I'm Trash - Blog Posts
You ever read smut that was so well written it had you feelin like you the one that got fucked
Holy fudging cow poop, what the H E double hockey stick, this frazzlin' killed me. You have no idea the kind of will power it is taking me not to matamorphasize into a sailor and use every word my mother would've beat my buttocks raw if she heard when I was little.
This sounds like the fanfiction 13-year-old me read when she was a horny teenager for the very first time. But seriously, I know this is really messed up, but... am I the only one who wants to know how this ended? No? Okay, I'm trash, I get it.
I’ll never not be amused by the fact that I can drop the words “crucifix nail nipples” into a conversation and some of you who have been with me since the livejournal days will join me in the flashbacks, screaming and crying all the way.
i spend my time telling my 'friends' that i have a lot of free time and i'd love to spend time with them and hang out and all
and then i spend my time seeing new posts on my feed where they're all together having parties or even just hanging out at one of their houses and they're all happy, saying how cool it is to be all together
and no one told me about it, no one thought about inviting me, no one remembers my very existence, and they won't mind talking about it while i'm here, it's just completely normal for them to cut me off their lives whenever they want to and pretend they don't mean it
Me on my way to write the most questionable, rapey fanfic of a show, which is deader than my favourite characters.
before the fall: battle prompts.
“ we can’t save them all! ”
“ come on, quickly! get up! we need to move! ”
“ …we need a diversion. someone needs to go back there, buy the rest of you guys more time… ”
“ no! we’re not leaving you behind! ”
“ i’m out of ammo. ”
“ you’re bleeding… ”
“ i actually can’t believe we did all of that with no casualties! isn’t that amazing? isn’t… [NAME]? ”
“ i can distract them. you get yourself and the others to safety. ”
“ no arguments! we don’t have time! now go! ”“ they still have the prisoners… we can’t abandon them. ”
“ no. not we. i can’t abandon them. you need to escort the others to safety. ”
“ you stubborn jackass, i’m not about to leave you alone out here! ”
“ you forget. we’re a team now. meaning, i watch your back, you watch mine. ”
“ didn’t think i’d leave you behind, now, did you? ”
“ i… i can’t move. i’m stuck. you have to go, you know this. ”
“ shut up! this is my choice, damn you! leave me here, i have my gun, i can buy enough time for you. ”
“ don’t. as always, my darling, time is against us. go. it’s alright. i love you. and i forgive you. ”
“ they’re not going to stop. we need to make our final stand. ”
“ well… if this is my last chance to say it… i love you. ”
“ no! no, get off of me, i’m not leaving them behind! ”
“ i won’t leave you here. i promise. i’m staying with you. ”
“ you know what needs to be done. okay? i know. i know. it’s alright. i’ll be right here with you. but you need to do it now. ”
“ no! i can still save them! ”
“ i’ve lost enough friends today. i’m not losing you, too! ”
“ it’s… it’s just a scratch? ”
“ come on… in what world would i not take a bullet for you? ”
“ you idiot… you… goddamnit, where’s the medic?! ”
“ i… i know this isn’t the right time nor place, but… that was really hot. ”
“ you cannot seriously be flirting with me right now. ”
action prompts.
( as always, “my muse” is the poster of the meme, “your muse” is the muse of the person sending it in, and if you’d like to reverse the roles, add a + to the end! so [ DROP ] + would be my muse collapsing, etc. )
[ DROP ]: your muse collapses with an injury after trying to hide it from my muse.
[ INTERCEPT ]: your muse takes a shot that was meant for my muse.
[ TRAP ]: your muse is captured by the enemy while my muse is in hiding.
[ KISS ]: believing that this is their last time together, your muse pulls my muse in for a passionate kiss before rushing into battle.
[ PULL ]: your muse pulls my muse out of the sight and range of on-coming enemies.
[ SHIELD ]: your muse covers my muse with their body to protect them from an attack.
[ RESCUE ]: your muse arrives at the last minute to pull my muse from the battlefield and into safety.
[ LOVE ]: their final moments believed to be nigh, your muse tells my muse that they love them.
[ TENDER ]: your muse gently begins to bandage my muses injuries on the battlefield.
[ EMBRACE ]: after believing my muse to be dead, your muse sees them alive and well, and races to give them a tight hug.
[ UNLEASH ]: your muse unleashes their power/weapons on the battlefield, resulting in a considerable advantage to their side.
[ WITNESS ]: your muse witnesses my muse unleash their power on the battlefield, resulting in a considerable advantage to their side.
[ FLIRT ]: your muse flirts with my muse while in the middle of a battle.
[ REUNION ]: our muses reunite after the battle, embracing one another and tenderly caring for their wounds.
imagine if kokichis plan to confused monokuma worked and every one even monokuma was convinced the culprit was kikich many there can be a scene similer to makoto and kirigis truel were we get the option of leading the vote for kaito or kokichi and the true ending of course whould be kokichi and at the end of coating were monokuma making this massive dramatic speech about kokichis plan falling and never being able to out mastermind the mastermind and he thinks hes one until we here a large dramatic laph kokichis laugh fade into the small chuckle of kaito were we get the reveal of the true culprit. Kaito makes his dramatic exit of the exaxoul. Revealing along with the shocking reveal kaito now sports a dice scarf caus I think that be neat and the whole plane and every thing is revealed every one whould be whould be shoaled we could get a simeler to cann difference however monokuma is completely silent until ate remaining survives lead on by kaito egg him on to talk wear a levied monokuma basecly goes Farrell and called kaito a cheater demanding he needs to be executed as punishments sending kaito off to this death in a fit of childish rage Gower like an cannon kaito dies before being executed. But now being caught braking his own rules monokuma his leafy in a bind which later own will lead to the truel to find out the true master mind
(Note after said execution shuichi gains kaitos dice scarf because im trash)