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Bruce picked up a bit of a British dialect from being raised by Alfred. It's not usually noticeable, but sometimes he slips up and uses Britishisms and phrases that Alfred used to.

Dark Kents

I need more of Martha and Jonathan being willing fight with nails and teeth for their son. They adore him, he is their miracle child that fell from the sky, their little star.

Being willing to do anything to protect their child, to guard his identity and heart.

I want them getting angry at seeing Clark cry over being perceived as a monster.

They own a farm, that's a great opportunity for getting creative with their protectiveness.

I want this as a fic (preferably with a dash of superbat, because they are my north star)

Meanwhile Clark is oblivious to it all, because his parents are the sweetest people ever.

Ghostmaker in Superbat fics

I need more Ghostmaker in Superbat fics. More of him coming in and being an annoying ex.

The tension between Bruce and him is so real, add Clark into the mix and there´s a lot of potential there.

Where´s my angsty 100k fic about them???

Just think of the possibilites!! I need this as a fic.

Batman’s Rogues seeing Superbat

I am currently writing a fic in which we get to see Superbat developing into a relationship through the eyes of Batman’s Rogues gallery.

In kind of a 5+1 things format.

With each of them having their own opinions and thoughts on the heroe couple. Along with it being an exploration of that respective rogue’s character and relationship with Batman.

So I wanted to ask for suggestions for scenarios on the fic and which rogues I should use.

Clark Kent vs Gotham’s Rogues

Superbat Idea

Batman’s enemies find out the Bat has a thing with Metropolis’ reporter Clark Kent. So decide to try to kill him (without success)

He is either always saved by Batman, the shots never land, he survives accidents without problem, the guns used to try to kill him always break or people suffer head injuries before landing their shots.

After so many failed attempts people begin to think Clark is a meta, but with some sort of Luck manipulation ability.

Clark and Bruce catch wind of this and go: task failed successfully I guess.

Ya’ll ever hear of a thing called Bisexual lighting?

dc actually had clark wear this outfit +the blue/purple/pink background and yet jon is the confirmed bisexual.......

What about a stalker Clark au? Like, I've already read a lot of stalker Bruce and now I want something a bit different (? I think it would be interesting (maybe I'll write more about this later).

Kay well I started it impulsively and I need feedback

Unnamed WIP

The league sat at the round table, the current active members watching as Batman went through what seemed like yet another presentation. One had to wonder where the hell he was getting them from, they were awfully detailed and usually meant to aid in his lecturing. Hal, having checked himself out of the meeting twenty minutes ago, constructed a small yo-yo that he rolled about in the air next to him. Barry and Clark both found themselves watching the yo-yo. Although Clark at the very least, pretended to pay attention to the man at the head of the table.

Batman, watching the three as they did just about everything but paying attention to him, rolled his eyes. Only to remember that they couldn’t see him do as such under the cowl. Fighting the urge to run a hand through his undoubtedly greasy hair he cleared his throat. Opting to capture their attention instead. Folding his arms and shifting his stars he narrowed his eyes at the three men. They could play with Hal’s damn ring after the meeting. It wasn’t like it’s go anywhere. Unlike Bruce who was ready to book it to the zeta tubes as soon as this meeting was to end.

“I didn’t realize that mission debriefs were that unimportant gentleman.”

Barry was the first to react, stiffening as he snapped his neck over in Bruce’s direction. Leaving the bat to wonder briefly if it pained the speedster to move that quickly unprovoked. Clark was second, he couldn’t help the sheepish grin he gave the bat when he got caught. He knew the importance of their mission debriefings, but that didn’t make Bruce’s portions any less mind numbing. Hal, being the usual nuisance that he was, found that messing with Bruce was just a little more fun than actually listening.

“Sorry spooky. It’s just that you're not very good at keeping it short and sweet.”

Bruce fights the desire to roll his eyes, he could keep things short and sweet. But he chose not to, he preferred to make sure all the important details were in place as they should be. God forbid he left something out and one of these idiots decided that specific part was the most important thing ever to the current debrief case file.

