Latest Posts by aubrio - Page 7

damn girl there is something very wrong with you! I am captivated and intrigued by your distressing aura and your rabid charm.

girls love it when you kill in front of them

can you hold my hand it's my first time killing and im kind of nervous

u could kill someone and girls would be like no literally i get where ur coming from

You're all just jealous because I'm sexy and overthrew God. I bet you can't even name one bad thing I've done aside from all the murder.

i think lesbians should be allowed to commit crimes actually

well personally me and my soulmate use our red string of fate to trip people over but i guess finding love is cool too

whats more special than a romance between two women who both have something deeply deeply deeply deeply deeply wrong with them

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

“Act ladylike” how about I kill you what then

ohhh. ok, got it (doesn’t get it). wait what? Oooohhhhhhhhh okay!! (still doesn’t get it)

“you know she’s insane right” why do you think i’m obsessed with her

They should invent a way to shoot your shot that isn’t deeply profoundly humiliating for all involved

fuck healing let’s just go insane

"you should be at the club" I can't go to the club I'll be in there saying shit like "perchance" and "thrice"

want to try and relax but what if i do it wrong

dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me

it's called gay rights bc i'm gay and i'm always right

wouldn’t it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

I think I'm falling for you😳

get up

damn girl what those claws do? destroy? thats awesomeeee i love it

i only set you on fire a little bit. grow up.

Isn’t it so great to be the most beautiful person in the world? not that you would know cause it’s me but can you imagine?

honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that 

“can i call u?🥺” no u cannot goodnight

VIBE CHECK *cups your face and kisses you till you're breathless*

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable