Gabriel: Did you know you stole something from me when we met yesterday?
Cecily: Sorry, I’ll return your wallet.
Gabriel: You stole my hea- wait, you did what?
Jem: I just wish you would admit that you made a mistake
Will, stirring salt into his tea: No, I like it like this!
Will: You need a hobby
James: I do have a hobby!
Will: Well, being angsty and sad isn’t a hobby!
Matthew from distance: It isn’t?!
Matthew: WELCOME TO FUCKING APPLEBEE’S, DO YOU WANT APPLES OR BEES?
Alastair: … Bees?
Matthew: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!
Alastair: Wait...
James, approaches them as he shakes a jar of bees: 😊
Alastair: wAit-
Cecily: Hey, are you single?
Gabriel, blushing: Y- Yes, I am.
Cecily: [takes away the extra chair in front of him]
Cecily: Thanks
Christopher: I’m scared
Gabriel: Your mom said to go to bed.
Christopher: But there’s a monster under my bed!
Gabriel: Is it scarier than your mom?
Christopher:
Christopher: *goes back to bed*
Will: I found James. He was sleeping while training again.
James: I wasn’t sleeping, someone drugged me!
Will, turning around to Tessa: Cancel that, he was doing drugs.
Will: I’m amazing at picking locks. It’s my specialty
Will: *smashes window with a baseball bat and opens door from the inside*
Will: See? It’s easy
Tessa: You are an ADULT, Will. It’s your job to keep our children from making stupid decisions like this!
Will: That is true…
Will: … but I was also really curious to see how many donuts James and Lucie can eat in one minute.
James: A-C-D-F-B-G-
Lucie: What are you saying?
James: I’m singing the alphabet
Lucie: That’s not the alphabet-
Matthew from upstairs: YASSS GIRL REMIX
The Merry Thieves: [searching the beach]
James: Sorry guys, looks like there’s no sand dollars left
Christopher: Can’t the ocean just make more of them?
Matthew: And cause inflation? Destroy the sand economy? By the angel, Christopher, use your head.
Will: [Pulls out a knife]
Jem: Oh no.
Will: [Opens a box with it]
Jem: Oh, okay.
Will: [Pulls another knife out of the box]
Jem: Oh no!
Will: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing or highjacking?
Gabriel: No, it’s called weedwhacking.
Jem: No, it’s called disappointing your mother.
Matthew: *looks over at James* Poke
James: *without looking up from his book* Poke
Matthew: Poke *pokes James on his cheek*
James: Poke *pokes Matthew on the arm*
Matthew: Poke!
James: Poke!
Matthew: POKE
James: POKE
*a poke war ensues that somehow ends up on the floor with Christopher on top thinking it was a hug party*
Thomas:
Thomas: WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING RIGHT NOW???
Will: If anyone gives you any trouble, just tell them the fish don’t come knocking twice.
Jem: What does that even mean?
Will: They’ll know.
Jem: I highly doubt that.
James: I can't believe you told on me, Lucie!
Will: And I'm currently glad she did, young man!
Will to Tessa: That sounds scary. I am nailing this!
Will: Family, I want you to meet my falcon. I'm a falconer now.
James: And yet for Christmas I got a wrapped scrambled egg.
*at the mall*
Lucie: Dad, look! Santa's here! I want to sit on his lap!
Will: Jeez, Lucie, come on. You're too old for that.
Lucie: I'm gonna ask him for a family trampoline.
Will: Holy crap, GET YOUR ASS UP THERE!