OR it could be freaky if you're feelin wild I literally just wanna answer anything without limitations
im BORED chat send asks please đź’”
could be about anything freaky or not, literally ranting about one of my interests would fix me rn I just need a good place to start
im BORED chat send asks please đź’”
could be about anything freaky or not, literally ranting about one of my interests would fix me rn I just need a good place to start
face reveal!!!
he wants that cookie so effing bad
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Depends on who's saying it
It's gotta be the right tone of voice and it needs to be a time when I'm bottoming y'know?
52?
Prostitute because it actually pays
I think being a pornstar would be easier but also dealing with a 8+ hour shoot for shit pay sounds dreadful
Even more bored than usual, wanna be freaky
1:When did you lose your virginity? 2: Rough sex or soft sex? 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? 5: Favourite sex position? 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? 7: Have you ever had any one night stands? 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? 12: How often do you have sex? 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? 15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? 16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? 18: Are you into dressing up for sex? 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? 22: Do you/would you use sex toys? 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? 24: Would you have sex with your best friend? 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? 27: Early morning sex or late night sex? 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? 29: Favourite body part on the same sex? 30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: 31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: 32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] 33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: 34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: 35: Worst possible time to get horny: 36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? 37: How much fapping is too much fapping: 38: Best sexual complement you ever got: 39: Favorite foreplay activities: 40: What do you wear to bed? 41: When was the first time you masturbated: 42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? 43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? 44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? 45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? 46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? 47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? 48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not) 49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? 50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? 51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? 52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? 53: Do you watch porn? 54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? 55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? 56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? 57: If you could give yourself head, would you? 58: Booty or Boobs? 59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) 60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? 61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? 62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate? 63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? 64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) 65. What is your bra/penis size? 66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? 67. When was the last time you masturbated? 68. When was the last time you had sex? 69. When was the last time you watched porn? 70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? 71. Guys:Circumsized? 72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? 73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? 74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? 75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? 76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? 77. Which wet dream was your favorite? 78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? 79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? 80. Favorite sexual position? 81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? 82. Are you into any BDSM? 83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why? 84. Do you like dirty talk? 85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? 86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? 87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? 88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? 89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? 90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? 91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? 92. Ask whatever you want
SEND ME A NUMBER
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Tobacco? No, smoking tobacco scares me. I wish I could smoke weed but I unfortunately rarely have access to it.
And stargazing. Like just driving out into the middle of nowhere where light pollution isn't an issue and then just looking up at the stars with a telescope. Better with a picnic blanket.
13 :3
Dirty talk
Specifically really graphic, visceral dirty talk (explaining what you want/want to do to or with me in great detail)
Or just descriptions in general. I've been realizing that I actually enjoy erotic literature (when it's not... y'know, cringe) and I think slow, gradual descriptions of scenes is really one of my favorite things
Beyond that, tears, mental illness, glasses (not even sexual I just think they're cute), and like uhhh I guess even though I hate showing it, I do really like being doted on. Like a mother or something who just wants the best for me. (I never really got that much attention if you couldn't tell)
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Submissive, (mostly) hairless, generally feminine but that's honestly not a requirement (kinda just cause I'm a bit feminine) and uhhhh ideally shorter than me
Basically a guy I could just really step on and overpower y'know?
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The ABSOLUTE sexiest is this one woman I saw at work one time who was so nice to me
She was like a metalhead with tons of tattoos and piercings and we talked for a fair bit about music before she left it was cool
(and also the previously mentioned person <3)
(and whoever is reading this. i love you all.)
i'm bored and i wanna answer boring questions :3
(PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TALK TO ME!!! or don't it's okay either way <3)
0: Height
1: Age
2: Shoe size
3: Do you smoke?
4: Do you drink?
5: Do you take drugs?
6: Age you get mistaken for
7: Have tattoos?
8: Want any tattoos?
9: Got any piercings?
10: Want any piercings?
11: Best friend?
12: Relationship status
13: Biggest turn ons
14: Biggest turn offs
15: Favorite movie
16: I’ll love you if…
17: Someone you miss
18: Most traumatic experience
19: A fact about your personality
20: What I hate most about myself
21: What I love most about myself
22: What I want to be when I get older
23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
24: My relationship with my parent(s)
25: My idea of a perfect date
26: My biggest pet peeves
27: A description of the girl/boy I like
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30: What I hate the most about work/school
31: What my last text message says
32: What words upset me the most
33: What words make me feel the best about myself
34: What I find attractive in women
35: What I find attractive in men
36: Where I would like to live
37: One of my insecurities
38: My childhood career choice
39: My favorite ice cream flavor
40: Who I wish I could be
41: Where I want to be right now
42: The last thing I ate
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44: A random fact about anything
older woman with tattoos/piercings who gets me drunk/high save me
save me older woman with tattoos/piercings who gets me drunk/high
happy 4/20 to those who celebrate. may your blunts be many and your chills be few.
oh and happy easter ig. get some egg.
