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MC: I don't get it when Satan's like, "Don't compare me to Lucifer, I don't look like him."— Bitch. That's how fucking genetic works.

Satan: ...

Lucifer: *laughs*

MC: See Beel? Yeah. Beel is the only orange in the family. He should be the one complaining!

Beel: ...

Belphie: *ends up laughing too*

MC: Gosh! You're fucking stressing me out!

Levi: Lol. I told you that you shouldn't be fighting in front of them. They'll be roasting you for no reason.

doggo bois trio(???)

I'm loving Tighnari's design already _(:3 」∠)_

Could we have more barbatos and Raphael crushing over celestial mc please✨🙏✨

MC: ...

Raphael: *frowns* 

MC: *laughs*

Raphael: I’m mad at you.

MC: Why?

Raphael: *crosses his arms* You said that Michael’s cupcake tasted better than mine.

MC: Yes. But you said that I need to judge fairly.

Raphael: *frowns even more*

MC: Raphael?

Raphael: What?

MC: Michael’s cupcake was better. But you’re still sweeter than him. *smiles*

Raphael: ...

Raphael: *turns around*

MC: Raphael?

Raphael: *blushing* I’m not joking around, MC.

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Barbatos and MC: *walking together side-by-side* 

MC: It’s a lovely day. 

Barbatos: Yes. Because you are walking here with me.

MC: *laughs* That’s some kind of compliment you have there, Barbatos.

Barbatos: *smiles* Do you think I’m just making up things?

MC: *looks at him and smiles* Maybe.

Barbatos: *stops walking*

MC: Barbatos?

Barbatos: What if I tell you...

Barbatos: That I can see a future between us?

More celestial realm! Mc please. I beg of you 🙏🙏🙏😂😂😂

MC: *blinking their eyes in disbelief*

Lucifer: *sitting on MC’s lap; facing them*

MC: *gives off a troubled smile* What’s going on, Lucifer? Why are you sitting on my lap?

Lucifer: ...

Lucifer: I just feel like it.

MC: *laughs* Well, I hope you’re comfortable.

Lucifer: *hides his blush* Yes. Your lap is surprisingly soft.

Mammon: Oi, Lucifer. I never expected you would do something like this. Man, what are ya’? Five?

Asmo: I want to sit on MC’s lap too~.

Lucifer: *glares at them* This is my VIP seat. Back off. 

MC: *just shakes their head in defeat*

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Barbatos: How’s your stay in the house of lamentation? Are they not giving you problems?

MC: Not really. Well, except that Satan is getting jealous of Luke.

Barbatos: Luke?

MC: Oh, yes... I haven’t introduced him to you yet. Well, he’s with me. Luke, are you still asleep?

Luke: *appears behind MC* *rubbing his eyes a little* *yawns* No... I’m already awake.

MC: *smiles* Luke, meet Barbatos. 

Luke and Barbatos: *stared at each other* 

Barbatos: *smiles* Can I adopt you?

Luke: *face reddens* No. 

MC: Isn’t he adorable?

Barbatos: He is. He looks like he’s our son, don’t you agree? *chuckles*

Luke: I’m not! W-Well, I don’t mind MC being my parent, but not you!

Barbatos: I know how to bake sweets.

Luke: Really?

MC: Pft. 

Luke: I-I mean... I’m not interested!

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*In the Celestial Realm*

Raphael: *shaking Michael* *completely pissed off by him* You said that if we sent Luke, that would solve my problem.

Raphael: But no! It’s creating more problem!

Michael: Haha... I just made a suggestion. 

Raphael: You-!

Simeon: Raphael, if you worry that much, why don’t you go yourself? 

Raphael: *stops shaking Michael* *looks at Simeon*

Simeon: ...

Simeon: You have just realized?

Raphael: ...

Raphael: Yes. But what if father doesn’t allow me?

Theo: You can go, Raphael.

Raphael: F-Father!

Theo: *smiles* You have sent Luke even though he’s still on the lowest rank of angels. So I don’t see a problem if I send you too. 

Michael: Eh? So you already know that Raphael likes MC?

Theo: ...

Raphael: ...

Simeon: ...

Theo: Can you say that again?

Simeon: *face palm* Michael...

Michael: Oops. *laughs* 

--I was just looking at those old memes of Kazuha being the Canadian Aether and I thought of Vigil.

--Vigil! Mc meets Aether and looks at Kazuha, saying "Kazuha... Do you have any lost twin or something..?"

--And Kazuha gets upset because everyone asks him that lol

--🍓 anon <3

Ah yes those were the days lololol.

Just imagine Vigil!MC lighting up at the sight of Aether she goes speechless for a while lmao -

"My, how handsome."

