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“I was going to have a nice quiet night of reading, but I guess I’ll be patching up your broken jaw instead.”
1) “Can’t you at least try?” “I am trying! I am trying so damn hard can’t you see it? Can’t you see that this is killing me too?”
2) “I’m sorry … I should’ve said something.”
3) “I can’t do this anymore.”
4) “Oh love, I know it doesn’t seem like it now but it’s all going to be okay.”
5) “What will it take to get you to believe me?”
6) “Close your eyes, it’s okay. I’ve got you.”
7) “I just wanted to fix it …” “Well you didn’t really do that, now did you?”
8) “I didn’t want to hurt you.”
9) “Do you always have to work late?” “The world of ghost hunting waits for no man!”
10) “Listen, this is all going to sound very crazy and none of it is going to make sense but this is a matter of life and death, I need all the fiberglass cables you have right now!” “Are you the high school drama teacher?” “I was but I got fired, I really can’t explain, this is seriously a matter of life or death!”
11) “Do you know how to dance?” “No …” “Come here, I’ll teach you. Nothing like dancing well the world is ending.”
12) “What’s with you and fire?” “My family all perished in a fire when I was young. I was the only survivor.” “Whoa, seriously?” “No, I just don’t fucking like it, Bob.”
13) “Don’t listen to them.” “That’s easy to say when you aren’t the one they’re yelling at.”
14) “I need your help with something.” “On a scale of jay walking to murder how illegal is it?” “Ummm … where does flooding a senators house fall?” “Say no more, I’m in.”
15) “I didn’t want it to be like this …” “Then why did you do it?” “I was angry.”
16) “It’s just a school dance.” “And outer space is just a deep dark void of unknown.” “How is that relevant?” “Weren’t we talking about spaceships?” “Like four hours ago?” “Shit, I think I accidentally time traveled again.”
17) “What circle of hell did I just walk into?”
18) “Mom? I made a mistake, I need help …”
19) “You should’ve called me.” “I thought you were still mad at me.” “I am! But you almost died. Almost dying tops missing a date. I’ll be mad at you later, but right now I’m here.”
20) “Don’t ever let anyone take away your smile. That means they win.”
Hi there! I was wondering if you had anything for childhood best friends who grow up and realize they're in love? I've been looking everywhere but nothing has really tickled my fancy! Thanks so much!
1. They haven’t seen each other for an extended period of time and seeing each other again, sparks fly.
2. They go through old pictures, all nostalgic, and realization comes.
3. One of them starts seeing someone else. Cue jealousy.
4. Everyone assumes they are a couple already.
5. One of them is trying to find a relationship for the other and in the process realizes they are perfect for each other.
6. Fake dating! (This is my all-time favorite trope.)
7. They decide to get married because convenience.
8. Someone asks one of them to list the good things about the other.
9. They are separated for some time and just exchange letters/calls and it’s like getting to know each other all over again.
10. They are playing lovers in a play/movie.
11. They move in together and that changes their dynamic.
12. Truth or Dare. Spin the Bottle. 7 Minutes in Heaven… You know what I’m getting at.
13. They are forced to take care of an animal or a child together.
14. Magical means reveal what they mean to each other.
15. Kissing practice.
“You know what you should do? Suck it up and tell her you love her.”
“You act like it’s so simple!”
“Or, you could just wait years and forever be nothing. Which would you prefer?”
“I’ve never thought of you in a negative light before now.”
“Well, no one can deny I was professional up until the end.”
“Sometimes I nod and pretend I understood what you just said.”
“How were they able to hide a facility this big?”
“I didn’t actually think my conspiracy would turn out right. It’s just something I wrote as a part of my job.”
“I’m being hunted down for mistakes that you made.”
“Hi.”
“Hi? I have to find out that my dad is not my real dad, that I was living a lie my whole life and that my father is a strange man and then I meet the strange man and everything he has to say is ‘Hi’?”
“Just because you’re afraid of losing them, doesn’t mean-”
“Lesson one, don’t tell me anything about myself. Lesson two, learn to keep your mouth shut!”
Imagine your otp playing Hide & Seek (can also be smut)
Imagine your otp building a blanket fort
Imagine your otp watching a shitty show and that they love making fun of together
Imagine your otp telling ghost stories
Imagine your otp stuffing their faces with candy
Imagine your otp making s'mores
Imagine your otp googling stupid stuff
Imagine your otp pranking each other
Imagine your otp goofing off in the store
Imagine your otp in tickle fights and blowing raspberries
Imagine Person A taking care of Person B after a rough day
Imagine your otp lip reading random people incorrectly and trying to make the other laugh
Imagine your otp giving suprise gifts to each other! Like something small that they enjoy or their favorite candy or a doodle!
Imagine your otp reenacting shakespeare or high school musical or both at the same time
Imagine Person A working but Person B wants to cuddle
Imagine your otp having a water gun fight
Imagine your otp babysitting
Imagine Person A trying to wake up Person B (mission: impossible) (dududurududu-) (sorry)
Imagine your otp watching disney movies
Imagine your otp cuddling on a Saturday morning
Imagine your otp cooking breakfast
Imagine your otp stargazing
Imagine your otp telling each other funny childhood memories
Imagine Person A trying to get Person B to smile
“I…care about you. More than you know. More than I’m willing to admit.”
