Logan, on the phone: Oh, no, it's no problem....Alright, thank you so much for your help!...Thanks so much! Have a great day!
Logan: *ends call*
Logan, throwing his phone across the room: THOSE MOTHERFU—
Remus, watching this go down: Well, mark me down as scared and horny.
Janus, rolling his eyes: Can you even tell the difference between the two at this point?
Remus: No.
Logan: I saw online today, someone freaking out about how you bake cookies and cook bacon.
Janus: Yeah, I never got that whole thing. I mean, you bake bacon.
Logan: ...Pardon?
Janus:
Janus: Do
Janus: Do you
Janus: Do you not bake bacon in the oven on a cookie sheet
Logan: No?? You fry it??
Janus: But it gets so crispy and nice ?? Why would you fry it???
Logan: *looks to Remus*
Remus: Don't look at me, I've had Janus's bacon. It's superior.
Logan: But that's not how it's done??? No bacon recipe says to bake it?
Janus: Oh I don't follow recipes exactly
Logan: But thEY'RE RULES
Janus: I mean recipes are really just suggestions when you have enough experience
Logan: (head explodes because oh my god everything Janus makes tastes so good and he's not even using recipes—)
Remus: When you pet a cat real good and it leans into your touch so hard it flops over? That's the shit.
Logan: Or when a cat kneads you with its little paws? Absolute heaven.
Janus: When a cat pushes away your book and flops down where it was so you pay attention to it instead of the book.
Patton, who just appeared to tell them it's dinnertime, eyes full of tears: Yeah that's the best haha anyway dinner is ready
Logan, fluffing Patton's hair: When you play with Pat's hair and he turns pink because he's adorable.
Patton, blushing: *incoherent stammers*
Janus, sliding his arms around Patton's waist from behind: Or when you hug Pat because he's so soft and cuddly.
Patton, blushing deeper: *more incoherent stammers*
Remus: When your boyfriend's holding Pat so you can do this:
Remus: *kisses Patton on the cheek*
Patton, bright red:
Bonus
Remus: *drinks straight out of the bottle*
Remus: So that's what that tastes like
Remus: *turns to Janus*
Remus: Can I compare it to the taste of yellow?
Janus: *blank look, not giving him the satisfaction*
Logan: *falls down, laughing harder*
Janus: *checks Limoncello bottle*
Janus: The only ingredient here is FD & C Yellow #5
Logan: They don't put alcohol on the ingredients list.
Janus: It doesn't even say there's lemon.
Logan: The lemon was likely brewed with the alcohol.
Janus: *sips Limoncello*
Janus: *wrinkles nose*
Janus: It certainly tastes like yellow.
Logan: *dies laughing*