So what’re we thinking so far? Ass or nah

Stop cause that’s so real, this is really gonna be a whole ass process 😭 identity shenanigans are always the best, I’m sure I can have some fun with that idea ^^

I do believe I would like to write Superbat fan fiction where the hell do I start chat 💔

I do believe I would like to write Superbat fan fiction where the hell do I start chat 💔

My love for Superbat is so strong I can’t put it into words, I mean just look at them 🥺❤️

been reading world's finest comics and fell in love with superbat co-parenting robin dynamic. that's litcherally their son

The Batman everyone 😭

Watching footage of your husband i mean soulmate i mean best friend i mean co-worker being evaporated repeatedly while rubbing a torn piece of his cape is ALOT, Bruce.

Justice League 2001, Season 2 Episode 19, 'Hereafter Part 1'

I just love this.

I ??? woke up at 3am with this scene fully written in my mind palace and quickly jotted it down in the Notes app

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Clark’s shaking his head before he realizes he’s doing it, and feels a twinge of embarrassment at his own bad manners when Bruce stops mid-word to look at him, brows raised.

“No?” he says.

“No,” Clark says, again without thinking, and again with the reflexive urge to apologize. Somewhere his mother is tutting without knowing why. But he doesn’t apologize, because he’s already saying, “No, it can’t—it can’t be that.”

“Okay,” Bruce says slowly. “Can you elaborate?”

He is, honestly, having trouble taking his eyes off the screen. The mockup design of his new suit is there, dark and sleek, ridged like tactical gear. The blue is like the last shade of evening before you can’t call it evening anymore, the color of nine PM in Kansas in July, so exact there’s a strong chance Bruce color-picked it from a photo. The yellow accents are the cool fluorescent yellow-green of lightning bugs. The red is dark as arterial blood. Every aspect of the suit has been updated—the colors deeper, the angles sharper, the S extending to the corners of its frame—but Bruce has done it without changing the fundamentals. It’s immediately recognizable as the Superman suit, just… well, a little cooler, maybe. A little more of the times. Even the tailoring is modernized. The neckline. The shape of the boots. Where the belt hits at the waist. Clark can tell just by looking that Bruce has not only spent a lot of time on this in general, he’s spent a lot of time designing it specifically with Clark in mind, Clark’s needs and preferences and the small discomforts of his current suit, things he might have mentioned offhand after a mission but never with the assumption that Bruce was listening or filing it away. No doubt the next slides of this presentation will detail all the hidden features of the new suit, and they’ll all be incredibly thoughtful if not slightly overkill, and Bruce will pretend his sole motive here was practicality and risk reduction and respond to any thanks with a curt nod.

And Clark wants to thank him. He will. It’s just.

“It can’t be… cool,” he says, inane. Bruce is watching him with that steady look that used to feel clinical, piercing, and now mostly reads as attentive. “It can’t be—like yours. Tactical, military-grade.”

“Lightyears beyond, actually.”

“It has to—Ma said once, a kid should be able to draw it with crayons. You know? I can’t look like a weapon. I have to—I want to look like a friend.”

He can feel himself flushing. It’s rare that he speaks like this, and rarer still that he does so while being stared at intently. Bruce may think of himself as the darkness, but his gaze is a spotlight: unwavering and revealing and more a little sweat-inducing, for one reason or another.

“Sometimes, when I show up, people laugh,” Clark says. “If it’s somewhere out of the way, where they haven’t seen me before. I show up and I look like a festival performer. It’ll be the worst day of their lives, and they’ve got no reason to trust my face, but when they see what I’m wearing—it goes from ‘Who are you?’ to ‘Who is this guy?’ And that’s a good thing.”

“Hard to be afraid of a man dressed in primary colors,” Bruce says, almost to himself.

“Exactly.”

“I see. Thank you,” he says, “for explaining.”

Clark tries not to show how surprised he is to hear that. Judging by the crook of Bruce’s mouth, his success is negligible. “Of course. Sorry I didn’t—I mean, thank you, obviously, for going to such trouble. I didn’t mean to come in here and—I really do appreciate it, I can tell you put a lot of work in—”

Bruce’s eyes cut away. “No. No need. I didn’t ask, before I…. It was only a first draft. If you’re amenable, I’ll incorporate your feedback into the second one.”

“Oh! Yeah. Yes, of course, but you really don’t have to—”

“If you have any further notes, I would like to hear them.”

