pipe??
Thank you but I don’t believe it
I will honestly never get over this
Looks like I’m gonna be “studying” hard tonight
Made a wheel you can spin to find out Where in Hatchetfield You're Going!
⚠️ Warning: some results may not be in Hatchetfield or this dimension. The creator of this wheel accepts no responsibility for anyone who ends up in unfortunate circumstances, or Clivesdale. Spin at your own risk.
(Also please ignore the fact I somehow forgot the name of Miss Retro's when making this. There's no way to go back and edit it now :( )
This but it’s Ruth, Richie, Steph, and Pete.
The question is, who would each one be
Lautski day 7: morning <3
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I had a lot of fun! Can’t wait to do it all again next time!
Lautski day 6: storm ⛈️ ☔️🌩️
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Lautski Day 5: change 👗
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Lautski Day 4: help 🤭
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Pls just ignore how inconsistent the characters are from page to page T-T we’re trying
Lautski Day 3: camp 🕺💃💅💅💅✨✨
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I call this one camp at camp. I’m imagining a full met gala show to the absolute horror of all of the camp counselors 😂
I had meant to draw Nick-Pete but went into some kind of trance and when I woke up I had draw Joey 😭😭 idk what happened 😆
Lautski Day 2: party 💃🕺👩❤️💋👨
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Lautski Day 1: warmth ⛺️🔥👩❤️💋👨
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Just Learned of Nick Lang Emma/Emmanuel:Bi Paul Confirmed
Nick Lang as Emma Rehearsal - YouTube
The shrine to the lords in black(Wiggly was the only one with a song I could play at school besides the summoning)(Heard the Kickstarter Has High School NPMD as a goal, get to it I want to keep the beans cool already.)
I made this for art class at school. It’s going to be In the Shepard Art and STEAM show along with My Piskell(Pixel Art) Animations. Shoutout to Ms.Castellano, an amazing teacher. Prepare the Vore Nibbly,Autistic Tinky and Gay Blinky Jokes,the Lords in Black Call Us.
Bronx Zoo
My brother says he wants to relive being 8 and we’re at the dinosaur exhibit but when he was 8 I had a Dinosaur hyperfixation! So now I’m saying dinosaur facts to the tune of Starkid songs.
This person Forgot anything Starkid other than TGWDLM,Forgot Joe Iconis and Joe Tracz(So be more chill fans can still answer). Continue adding more until all Queer or Commonly Queer Liked Music Has Been Assimilated. The Apotheosis Is Upon Us.
Oh you're a queer kid? what's your fav music artist? and don't say...
will wood
will wood and the tapeworms
Tally hall
Miracle musical
mitski
jackstuber
joe hawley
that handsome devil
chonny jash
tom leher
ghost and pals
maretu
6arelyhuman
odetari
penelope scott
rio romeo
cuarteto de nos
riki musso
santiago tavella
laufey
taylor swift
radiohead
marina
weezer
the beatles
tv girl
billie ellish
milk in the microwave
bo burnham
fish in a birdcage
toby fox
lemon demon
sarah and the safe word
asteria
artic monkeys
they might be giants
my chemical romance
green day
gorillaz
ado
melanie martinez
the strokes
evanecense
glass animals
soddiken
the scary jokes
whatever Your favorite martian was smoking
tyler, the creator
the crane wives
the living tombstone
cavetown
mindless self indulgance
the orion experience
hamilton (yeah ik its a musical)
heathers (yeah ik its a musical x2)
ride the cyclone (YEAH IK ITS A MUSICAL x3)
steam powered giraffe
kiuko (i dont remember how its spelled)
21 pilots
Sir Chloe
hazbin hotel soundtrack
paparrapa the rapper soundtrack
sonic soundtrack
or the omori soundtrack
edit: just to make clear that i don't know every queer band on existence
Fictional High School Shirts
I have gotten heathers Westerberg and be more chill Middleborough shirts so next I’m going to Get Mean Girls North Shore,Dear Evan Hansen Westview Shirts(Though the name was only in the Movie), and Hatchetfield High shirts for the Hatchetfield series. Which one should I try to collect first. I’m most likely picking hatchetfield since there’s official merch always Avalible.
April Fools Day Post
Since Starkid is Comedy Musicals For AprilFools Day I’m Showing the Teen Lords in Black Again because damn they look amazing and Properly Thematic. also dancing Clover Because Undertale Yellow is Fun.
listening to Starkid
last night I watched the trail to Oregon,then I’m watching the hatchetfield series,then finally Twisted! It’s amazing so far.(I’m on The Guy who didn't like musicals(I’m in the middle of it but my dad has something I have to do)) Also the Sniggles Throughout all of hatchetfield are cool.
Update: I’m on Black Friday and I love the restless sleep of the Dead in Drowsy Town. Also I watched Cinderella’s castle and it’s amazing.
update 2:I’m on Nerdy Prudes must die and Watched Workin Boys