Aether splutters in surprise when the lady reaches forward, without care for space, to brush his golden locks with an awed smile. Even the faintest contact against his ear sends warmth to his cheeks.

"Kazuha," the girl he still doesn't know calls out to the—pouting?—samurai, "Perhaps the Traveler's a twin of yours?"

A sigh, "Nee-san..." (translation: WE DO LOOK SIMILAR BUT I'M YOUR ONLY BROTHER AHDASKDHAHDASJD this is unacceptable :< )

Aether feels glum at the reminder of a sibling but he doesn't feel too despondent hearing the bright laughter erupting in the atmosphere.

WAITWAITWAIT IMAGINE IF KAZUHA HAD A TWIN THOUGH LIKE- LIKE- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

A bunch of genshin baseball drawings o3o

Hi im not ded just forgot to post anything here _(:3 」∠)_

recently got into this and Bond is my fav so i doodle some ft. Some bun cause i just couldn't resist...

Yan Genshin Boys As Fathers.

Childe

There is nothing more important to Childe than family. He’s been obsessed with the idea of raising children with you for years at this point — it’s a fantasy that’s occupied his every waking thought. Childe is going to be very involved in your kid’s life. He’ll understand (to an extent) if you’re apprehensive of having him, a self-admitted “bad guy” with a penchant for bloodlust around your little one, but he’s not going anywhere. He wants to teach your kid everything he knows, including how to defend themselves when they’re old enough. However, he wouldn’t allow them anywhere near Delusions or any form of power that’d hurt them in the long run. He’s an easygoing father for the most part, offering encouragement and preferring to use positive reinforcement when he can. Has a difficult time saying no whenever your kid asks him for something. 

Diluc

Diluc still has a fair amount of unresolved issues with his father, and as a result, is wary of repeating the generational curses himself. He ends up being more distant in the earlier years of your child’s development. It doesn’t help that you more or less shoo him off when possible. He actually feels guilty that he wasn’t able to win you over by the time your child was born and worries for the day his own flesh and blood takes your side over his. You expected him to be overprotective of your child as he is with you, but it came as a surprise when Diluc was fine with letting the kid explore and learn from experience. He doesn’t want your child to grow up resenting him. The many enemies Diluc has made throughout his life remain in the forefront of his mind, yet that means he must prepare your child even more. He’ll take them to the side one day and make them promise to help him keep you safe. 

Kaeya

Kaeya tries to be more of a cool uncle than a dad. Letting your kid stay up past their bedtime, giving them sweets even if they didn’t eat all their vegetables, stuff like that. This is a detriment to your relationship even more since parenting is supposed to be a partnership — the two of you need to be on the same page and respect the rules established by each other. Kaeya always promises to do this whenever you bring this up, but never follows through. He’d rather you handle the “icky” parts of being a parent like dishing out consequences and making tough love decisions. The thought of his own child coming to dislike him for whatever reason hurts more than he cares to admit. That’s why he plays it so safe. 

Zhongli

You swore to Zhongli that you’d never need his help, that you could do this on your own, but once the mini Archons started running around and wreaking havoc… you didn’t have a choice but to rely on him some. Zhongli was just going to let you do your thing and intervene when he thought it was necessary, so it came as a pleasant surprise when you (begrudgingly) allowed him to take the father role to your children. His unmatched patience is perfect for dealing with them. He never raises his voice with them or loses his temper, and whenever there’s a dispute, he’ll come to a conclusion that keeps all parties happy. When he takes you and your child around Liyue for little informational field trips, he honestly couldn’t be any more content. Sure, you might have a strained relationship with him, but he figures you’ll start coming around. All he needs to do is continue waiting. 

Albedo

Albedo’s grateful for the time watching over Klee since he can utilize a lot of the same parental methods on his own child. He’s good with kids, knowing when to put his foot down and when to let them learn the natural consequences of life on their own. The facet of him that you weren’t expecting to see was his willingness to fulfill your child’s imaginative requests. If his kid were to ask for him to make a unicorn, he’ll be in the lab testing various alchemical procedures until he can do just that. Albedo taking kindly to fatherhood has ulterior motives as well — he wants to bring out your instincts to take care of your young. You should, in theory, start being forced to rely upon him more and perhaps even form a stronger bond in the process. If not for your sake, then surely, for the sake of your child. He’ll set himself up to be the sole provider so your dependence on him increases even more. 