There’s something determined in the lines of his face. Clark has the sense that this moment is important, that it’s a turning point, even if he’s not sure why. It feels like striking out into a sea of ice, a blank white expanse under which something precious and vital is hidden, has been hidden all along, just waiting for him to find it. To want to.

“Sure,” he says. He looks back at the suit and swallows, and knows Bruce will see the flicker of his throat and take some meaning from it, and wishes he knew what the meaning was. Or maybe Bruce won’t notice or read into it at all. Maybe Clark needs to calm down, in fact. “Um. I don’t want to assume, but does it… do things?”

“It does things,” Bruce confirms, after the barest pause. “Let me show you the next slide.”

Soft Lead

Clark Kent, a cartoonist for the Daily Planet, visits his number one fan, Bruce Wayne, at his home for breakfast.

Edit - Per some requests, this is now available on Gumroad as a PDF! It includes some of the doodles. It is FREE / Pay-What-You-Want.

https://gumroad.com/aluhnim

Bruce and Clark have a special rooftop, one that is high enough, with enough things to hide them from whatever can catch them, where they can pull the heroes personas off and just idly talk about anything.

The lights from the city reach them, but at the same time the moonlight gives them comfort. Their legs dangle from above, floor so far away, but both don't pay attention.

This rooftop was the one where they first met, where they had their first fight, where they first showed their identities, where clark met dick and all the rest of the birds, where clark told Bruce he got married to Lois, where Bruce said he was dating Selena, where clark said he had a son with Lois, where clark said he was divorced, where Bruce told clark about his encounter and assault with Talia, and then where Bruce showed Damian.

That rooftop held memories of every important matter in their life, that rooftop witness a dictionary of emotions expressed by the both of them, that rooftop their sanctuary.

Today was no different. Cowl off, persona off, feet dangling, postures relaxed and faces happy. Clark was telling an anecdote from work and Bruce was laughing that laugh that was deep and genuine, that clark had the privilege to hear.

Clark was looking at Bruce laughing and speaking, his eyes soft and a turn up of lips always present. They were best friends, close partners and a constant presence in each other's lives. The first person to always enter his mind was Bruce. He hadn't realize how Bruce dictated his life without even trying, Clark was always thinking about Bruce and what Bruce thought.

Clark never realized that what he felt for Bruce was more than just a friendship. But now, looking at the fair skin illuminated by the city lights and perfected by the moonlight, eyes wrinkled from laughing and pale blues gazing on his own, Clark felt something explode inside himself, something that was stuck but finally made itself known.

Oh. I love this man.

Bruce had his head turn towards clark, about to ask what's wrong because of the stretched silence from clark, but he didn't get to say anything because clark leaned in with a fleeting confidence and kissed Bruce.

It was frightening, it was amazing. It was scary, it was wonderful. It was the end of the world, it was everything he asked for.

And when Bruce kissed back, oh, Clark wanted to float so bad and just let the wind take him because it was just like a dream.

It started off as soft, little nips here and there, their lips moving in a sync that rivaled their battle forms. They kept their hands to themselves, just focusing on kissing and savoring each other. Bruce pushed back, deepening the kiss and clark let him, willingly opening his lips to feel Bruce's tongue exploring and tasting, playing with Clark's tongue.

It felt like hours when they pulled back. Bruce was catching his breath because he was only human, and clark was catching his for a whole different reason. Both looked at each other, confirming and smashing any remaining doubts they might have left, before they both smiled and chuckled at whatever.

"Do you want to go back to the manor?"

Clark giggled "if Alfred allows me to."

"It's worth the try."

(I was inspired by this umikochannart on twitter and Instagram!! Plz check her out she has amazing artstyle and amazing superbat fanart!!!)

Bruce is a very independent person, always sure of himself, mature and responsible. Behaves like a grown man for every aspect of his life...until he's with Alfred.

Headcanon is that Bruce becomes a whole different person with Alfred. He's the only parental figure he had for a very long time, Alfred watched his grief, his rebellions, his growth and his emotions. Bruce couldn't hide anything from the man so he simply gave up and let himself...go around Alfred and behaves like a child (not the best term but ya know what I mean).

