Gabriel: [faints]
Will: He’s not responding to painful stimuli.
Tessa: Stabbing someone in the foot over and over doesn’t make you a doctor.
Will: You don’t understand, it’s my destiny to sacrifice myself, I deserve to die here if it means even the slimmest chance of stopping Mortmain from hurting anyone else.
Jem: If you live I’ll let you kiss me on the mouth.
Will: … on the mouth?
Jem, staring at his phone: Kit, I have a question.
Kit: What’s up?
Jem: What does “thicc” mean? It has to c’s.
Kit: Uh, well, I- it kind of means, uh, like… I guess it kind of means you have a nice butt.
Jem: …
Kit: …
Jem, squinting intently at his phone, whispers: What the fuck, Lily
Will: A ghost slapped my ass.
Jem: What? Did I hear that right?
Will: You heard me right. A. Ghost. Slapped. My. Ass.
After finally reading ‘Ghosts of the Shadow Market’ and wanting to cry ‘cause bro Zach (lmao still don’t know why i refer to him like that) deserved better and still does. I mean James Carstairs everybody.
Anyway, after reading it and not knowing if i should be crying, laughing or both when Jem says,
“Entreat me not to leave thee, idiot”
Like seriously, that’s the relationship explained in 7 words! Will being and insecure Herondale, thinking that even Jem was going to leave him, his Parabatai was going to leave him. Just to have James show him/ tell him that he cares about him, that he was still there. That he wasn’t going to leave Will, unless forced to.
When Izzy says “I think Zachariah just stole our cat.”
Just like bitch please he did not steal him, he was just reclaiming his beloved (by him mainly) cat. And i’m certain that Church would have knocked everyone that tried to pat him just to get to Jem. Jemmy-boy would have gotten so excited. The guy thought the devil cat was the most angelic thing (probably like him more then Will) till he met Tessa.
Change.My.Mind.
I dare you.
Matthew*flinging himself into a chair*: I wanna punch something.
James: Why? What happened?
Matthew: Why can't I just be angry at the world?
James: ...
Matthew: I just saw that rat Alistair.
Dear Celia,
Cruel prince James tried to catch a duck in the park. The duck was a faerie in disguise. Now Cruel prince James is eternally in love with the duck faerie. Papa is horrified and mama is trying to stop James from kissing every duck he sees.
I think it's funny.
I don't know about y'all but girls who does necromancy>>>>>>>>
I don't know about y'all but girls with shiny swords>>>>>>>>
I don't know about y'all but guys who follow the guy they secretly love>>>>>>>>
I don't know about y'all but guys who reads books>>>>>>>>
Petition to make Dancing with your ghost by Sasha Sloan Jesse×Lucie ship song 👉👈
James: I have no one who cares for me.
Matthew: I--
James: I don't know if someone even loves me.
Cordelia: But--
James: I am just gonna drink my sadness away now.
Magnus*groaning*: Not again.
I don't know about y'all but guys with pistols>>>>>>>>
Kudos to Will and Tessa for naming their child after a fictional character.
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🕯️ Manifesting 🕯️
🕯️ Happily Ever After for 🕯️
🕯️ Matthew 🕯️
🕯️ Fairchild 🕯️
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Who's the hottest tsc character and why is it James Herondale.
James: I can't believe I commited arson.
Lucie: Me neither. Like you could have waited for me at least.
*Will and Tessa finding Jesse and Lucie making out on the balcony*
Tessa*shocked*: Is that our Lucie?
Will: It is our Lucie!
Tessa: With a young man. On the balcony.
Will*proudly*: Well. At least one of our children is carrying out our legacy.
Tessa: Will!!
Will: Gabriel.
Gabriel: What?
Will: You know what you remind me of?
Gabriel: Do i even want-
Will: Sun.
Cecily: Will...
Will: Because I can't look at you without getting a headache.
Cecily:*throws a shoe at Will*
Jesse: Lucie what are you doing?
Lucie: I have a fabulous idea for the beautiful Cordelia.
Jesse: It's 3am.
Lucie*stops writing*: So?
Alistair: I am very cruel.
Thomas: Umhmm.
Alistair: I hate the whole world.
Thomas: Uh huh.
Alistair: I will never love anyone ever!
Thomas: Honey you are currently lying in my lap.
Alistair*in a small voice*: I like it here okay!
Jesse: Luce?
Lucie*staring at Jesse*:...
Jesse: Lucie?
Lucie: Yeah?
Jesse: Why are you looking at me like that?
Lucie: I-- Oh it's- it's for my story. A writer must pay attention to everything closely.
Lucie*leaning forward*: Very closely.
Will: so are you two having an understanding now?
Gabriel and Cecily : Yes
Will: Why?
Gabriel: Your sister is very smart and great, and she is...
Will:Yes I see that I am just trying to understand what is wrong with Cecily’s head
This is an incorrect quote, I might be some of your previous anons with quotes, hope you hace a nice day!
There you are. I have been looking for you(acotar reference if u have read the book haha)
Hello anon! This one's hilarious too 😂😂😂 and i think u are the Gabrily one.
Idk why u ppl dropping these(I'm not sure what happens on tumblr lol so idk if this is normal) but thank u so much for making me smile😊😊
(potential suspects: //cuz I won't stop searching for this amazing person lol//)
@a-nsomebody (i doubt u'll do this but okay) @paramiii-w @apairofsquareglasses @victoriagraeca
Will: So you are saying it was the ducks.
young Lucie: Definitely.
Tessa: Brandishing swords you say?
Lucie: uh huh. Big ones.
Will: I knew those bloodthirsty little beasts would do that.
Tessa: So you didn't exactly break the vase.
James*panicking*: No mama Lucie didn't trip while telling me her story about cruel pince james and broke it!
Lucie*stomping on James feet*: James was the one who called the ducks!! He screamed 'Ducks embrace me as your king!'
Will*laughing and picking Lucie up*: Very Bad cruel prince James I shall toss you out of the house.
You can't change my mind.
After cp2
Cecily; Babe you got a crush on me? That’s embarrasing
Gabriel: We are married
Cecily: Still
😂😂😂😂😂 tbh Cecily and Gabriel's relationship is best. Like she's a herondale and Gabriel is still Gabriel so imagine😂
I'm assuming it's @autumnangel20 so thank youuu 🥰🥰🥰
Seriously I can't get enough of these characters ever!!!
Update: ok who is this this time??
Update: 2 of the ppl r out now who's it again😂😂
@sarcasticmii @tscsocfantasywoofwoofwoof @claritycarstairs @dustandshadowsworld
Will: Dating tip: hold the door for your date. Rip the door off it’s hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Attempt to establish dominance.
Gabriel, incredulously: How did you...even get into a relationship?
Will: I broke my hand on mine and Jem’s first date. At this point I firmly believe he’s just afraid to leave me unsupervised.
Will!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭
Seriously ppl if I ain't gonna get a will i don't want no one. 😏
Thanks for this i love it. Extra love bcoz it's will😁😁