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Perhaps I'm too late to wonder about the reason behind Blackthorns' bluegreen eyes..It must be because of Lucie (blue) + Jesse's (Green) = bluegreen /Blackthorn blue.

Blackthorns got their ocean color eyes from Jucie!

Have you ever read/saw an emotional scene(filled with too much sweetness/love) that made you feel excessively happy and kinda sick at the same time?

Just kitty things:

For the umpteenth time, Ty ponders why Kit left him. Ty is aware that Kit didn't like some of his past decisions. Still, Ty can't believe that Kit left him. Just like that! Thinking about all these things make him angry and then it reduces him to tears because he's missing Kit terribly.

Tessa: *banging on the door* Kit, open up

Kit: When I was three I was forced to eat dog food and-

Tessa: Open the damn door

Kit, driving with Jem: You’re gonna yeet off the next exit

Jem: I’m going to what

Ty: did you know it takes three sheep to make a sweater

Kit: really? I didn’t even know sheep could knit

Kit : ugh, I’ve always wanted to be a super spy. I even had a secret identity. In public, my dad would tell people I was someone else’s kid

Kit: You’re like a budget Chris Evans

Jace: I’m taking that as a compliment

Kit, squinting: Like… a two cents budget

Mark: Justice is best served cold

Mark, giggling: Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater

Julian: Is that some kind of aftereffects from fairyfruit you ate or do I need to get sanitizer?

Jem: It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer

Kit: The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire

The whole institute: STOP

James and Matthew fighting a demon

Matthew : I’ll try to distract them. You run!

James : no, we’re in this together

Matthew : whew, I’m glad you said that. I’m really not up to noble sacrifices

Kit in school (b4 TDA obviously) (bc I think he went to school??)

Teacher: Kit, I said the paper was suppose to be double spaced.

Kit: *oh shit* I was trying to save paper.

Teacher: The assignment was submitted online.

Kit:

Kit: True, but in order to break my habit of using a lot of paper in real life I have taken an oath to reduce the amount I use online as well.

Jem: Please, don’t make fun of me if I misuse outdated cultural references, okay? Are we cowabunga on this?

Kit, about to cry: Yeah, we’re cowabunga on this

Kit: Why is helping someone hide a body the standard for true friendship?

Kit: Look, if you’re in trouble, I’ll lie to the cops for you. I’ll dispose of evidence. Whatever.

Kit: But please I am begging you, do not make me dig a hole. That sounds so hard.  

Dru: *Stares blankly*

😂❤

Raziel: Did you give Johnny Rook the bison as I told?

Angel: Wait, what?

Raziel: The bison, so that he can shoot it and get his anger issues out...?

Angel: The bi son...

Raziel: The bison...

Angel: Bi son

Raziel: B i s o n

Angel: B i - S o n

Kit: Cancelling plans is okay. Staying home to watch a film is okay. Moving to another country to avoid the love of your life is okay.

Kit: It’s called self-care

𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘄👑👱 🤝 𝗸𝗶𝘁👑💙

- Bisexual blonde disasters

- Thinking Jem is The Coolest™

- In love with someone who they think could never love them back🥺

- beING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

- Beautiful & charismatic

- impeccable fashion taste

- a BIG FUCKIN MOOD

Dru: *texting Thais* I heard Kit say he was going to Dairy Queen so I snuck into his car and he has no idea I'm here

Dru: he asked Ash what he wanted, and I popped up from the floor and said "I don't know, maybe a milkshake"

Dru : I have never heard two grown ass part faerie shadowhunters scream louder

Kit, running into the room: HEY-

Jem: shhhh Minaa is sleeping

Kit: oh ok sorry

Jem: what's up?

Kit: the cat is on fire-

I honestly live for an ash & kit friendship. Them talking bragging about their Blackthorn s/o's to each other, them being badass part faerie warriors together, them talking about deep emotional shit at 2am when they're at their lowest, kit introducing ash to all the mundane stuff he grew up with, ash teaching kit some fancy faerie fighting/languages/etc, like honestly if they aren't parabatai I'll live but FOR GOODNESS SAKES LET THEM BE BFFS PLEASE

Ty, noticeable disheveled as he enters the room: sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff

Kit, also disheleved and grinning smugly: I'm stuff

Chapter 4 of my KitTy fic is up if any of you were interested😚

here is the link to the new chapter,

and here is my original post about the fic if you're interested and haven't read it yet

It's funny how we all collectively ignore things as a fandom sometimes.

Like the fact that Livvy almost possessed Mina, therefor almost killing her, before she was even born.

Kit with his ears pierced.

That's it, that's the post.

Kit: when we have a daughter we should name her Lizard and call her liz and people would be like "oh, is that short for Elizabeth?" and she'll have to say "no, my name is lizard."

Ty: you are officially never allowed to touch a birth certificate

Ty:

Ty: and since when are we having a daughter?

*Kit pulling up to the Institute in a bright red convertible, stacked in Gucci and rocking a pair of black sunglasses, La Cucaracha blasting from the speakers*

Kit: Dru, you're not going to fucking believe the day I've had-

I don't know if we've fully acknowledged that Kit becoming King of Faerie is actually a real and plausible possibility

You know what would be awesome? If some freaking dragons showed up in twp.

Just think about it? Like there's so many possibilities?? The tmi and twp gang are fighting, some freaking dragon demons show up and we definitely get an iconic Jace/Alec interaction of shock. Or, better yet, everyone's fighting and stuff isn't looking so good, when maybe Kit or Dru show up riding a dragon and save everybody. How fucking awesome would that be