The scenario have is of when Bruce and clark short off their feelings and they go to the batcave where Alfred is waiting on his usual spot by the batcomputer. They are helding hands but clark is slightly behind Bruce, who has his cowl off, and is fidging on his feet, but clark is too (it's just facing ma and pa Kent bc clark also acts like a child with them)

Alfred: master Bruce, master clark I see you both are okay and well.

Bruce and clark nods at the same time

Bruce: u-uh can clark stay over? In my bedroom with me?

Alfred knowing that it's a genuine question, but loves to these side of bruce: yes he can, but I will be checking to see if you are doing something.

Both shake their heads furiously, before bruce assures that they will be only sleeping. And they do only sleep while holding each other.

And Alfred loves when Bruce does this, because it reminds him that Bruce never grew up from that small child fully, and he's always gonna need Alfred by his side. But the butler is also safe that Bruce won't never be truly alone when he's gone, with his kids and now clark, Alfred is very sure that Bruce will be fine.

I love the hc of clark having a massive very obvious crush/in love with Bruce...but what happen Bruce having the obvious crush/in love with clark. More like in love bc at this stage of their friendship Bruce just wants to dive into Clark's pants like a wild animal.

Clark: *talking about a mission off world*

Bruce: *on the inside* omg!!! His curl is extra curly today!!! And his eyes are so blue!!! Omg he's looking at me!!!

Clark: what do you think, B?

Bruce *inner bruce: omg he called me b again!!!* yes, we can always contact the lanterns-

But funny enough his kids clock him so fast and start making fun of him off the bat that Bruce starts to regret ever having adopt them.

Clark: *talking with zatanna normally, at a normal social distance*

Bruce: *glaring a different glare because why are they so close*

Dick: you do know that they aren't flirting?

Bruce: I don't know what you referring to.

Dick: riiiiight and you glaring at zatanna like a jealous girlfriend is totally normal.

Bruce: nightwing, I think you seeing things

Dick: and I think you should suck his dick.

Jason: *passes by Bruce who's reading the daily planet's clark article* jesus lord why don't you just fuck him once and for all??

Bruce: jason!

Jason: like you are obsessing over him like u do with a case!!! You even have superman merch on your bedroom!! Damn you always put monitor duty just you two!! Just fuck!! Make him my step dad already!!

Bruce: *too speechless and glad that Jason sees him as his dad* wait how do you know I have superman merch??

Jason: your history tab ain't that anonymous.

Damian: father please just ask uncle clark on a date, this is getting ridiculous!

Bruce: *making heart eyes at clark while he's interview a random celebrity in their gala* I think you are seeing things damian, I do not like clark that way.

Damian: yeah and batcow is a bull. Please, father, you are being an embarrassment by denying such obvious statement.

(Plz if someone knows a fic like this, plz plz plz share)

Superbat omegaverse (I like this fight me) where Bruce (it doesn't matter if he's an omega or an alpha) is called mom by his kids from the day one. It started with Dick as a joke, but it stayed and was passed down. It was even like a sign for when his kids were mad at Bruce, they would call his name instead of mom. When Jason came back, it took him a while to get him to call Bruce mom again, but when he did he felt the happiness seeping through their family bond.

So when clark was finally part of the family, things started to happen. Clark as always been there ever since identities were shown, and even before when batman and superman were just that. Clark was like their cool uncle, and the one that gives them hugs.

It was, surprisingly, damian who made the first slip up.

Damian: mother, can you sign this paper that the school sent?

Bruce: what's that about?

Damian: nothing that is important, the teacher asked it to be signed.

Bruce: Damian I won't sign something that I don't know what it is.

Damian: *looking incredulous and turning towards clark* Father can you signed it?

*Bruce and clark not saying anything about the title*

Clark: s-sure damian, I can do it.

And from then on they slowly start referring clark as father, bc they saw how he became a permanent figure in their life and how better Bruce seemed with clark now. So now Bruce and Clark are Mom and Dad in the manner.

I see alot of batfam being possessive over their bfs....but how abt the bfs being possessive over the bats??

The bats are popular both sides of their jobs. Heroes fawn over them, in galas they are the center of attention and that sometimes sparks a possessive tingle inside their respective partners.

QUEUE THE SCENARIOS

Superbat

Bruce was in his usual situation during galas like this - surrounded by many of the billionaires e millionaires that wanted a piece of attention from THE Bruce wayne.

