Remus: When you pet a cat real good and it leans into your touch so hard it flops over? That's the shit.
Logan: Or when a cat kneads you with its little paws? Absolute heaven.
Janus: When a cat pushes away your book and flops down where it was so you pay attention to it instead of the book.
Patton, who just appeared to tell them it's dinnertime, eyes full of tears: Yeah that's the best haha anyway dinner is ready
Logan, fluffing Patton's hair: When you play with Pat's hair and he turns pink because he's adorable.
Patton, blushing: *incoherent stammers*
Janus, sliding his arms around Patton's waist from behind: Or when you hug Pat because he's so soft and cuddly.
Patton, blushing deeper: *more incoherent stammers*
Remus: When your boyfriend's holding Pat so you can do this:
Remus: *kisses Patton on the cheek*
Patton, bright red:
[Patton]: First, we'll need someone to practice on...
[Logan]: But who?
[Patton]: Each other?
(After they all swear to tell the truth during the trial scene and Janus takes the bibles/misc objects back away)
[Patton]: Okay, so, we kiss now? Or...?
Bonus:
[Patton]: Aww, there's so much cool stuff they've done for us online, kiddos!
[Roman]: Oh yeah?
[Patton]: There's some really neato artwork of us all AND some writing as well! Say, what is a "ship"?
[Logan]: Seriously, Morality, you don't know what that is? It is a craft designed for water travel.
[Virgil]: Even Prince knew that.
[Roman]: Yeah, even I knew that.
[Patton]: Oh, ok! It does not look like that, but ok.
I just want to point out those all happened in canon. That is all.