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My little brother would honestly make such a good media star.
Podcast host? Yas queen, he got the voice, he got the humor.
TV show star? Obviously. He’s got the looks and the friend group. His hair, his style, his monologues, his creativity.
YouTuber? Believe me, everyone would be simps. They’d be making TikToks rating his laugh and his singing and make “out of context” clip channels.
I mean look at this! Just LOOK AT IT!
It’s beautiful
I love this website so much just for the discriptions
I love this website so much just for the discriptions
Rating how comfortable all the beds in botw look
PART THREE
Side note - wow, 2 posts in one day?? anyways, I've been thinking about writing a fic that's been on my mind lately and posting it here
Rito Village Bed 2
8/10 - would recommend
◍Comfy
◍Cute
◍would still smell like bird seed (bird food 👁️👁️) tho
◍Reliable bedframe
Cabin beds
3/10 - would recommend if desperate
◍Safety issue because random ass people could just walk in at any time
◍would be warm and cozy, though
◍Cute bedsheets but NOT fresh
◍Smells like sweat and mud
◍Bed bug and lice breeding ground
Korok Bed
100000/10 - WOULD ALWAYS RECOMMEND
◍PERFECT BED
◍10/10
◍FREE
◍THANK YOU PEPP
Gerudo Town Bed
9/10 - would highly recommend
◍Firm but comfortable mattress
◍bedsheets always fresh
◍A gerudo would realistically be able to fit on here
◍only one point deduction because of no duvet
Riju's Bed
0/10 - would not wish on my worst enemy
◍It's not that the bed itself is uncomfortable, it's actually the best bed in gerudo town
◍but omg if Buliara catches you
◍start praying
◍seriously
◍she would kill you in your sleep, no hesitation
◍very small though, so definitely did not belong to Urbosa or Ganondorf
◍rijus bed would be like a goddamn footrest to Ganondorf
Isn't he like 10'5 in totk? Nobody tell me, I don't want spoilers pls 😭😭
Princess Zelda's Bed
0/10 - would not recommend in the slightest
◍It's broken.
◍Why would you want to sleep on a broken bed??
◍Unless you want a silver moblin bestie, don't.
◍Just dont.
Rating how comfortable all the beds in botw look
PART TWO
Horse Stable Beds
1/10 - would NOT recommend
◍Mattress is uncomfortable because it's literally just hay
◍Smells like hay and horse
◍bed bug breeding ground
◍head lice breeding ground
Zora's Domain Bed
4/10 - would recommend if desperate
◍looks like a building inspector's worst nightmare
◍Sleepwalkers are going to become sleep swimmers
◍Cold
◍NO COVERS/DUVET?? Prison. Only lurelin gets let off about it because it's not surrounded by cold ass water
Lurelin Village Bed
6/10 - would recommend
◍looks comfy enough
◍my only issue is where are the blankets? The duvets, even?? I know lurelin village houses have no doors but like I like to curl into a ball, cause severe future back problems for myself and get warm, ok?
I desperately need someone to take my spine apart and put it back in place like rebuilding a failed Lego 1x1 skyscraper/sword please this is a cry for help
Kakariko Village Bed
10/10 - would ALWAYS recommend
◍Comfy
◍Reliable and sturdy bedframe
◍Silk bedsheets that are always fresh
◍Literally THE perfect bed
I, personally, would KILL for this bed. I would strike down calamity ganon himself.
Paya's Bed
9/10 - would recommend for speed runners
◍Impa would get off her cushion and beat your ass if she ever caught you sleeping in her granddaughters bed
That's it
Rito Village Bed 1
5/10 - would recommend
◍Would have to do some parkour to get on
◍Try not to roll over, otherwise you'll be sleeping on the floor with a bruised arm or something
◍would smell like bird seed (bird food 👁️👁️)
◍Cute bedsheet designs
TULIN JUMPSCARE
Rating how comfortable all the beds in botw look
PART ONE
Quick side note - tysm for all the likes, I appreciate it very much. To put how I feel right now into words, I would say that I feel like a silly little court jester who has done a silly little dance and now people like me
Shrine Of Resurrection
2/10 - would NOT recommend
◍All that fog in the beginning of the game is just condensation
◍looks like it's made for one specific height
◍ain't nobody over 5'3 fitting in there
◍no way that water isn't FREEZING cold after 100 years
◍how am I supposed to be the Hero Of Hyrule™ if I'm sleeping in cold water??
Uh oh hero of Hyrule caught a cold better tell ganon to take a week off terrorising everyone ig
◍at least the coldness would wake me up
Old Man's House
1/10 - would NEVER recommend
◍Lumpy "mattress"
◍the blanket looks so thin that an A4 piece of paper would be more warm
◍At least rhoam tried
But tbh the tried and fell like a cartoon character slipping on a comically placed banana peel
Hateno Village Bed
8/10 - would recommend
◍Looks like it would keep me warm on a cold rainy day
◍Sturdy and reliable bedframe
◍Cute and fresh bedsheets
Link's House Bed
5/10 - would recommend but at your own risk
◍cozy looking
◍Does not smell the best
You gotta think about how many times link has gone to bed without taking a bath (if he even does) and if he takes his dirty and/or sweaty armour off when he goes to bed (which I don't think he does tbh)
◍Cute bedsheets
◍Again, sturdy and reliable bedframe
◍Link might kill you if he catches you tho
Purah's Bed
7/10 -would recommend if you're small
◍Extra bouncy and fluffy bedsheets
◍tbh I really like the frilly edges
◍comfy as hell
◍Will have Purah asking you to leave tho
Goron City Bed
2/10 - wouldn't recommend
◍this looks like it's the root cause of back problems
◍yk that goron that has u get his ibuprofen bc of his back?? This is why
◍Can't smell bad cause the only thing u would be able to smell is ur burning nose hair
Tarrey Town Bed
7/10 - would recommend
◍Comfortable? Yes. Cozy? Not so much
I know that they're the same word but in my mind, there's a clear distinction between comfortable and cozy