Bruce had that charming smile, the lidded blue eyes and the slight messy hair, the perfect image of handsome playboy he meticulous preserved. This particular crowd had many handsome men - tall, good smile, well dressed- and beautiful women - elegant, good make up - and they were all around Bruce age or younger.

Clark was not liking this at all.

Usually, he wasn't the jealous possessive type. He trusted Bruce, both in and out of costume. He knew that the playboy persona was just a fake mask and a way to maintain his hero identity hidden. They have been together for a long time, friends even longer, so clark had a lot of trust in Bruce.

But this galas always makes clark uncomfortable because of how people interact with Bruce and he doesn't know how long will he be able to stay put and not do something stupid.

"Your face says everything" Yes Lois was with him because she's reporting on the gala. More like annoying clark but who cares.

"I don't know what you talking abt."

"You are reeking with jealousy"

Clark looks at her and gives up, bc he can't hide shit from her "Yeah Lois, he's surrounded by handsome, rich people, of course I'm jealous"

"Okay then why don't you go there and go get your man? Everyone knows you two are dating, so just go there and snatch him"

He was abt to protest when she just ruffled his hair even more, letting the curls drop and open the button of his cream colored shirt and told him to take off the jacket.

"Why?!"

"You wanna go seduce Bruce with a checkered jacket?? Jesus, we don't need your Smallville boyscout we need clark who wants to fuck bruce"

Jesus Lois could be so crude sometimes, and clark was from Kansas. But she was right. Clark looked over to the crowd and saw one man - one that had been inching over to bruce little by little - putting a hand on Bruce's arm and letting it drop to the side of Bruce's waist.

Nah, fuck it. Clark was pulling out his Kansas farm boy. No one touches Bruce like that.

As he made his way over, Clark open another button of his shirt, pulled his curls even more over his face and let his glasses slide just a bit to rest on the bridge of his nose.

Clark slides behind Bruce, arm snakes around his waist, pulls him away from the man into his chest and smirks at his surprised face.

"Hey, darling!" Clark's rolls his tongue the way Bruce likes, letting some of the accent slip just to hit home faster.

Bruce blinks once, twice, loss from words and trying his best to not melt on the spot "h-hey, clark"

Clark pouts a bit, tilting his head and pulling the puppy eyes "I was over there all alone while you were here talking with all this people, I missed you sweetheart"

"O-oh" Bruce clears his throat "I'm sorry clark, I didn't mean to leave you alone"

"It's okay, you know, but I think it's time to give me some attention. Well, if you excuse us, I'm gonna take him away for a bit" clark leans forward and whispers semi loud for those close by to hear "I gotta make sure you know who owns you." And smiles, all sweet and charming, pulling a stunned and red face Bruce from the crowd.

"Clark-"

"Shut up. We gonna go to your bedroom, you gonna strip and I'm gonna fuck you until I feel like stopping." He looks at Bruce all serious "and you know have stamina for it"

Bruce just nods, dumb and horny and not caring for anything else.

Birdflash | jayroy | timkon | jondami

(If there's any other bat ship I should held, just say!!)

Superbat cuddles!!! (Idk how to draw backgrounds )

I really like the hc of Bruce giving star stickers for those who behaved well (as well as they can be) and taking them if they misbehave, the kids make a competition out of it and make fun of those who lost a star.

Bruce: this week's stars goes to...

Batkids: *all looking at Bruce*

Bruce: Dick, Tim and Cass.

Damian: Father! I do not approve of such thing!

Bruce: you don't have to approve anything damian. Dick did a great work in Blüdhaven and didn't threaten more than 3 people, Tim completed his homework and helped me Crack two cases without any stalker tactics, and Cass helped Alfred bake which was very sweet.

Jason: I don't understand the rules to receive a star, but I'm with demon brat.

Duke: *raising his hand along with stephs* we didn't do anything wrong!

Bruce: you skipped patrol the whole week.

Steph: I was busy!

Bruce: *adding the stars to their cards* no you weren't, you were just lazy. *turns towards Jason and damian* you two do get one star taken away.

Damian: unbelievable! Father I will not allow it!

Jason: I behaved pretty well this week in my opinion.

Bruce: you threaten every villain we saw, waved your gun around like a maniac and had to be stopped twice from using the crowbar.

Jason: like I said pretty well behaved.

But this also extents to Sups. Clark has little stars that he gives batman when the man passed a whole JL meeting without insulting, indirect insulting and looking condescendingly or glaring at someone. He also has them taken away when he did those things.

Bruce: that wasn't a glare, I was merely looking.

Clark: B u scared Bart for the third time this week, and yes that was a glare.

Bruce: *crossing his arms* I think you are being unfair about this thing.

Clark: I'm sorry Bruce, but I have to take a star from you today.

Bruce: no.

Clark: *raising a brow* no?

Bruce: *starting to lightly jog away from clark* no! It's my star!

Clark: Bruce come back here!

I wanna paint a comics pages and I wanna start with DC so I wanna know what Batman, Batfam or Superman or any DC comic page should I paint!!!

I need a fic where Bruce is completely head over wheels with Clark. I'm talking both in his batman persona and Bruce persona.

I'm talking like Batman listening to Suparman talking with this usual resting serious bitch fave, but inside his swooning over Superman curl bc on that day was extra curly and extra cute.

I'm talking Bruce with a blank face while Clark is talking but inside he's behaving like a teenage girl talking with his crush.

I'm talking the bat kids noticing the smallest, most minimal most unnoticeable to the untrained eye changed in batman's posture when talking with superman and not letting Bruce live it down.

I know I'm asking a lot, and I would write this if I knew more abt them (I'm reading the comics) but I really wanna see out of character in love batman thank u

I would like to write stuff abt batfam and the supers but like I don't know anything about them and I don't wanna write things and be incorrect so can someone tell me where I can read summarized abt them?? I don't need the whole DC universe just abt batfam and supers!!!

Finally SOMEONE SAID IT

We don't talk enough about how superbat is that one gay couple that literally looks like twins

When they go public all the media headlines are like "The Only Man That Can Tame Bruce Wayne Is..... Bruce Wayne" and "Bruce Wayne Dates winner of his own look-alike competition". Bruce proudly embraces this, going on interviews and joking about the importance of "self-love", saying he's not surprised that him and his fans have the same type. This becomes a meme about how everyone Bruce surrounds himself with looks like him, from his kids to his partners.

At the Planet though, this brings back the rumors that Clark runs away every time superman shows up because they dated and had a messy break up. Everyone pities Clark since he's clearly not over his ex. Why else would he date the most well-known superman lookalike. The office held a betting pool on how long the Brucie rebound will last but it's been much longer than they expected. Lois keeps spreading more Clark/Supes rumors because she finds it hilarious and makes alot of money off the betting pool. She buys Clark's coffee every morning to make up for it.

This only gets worse as they keep dating and start sharing clothes. Damian once mistook the back of Clark, who was getting ready for a gala, for Bruce. He remembers this as one of his greatest failures.

I do not read alot (or any) of Omegaverse (because it makes no sence to me) but...

What is Bruce was strong like this and then his kids show up and it is like his face is GLOWING with happyness.

Bruce being an unapprochable Omega

His Kids come through the doors and he looks like night and day with how happy he looks it gives people wiplash with how fast the change happend.

*Next part is PLATONIC no batsecit here*

It does not matter if they are young but I also find it funny if it was Jason the walking brickwall that came up to Bruce and is like "Mama or Papa or Dad Mother" whatever you think it should be and kisses Bruce on the forhead and Bruce is beaming because "Oh his baby is here."

(I understand some people it is werid for kids to kiss their parents on the forhead or cheak but it is not for me in my culture)

Omegaverse AU. The annual Gotham Matchmaking Event was in full swing. Bruce Wayne, towering over the alphas and omegas around him, moved through the room with an unapproachable aura. The whispers followed him, just like they always did.

"Wayne’s so assertive. Doesn’t act like an omega at all," someone muttered.

"He should stop pretending to be above his station," another added with a laugh.

Bruce pretended not to hear them, his jaw tightening as he positioned himself near the door for an easy exit. If not for the fact that these matchmaking events were mandatory for all unmated omegas of age, he would have refused the invitation outright.

A new arrival caught his attention. The man’s tanned skin and wavy hair stood out, he didn’t seem to be from Gotham. His name tag read "Kal."