“Staring into the mirror, my eyeliner smeared on my face, my hair resting gently on the side I looked like the poster child for the misunderstood broken hearted.”
“He’s always been a dick. When we were seven he threatened to sue me”
anonymous asked: Prompts for sexual tension/establishing sexual tension between two people forced to spend time together?
I can do the “forced to spend time together” part; I’m not sure how to do prompts for the tension xD
1. The characters need to spend a lot of time together as they work on a project together.
2. The characters end up stuck in an elevator.
3. The characters are the only two people working on a remote station.
4. The characters are snowed in.
5. The characters are on a long flight together.
6. The characters are planning an event together.
7. The characters are forced to share a bed.
8. The characters are at a vacation with friends; everyone else is paired off.
9. The characters are flatmates.
10. The characters are shooting a movie together.
11. The characters are on a reality show together.
12. The characters host a show together.
13. The characters work at the same place.
14. The characters share a hospital room.
15. The characters are both sentenced to community service.
“Don’t be scared, because living in fear-”
“If you’re about to turn into a human tumblr quote, I’d rather you shut the hell up and keep walking. Besides, you’re the one that’s been squealing at every shadow.”
A: “You suck!”
B: “If you’re lucky” *winks*
A: *sputters and blushes*
“I don’t think I’m cut out for this whole ‘romance’ thing. A boy I like tried to flirt with me and I instinctively punched him in the face.”
“No words in any language could express the utter self-loathing that escapes from my every pore.”
“Ah, yes. That’s something I would love to do with my boyfriend if he hadn’t run off to try and destroy the world. Not that I’m bitter.”
The letter in their hand felt like it weighed a ton. Their hands were shaking because they knew: no matter if good or bad, opening the letter would change their life.
It’s up to one man to save the universe… But he just doesn’t fucking care.
“Don’t listen to them, please. Try and shut them out. They’re not real, this isn’t real.”
“Of course I have a heart … in a jar somewhere.”
“She was born in darkness and never really found a way to adapt to the light”
The marigolds looked beautiful, in the vase with the gold painted family, on the windowsill. The rain pounded against the window as I pressed my palm against it. I lifted the window to let the water in. It watered the plant, it watered me. The distant ring of the phone pulled me out of the crying sky. I picked it up. It was silent. I held onto it with a vice grip with my face still wet. The breathing on the other end sounded like a cry.
“Yeah,” I softly breathed, “I miss him too.”
Soulmate AU where people can’t hear the sound of music until they’ve fallen in love. All other sounds can be heard but music cannot.
One day, Person A meets Person B; after multiple encounters with Person B, Person A begins to slowly hear some light noises hear and there. As their relationship (not necessarily romantic yet) with Person B progresses, Person A begins to hear all the sounds they never heard of before–and they love it.
Eventually, Person A can hear the full sound of music.
Bonus: Person A starts dancing to a song while with Person B. Person B stares on confusedly and asks A what they are doing.
“Dancing to this song.”
“What? I don’t hear anything…”
Let Person A’s heart shatter just a little bit.
prompt: road trip!
“Can someone open the window? It’s too warm in here.”
“All around me are familiar corn stalks, worn out corn stalks-”
“I hate driving towards the sun and I have to squint for an hour.”
“Get your feet back over to your side or so help me, I do it for you.”
“Hey what’s wrong? You’re crying.”
“Really? Thanks for telling me I had no idea.”
“What is that thing?”
“A child.”
“Why is it… Excreting…”
“Those are tears dumbass.”
“Am I intimidating? Do I scare people away?”
“A little bit.”
“Only a little bit? Got to work on that.”
Anonymous said: Hi, thank you for all you do! I was wondering if you would have some dark quotes? I feel like there’s only light, airy ones floating around
Some of these are very negative and, well, dark, so if you’re not one for this sort of thing, please proceed warily.
Love
“She’s a saint with the lips of a sinner. She’s an angel with a devilish kiss.”
“If you don’t fight for what you love, you cry for what you lose.”
“I love you, as certain dark things are to be loved. In secret, between the shadow and the soul.” - Pablo Naruda
“Light is easy to love. Show me your darkness.” - R.Queen
“Hell sent us the most evil disease, and we humans called it “love” “- Conny Cernik
“You know that place between asleep and awake; that place where you can still remember dreaming? That’s where I will always love you. That’s where I will be waiting.” - Peter Pan
“But my dreams aren’t as empty as my conscience seems, to be. I have hours; only lonely. My love is vengeance that’s never free.”
“They told me not to play with fire, and I should’ve listened because I got burned by your soul and you left me in the ashes.”
“Until we’ve seen someone’s darkness we don’t really know who they are. Until we’ve forgiven someone’s darkness, we don’t really know what love is.” - Marianne Williamson
“We’re all searching for someone who’s demons play well with ours.”
“He saw the darkness in her beauty. She saw the beauty in his darkness.”
“I don’t really get why everything has to end. Nothing can be perfect but instead of quitting, People should try to fix their problems instead of leaving. Love is a really wonderful feeling but most people don’t know the real meaning.”
“He looked at me as if I were the only star in her darkest night and he kissed me as if I were the air that filled her lungs.”
“Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness. It took me years to understand that this too, was a gift.” - Mary Oliver
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