Xiao

Xiao has extremely mixed feelings about the entire ordeal. The main problem he contends with is the nature of his karmic debt, he doesn’t know much about children, but he gets the feeling he shouldn’t risk harming your child by being in the vicinity while the curses of deceased gods weigh him down. If he isn’t around your kid though, then by extension, he can’t be around you. And he’s not having that. He’s probably going to try and convince you to hand your kid over to the Cloud Retainer or something like that. Xiao speaks to his kid like they’re a mini adult, using big words and asking them to do things beyond the capability of their age. He’ll look at your one-year-old and tell them to start cleaning up the mess they made with the expectation they’ll actually do it. Xiao mostly views your child as an extremely fragile creature that needs to be handled with the utmost care, whether they’re a toddler or teenager. 

Scaramouche

Every time he looks at your kid, he’s still in disbelief about the development, no matter how many years it’s been since they’ve come around. He struggles with being a father more than he’d care to admit. How is he supposed to present him? The polite, cordial façade that he uses with strangers, or his true abrasive self? Scaramouche ends up falling somewhere in the middle. He has a soft spot for kids, especially your child, but he’s still a strict parent. In theory. If they make puppy eyes and ask him for something, he’ll have a rough time saying no. Scaramouche is also like Kaeya where he allows you to handle the more daunting tasks of parenthood, although giving fitting punishments for misbehavior isn’t difficult for him. It’s more… dealing with the complex, emotional stuff that comes as your child ages. They can go to you for that. His advice when it comes to dealing with people is never helpful, since he just gets rid of humans he finds the mildest bit irritating. You don’t want your child offing all their friends over a harmless dispute, so you get to figure the solution for that one out on your own. 

Kazuha 

Kazuha is an absolute doting father. He somewhat views your children as a shot at redeeming himself in your eyes — if he can prove himself to be a capable dad, perhaps you’ll come to accept him as your husband. It almost hurts to see how much your kids take after their father. They speak highly of him at every instance, always asking when he’ll be back from his journey since he brings back neat trinkets. Kazuha is always waiting for the moment when you’ll come around and return his feelings. He’d rather not have to use your precious children as a guilt-tripping mechanism, yet that’s what ends up happening. They’ll start asking why you don’t like dad when dad so clearly loves you. Did he do something wrong? If he says sorry, will you forgive him, and everything will be okay? Kazuha doesn’t do anything obvious to encourage this behavior of your kid’s so you can’t call him out on it, but you always get the sense that things are going his way whenever this happens. 

Diavolo: ...

MC: *standing on their back legs* *begging eyes*

Diavolo: I was joking when I said I wouldn't bring you back to Barbatos.

Diavolo: So please don't cry. I also want to play with you... *puppy face*

MC: *squeaks*

MC: *goes to climb on his lap* *squeaks*

Diavolo: You'll play with me?

MC: *squeaks*

Diavolo: Great! Actually I bought some new toys—

Barbatos: Young master.

Diavolo: *slowly turns his head* B-Barbatos?

Barbatos: *woke up without seeing MC that should be sleeping on his chest*

Barbatos: *smiling* Do you know how much I have panicked when I didn't see them?

Diavolo: *laughs awkwardly* I— I did knock on your door.

Barbatos: Then why wasn't I woken up?

Diavolo: ...

MC: *squeaks* *looking at him*

Barbatos: *his mood suddenly changed* There you are. *gets them*

Diavolo: Barbatos...

Barbatos: *kisses MC on the cheek* Let's eat breakfast.

Diavolo: But... I have prepared breakfast for them too... *as he watches them leave*

Barbatos: MC, I have something to ask you.

MC: ?

Barbatos: Why does it feel so good and hurt so bad?

Diavolo and Lucifer: *glaring at him*

MC: ...

MC: "Troublemaker"?

Barbatos: Oh! Thank you! I've been searching for the title of that song. *smiles*

Lucifer: ...

Diavolo: ...

Barbatos: *looks at them* *giving them that "I know you understood it in a different way" expression*

MC: Dia? Are you excited to go back to normal? *raising him up high*

Baby Diavolo: *giggles* *but doesn't really understand what they mean*

MC: *chuckles* *brings him closer, rubbing their noses together*

Baby Diavolo: *giggles* Ba-Bah!

Lucifer: I'm sure MC will miss this moment.

Barbatos: *counting the months on his calendar*

Lucifer: What are you doing?

Barbatos: Making predictions.

Lucifer: Of what?

Barbatos: If ever I do that, when will MC get pregnant, and when will our child be born.

Lucifer: ...

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MC: *choosing clothes for Diavolo if ever he changes back in unexpected times*

Baby Diavolo: Ba-Bah? *sitting on the bed*

MC: I'm just preparing you a towel. We don't want our baby to get cold, do we?

Baby Diavolo: *smiles brightly when MC covers him with a huge towel*

MC: *kisses his forehead before going out of the room*

*a few minutes later*

Diavolo: *turning back to normal* *still feeling fuzzy*

Diavolo: *hearing Lucifer and Barbatos talking with MC outside his room*

Lucifer: Since you're here, does that mean—

MC: Yes. But we need to wait for him to get changed first.

Barbatos: I'll go inside. Thank you for your help, MC.

Barbatos: *enters the room* Young master? How are you feeling—

Diavolo: I'm banning MC from dating anyone. *frowning at him*

Barbatos: ...

Barbatos: Please tell me you're joking.

MC who doesn’t know how to make babies:

Lucifer: Please tell me you’re joking.

MC: I am not.

Lucifer: *starts to undress* Alright. Let me give you a free tutorial.

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MC: Mammon, do you know how to make babies?

Mammon: *stutters* A-Are y-you a-asking me to make one?

MC: Oh… Are they hand-made?

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Levi: *acts high and mighty* I can teach you how MC!

MC: *confused*

Levi: *plays hentai where the protagonist is being groped by tentacles*

MC: …. I don’t have tentacles, Levi…

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Satan: Two people need to have sex.

MC: OK, got it.

Satan: Don’t you wanna know how sex works?

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Asmo: Darling! Haven’t they taught you Sex-Ed at school?!

MC: I was absent at that time and it was a Christian school.

Asmo: Okay. I’ll start with the basics. *flips open a magazine* And do some demonstrations. Oh! You’ll be the volunteer by the way.

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Beel: I just know how to cook and eat food, MC.

MC: It’s okay, Beel. Let’s just go to the kitchen and eat.

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Belphie: *tries not to laugh* Seriously? You don’t know?

MC: *sarcastic tone* Would I ask you if I do?

Belphie: *bites his lips* I would teach you how but you’ll be my test subject.

MC who has a habit of staring too much (even if they didn’t mean to.)

Simeon: *preaching at the front and sees MC staring at him* MC… You don’t need to stare at me like that.

MC: Sorry… I was too focus on listening to you.

Simeon: *smiles* It’s alright.

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Asmo: I don’t know if which of us is the avatar of lust of anymore.

MC: Why?

Asmo: You have been staring at me and it’s turning me on.

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MC: *daydreaming but unknowingly staring at Lucifer*

Lucifer: Do you need something, MC?

MC: *snaps back to reality* Huh?

Lucifer: Don’t do that again. I’ve almost kissed you.

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Mammon: *getting uncomfortable*

MC: *stare*

Mammon: ACK!!! I CAN’T FOCUS!

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Satan: MC, you’re staring too hard.

MC: Huh? On what?

Satan: *blushes* On my face. For five minutes actually.

MC: Oh… I didn’t notice.

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Diavolo: *chuckles*

MC: What?

Diavolo: You’re staring at me for a while. Are you sure you’re not inlove to me yet?

MC: *rolls eyes*

yae miko nudging a smitten kazuha as he watches from afar as you approach the sacred sakura for your weekly visit

kitsune kazuha for some reason has only been able to approach you in his fox form, so you're sorta standing by the tree waiting for your little fox friend to show up and a very amused yae miko shoves kazuha in your direction with a laugh NDHWHSGABAGASGABSSHSBDBSHDHDBADB

and so and and so when you turn around you see your weekly fox friend waiting for you, bumping your leg with his head for you to give him Pats. bc kazuha is weirdly shy around you and he will take all he can get OKAYDJSHSNS

@kazeyu THIS IS YOUR FAULT I CANT GET HIM OFF MY MINDJDHSJDHSJ

vigil! mc and ayato get married not bcos they like each other romantically but bcos they just look at each others and think "u would b a good partner /platonic"

.. qpr ayato and vigil mc just seem cute ABDBDB

Hm! Imagine a peaceful world in Teyvat.. this can totally happen!

Married on paper but behind the scenes, they're just goofing around? Checks the vibe lol-

How I spended my day during covid (my drawing is not that great so please don't judge it)

This is my first post so I try my best to make it.

If I was in yandere simulator roleswap au

Taro:*hide behind the sakura tree looking at ayano* notice me kohai

Ayano: *reading a book*

Chijie(me): Hi Ayano chan

Ayano: Hey Chijie

Taro: *thinks: Who is that talking to my kohai?*

Chijie: So want to hang out this week end?

Ayano: Sure

Chijie: Alright also you can bring someone to hang out if you want to

Ayano: Ok cya

~some time later~

Taro: *I think I should follow that girl*

~Taro then see me took out some flowers and thought it was for his kohai~

Taro: *jump out of nowhere* YOU BETTER NOT GIVE MY KOHAI THAT FLOWERS

Chijie: WTH