Bruce watched the foreigner as he mingled with the other guests. Kal’s alpha status was obvious, but unlike most alphas, he radiated warmth and charm. People naturally gravitated toward him, drawn to his approachable demeanor. The double standards grated on Bruce more than he cared to admit.

Until Kal’s gaze found his.

The alpha froze, wide-eyed as he stared at Bruce. Bruce glared at the shorter man. It usually kept alphas at bay.

No such luck. Kal approached him anyway.

"Have you heard of Kryptonian queens?" Kal asked.

Bruce blinked, caught off guard by the question. "What?"

"In Kryptonian legends, queens were the biggest, strongest omegas in the colony. They either earned the title by winning dominance battles or left to establish new colonies on distant outposts," Kal said, his voice filled with awe. "You’re like a legend brought to life."

Bruce’s guarded expression faltered. Despite the absurdity of the alpha’s words, there was something in his tone—genuine respect—that made him pause.

And Bruce found himself listening.

Yes it is all most midnight but my brain has hyperfixated on DC (mostly Batfamily)Percy Jackson and Danny Phantom for to long so here are some ideas:

Part 1/??

Percy Jackson

girl-boy Percy ( not like abrosexual or trans like Percy can literally change his gender at will ) ( because if the sea can not be restrained it can be restrained by gender )

In a crossover of Poj & DC Sally Jackson and Alfred Pennyworth are frienemys

Percy ( he is Bi and I will die for this ) often wonders if he is Pan or Bi (like many Bi people wonder) because since Annabeth has no chromosomes thus she is not a girl or boy technically

Leo flirts with girls but is Asexual

Leo and Calypso are Bffs

Piper ship Leo and Jason

Leo knows his feelings for Jason and knows Jason likes him but refuses to make the first move (Jason is oblivious)

Jason and Piper both are gay & lesbian respectfully and find out they are gay at the same time

Jason had a crush on Percy

Piper had a crush on Annabeth

DC (mosly batfam )

Superbat

Bruce Wayne is autistic but his kids do not know this so when he goes non verbal they think he just is ignoring them because "He was not even grunting" then Alfred ( like the saint he is ) explains then they all collectively realize why Bruce does he stuff he does

Cat x Bat

Bruce trama dumping/ lore dumping

Batfamily play Top that trama in front of all the super hero teams but no one knows that they are related or who any of them are (exept Wally) All teams are scared for their friends lives

Batfamily will randomly throw knives and when Damian sees this ( when they first come to the manor ) the batfam explain that you are not allowed to throw knives at civilians or in front of civilians. That is all good till Batman takes Damian to the Watchtower and one of the League members annoys Damian

Bruce is a suck up for his kids

Bruce has parent senses for when his kids do something stupid (they randomly go of for some reason 7 months after Jason's death ( Jason agrees to be an assassin) and at other times aswell but Tim and Dick say they did nothing ( he checked )

Damian has He/they pronouns

Bruce has a rule (made a joke) that if something happend were he can not stop them (and he does not find out) they can kill anyone. ( He has to be alive) Bruce found out that they thought is was real and know when he leaves he has to tell them all that "No (insert one of his billion kids) you can not kill when he is of the earth for a mission" Till he forgets a day

Tim has the biggest kill count ( there is no way the League of Assassins bases had no one in there when he blew them up)

Jason when in to the Titian's Tower to majorly injury the new Robin but sees this small child that instead looks like he is 12,he looks 10 and Jason can't bring himself without the pit rage to hurt Tim so instead Jason ends up make the kid some food and putting him to bed because he has been up for almost a week straight

Here's a really funny idea for SuperBat / SuperWonderBat

Somewhere during the early days of the Justice League - Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and Flash - all got stuck on an alien planet.

For whatever reason, the alien inhabitents wouldn't let the gang leave until there was a union of a male and female being at the church alter.

(Obv, that's marriage)

Now, it's obvious to everyone involved that someone had to marry Wonder Woman, aka, the only female there. That or they had to marry a random female from that alien planet, which was immediately ruled out cause of how sketchy they were.

(Seriously, who traps random people that accidentaly got onto your planet and doesn't let them leave until they got married???)

But Wonder Woman CLEARLY wasn't comfortable with that, cause as much as she loved her friends, marriage was a very sacred ceremony that happened once in a life time and needed very specific planning and execution (think of some kind of ancient themyscira customs).

Batman also expressed unwillingness to get married, which was quite understandabble, he was Batman, a 'solitary' hero.

They could try to forcefully escape, but that would be difficult + that planet was fairly close to earth and they under any circumstances couldn't afford for an alien invasion.

(Like I said before, or maybe not, the aliens were really persistent about the whole marriage thing. They said it was either that or WAR)

As Batman and Wonder Woman were arguing with the head priest to let them go, Superman turned to Flash and whispered,

"I don't think that priest is going to let us of the hook, and those two are way too stubborn to accept this, so how 'bout WE get married instead?"

Flash is undestandibly very confused cause the priest clearly specified that the 'union' had to be between male and female, and uh, they were both males.

Just then, a crazy thought crossed his mind. Hesitantly, he asked Superman whether he could change genders.

To that, Superman simply smiled, and said thet he'd return in a bit.

It was only after Superman left did Flash truly realise what this meant. He was going to get married to Superman. SUPERMAN. The man of steel. Krypton's last son. A very nice, kind and handsome fella.

Sure, he didn't have any romantic feelings for Supes, but he sure as hell wasn't going to say no to that.

(Also it's not like he really could, but we won't dwell on that)

Superman discretely informed one of the other priests of the situation and was given the bridal attire and such. So was Flash.

Batman and Wonder Woman were quite confused when a bunch of the aliens began rushing around and decorating the alter, but that all cleared up when they saw Flash in the groom's attire.

The priest was gracious enough to let the bride and groom decide how they wanted the wedding to happen, so they went with a typical Christian wedding.

Wonder Woman was the Best Maid and Batman was the Man Of Honour.

When the time came for the bride to walk in, and absolutely stunning Fem!Supeman walked in. Her eyes were just as blue and gorgeous as her male conterpart, and she was just as, if not, more prettier that ever. Her hair seemed to become longer, and swirled around her like a golden blanket, blah blah blah…..

(Fill the rest with you imagination)

But one thing that Flash wasn't aware of (Or anyone for that matter), was that Kryptoian females tend to be exponentially larger than the males. And more built.

(kinda like spiders.)

Since 6 foot Flash was always shorter than the 6'3 (or 6'4 if you prefer) MALE Superman, he was atleast 5 feet shorter that his bride.

Batman would never admit it, but he nearly passed out when he saw Superman walk onto the alter. And he absolutely Was.Not.Jealous. Not one bit.

Wonder Woman one the other hand was more open with her attraction, asking him why he never showed her his female form, to which Superman shrugged and replied that he never had to.

So they get married, and hug at the end instead of kiss, which Batman was quite grateful for.

(and Wonder Woman if you'd like)

After that, the gang could finally leave, biut before that, Batman made everyone swear to keep what happened under wrap.

(For security reasons he said)

So fast forward several years into the future where everyone forgot about the incident.

One day, Batman (and Wonder Woman) decide to confess his(their) love to Superman, to which Superman gives them an absolutely scandalous look.

(If just superbat, then wonder woman can just hide behind a tree or smth. For moral support)

Flash appears out of nowhere and goes on about how dare he(they) profess love to his wife. They were there at the damn wedding and were even the man of honour and best maid.

The gears slowly turn in both of their heads as they soon realised that technically, Flash and Superman never did get divorced and were therefore, still married.

Cue the batkids absolutely losing it over comms (+ some the other JL members and gotham rogues + Lois Lane).

Bonus points if Green lantern recorded the whole thing and proceeded to tease Batman about it for MONTHS.

Even more bonus points if Tim steps in and argues that TECHNICALLY Flash only married Superman's female form, and not the man himself. Which meant that Batman (and Wonder WOman) COULD infact date him without it being considered cheating.

Even MORE bonus points if Flash and Fem!Supes occasionally go out on platonic dates for no other reason other than the fact that it's hilarious.

(They do it every time Batman is annoying. Wonder Woman think's it's funny and quite fair)

I love reading fanfics of fandoms im not in like hell yeah batman and superman are canon (i have never touched a single comic in my life)

young dick grayson when bruce says clark is "just a friend"