the confusing urge to sadistically hurt someone followed by the inexplicable emptiness when i breathe the wrong way in front of the same person
shorty got me sayin oh my stars
I'm sorry I liked all your posts ur funny and I wanna fuck you
sorry gng
fell asleep for three days and was only woken up when i smelt the first ashes of civilization starting to fall.
i am ready to be silly online once more
sorry guys i'm actually just a clump of conscious cells in a petri dish... i'm sorry for lying to you all.
silly scenario that i'm writing late at night in like 15 minutes. prob won't make sense.
family friend who stops by the house every couple of weeks to hang out with my parents
i've always thought she looked so cool, ever since i was a little kid... so pretty, she has cool hair, cool piercings, listens to cool music... everything about her is just so... cool! i want to be just like her.
she's always had a soft spot for me, always gave me praise when i was working hard on my schoolwork, gave me hugs and care like she was my real aunt or something.
she's always a bit handsy, grabbing my shoulders, holding my hand, ruffling my hair... but i'm too oblivious to notice. she slowly ramps up her touches, day by day, giving me so much praise to make me feel good and special... and then one day, she walks into my room after breaking away from my parents for a single moment and asks if i want her to make me feel even better.
the thought of feeling good, of spending even more time with her, fills me with joy. i eagerly agree, of course.
she asks me all sorts of weird questions like "do you find girls pretty?", "have you kissed any of them?", "do you think i'm pretty?" and the answers are all simple. yes, no, yes. she smirks when she hears the latter two.
she leans in a little bit closer, her eyes boring into my own with a sense of pride before they flicker down to my lips. before i can even say any more words, she closes the gap between our mouths, giving me my first kiss with the person i've always had a secret crush on. i hear about how this kind of thing is wrong, but it feels really good! after all, she's always so nice to me.
as the kiss deepens, my inexperienced lips struggle to keep up. i feel her tongue brushing up against the seam of my lips but she appears to think better of it and gently breaks the kiss with a gasp, our mouths still connected by a string of saliva. she smiles softly and whispers in my ear, asking me if it felt good. i nod eagerly, my cheeks flushed a deep shade of pink, as she stands back up fully as if nothing weird happened.
she tells me that if i want to do more of that, it'll have to wait for a while because she spends so much time with my parents. and she reminds me that i'm not allowed to tell anyone about this, that it'll be our little secret.
i nod in agreement, so excited to be doing grown-up stuff with someone as pretty as her. i tell her that my parents are going out on a date tomorrow night so we can continue it then. the thought of being truly alone with me seems to strike a chord within her, but she quickly buries it with a caring smile and agrees.
and as quickly as the moment came, she leaves my room with a soft click, leaving me wondering if that really happened. but i guess that i can only look forward to tomorrow night, hoping i really get to see her again with a ch1ldlik3 wonder and anticipation in my chest.
and i also want to BE this person ugh
i want to show someone how much i love them in every single facet of the word. i want to manipulate them like a puppet on a string and turn them into my perfect, ideal person.
i'm smart enough to know how to do it, too :)
ughhh crazy and obsessive people my beloved
tell me you're not going to let anyone else even talk to me, condition me to believe that it's okay and that you're all i need
follow me home to "make sure i get home alright" and then look through my windows just to "double check"
send me texts and voicemails about nothing in particular because you just want to talk to me
threaten to hurt me or yourself if you even start to suspect that i'm going to leave you
tell other people that they can't talk to me, spread rumors saying stuff about me so that i'm all yours
hurt them when you see that they're still trying
and if i finally start to realize what you're doing, maybe you just need to take more drastic measures :3
ughhh crazy and obsessive people my beloved
tell me you're not going to let anyone else even talk to me, condition me to believe that it's okay and that you're all i need
follow me home to "make sure i get home alright" and then look through my windows just to "double check"
send me texts and voicemails about nothing in particular because you just want to talk to me
threaten to hurt me or yourself if you even start to suspect that i'm going to leave you
tell other people that they can't talk to me, spread rumors saying stuff about me so that i'm all yours
hurt them when you see that they're still trying
and if i finally start to realize what you're doing, maybe you just need to take more drastic measures :3
oh wait i thought of something to post
ddlc spoilers if anyone like cares
ddlc was my first real awakening for my knife/sh kinks cause i had a crush on yuri (like... i don't normally have crushes on fictional characters so that's how you know i was down BAD) and i didn't even realize it till now
and i thought she was even cooler and prettier when it was revealed she carried around a pocket knife and had a collection (especially cause i had a knife collection at the time). when it's revealed that she actually uses it to cvt herself my like tweenage boy mind exploded. i thought it was kinda gross and sad at first but yeah i def found it hot. i didn't realize that i thought it was really hot until like this exact moment
did i almost cry during her death scene? yes. did i also think it was hot? probs.
also i just love when she goes all crazy!! i want someone to be obsessed with me like that, even if it was all monika's fault. like her stealing your pen just to touch herself with it!!!
anyways ddlc awakened a lot of things in me and i didn't realize it until now.
like older girls :3
ughhh i need something to do late at night when i can't sleep
i get bored of minecraft sometimes, i can't masturbate, most of the people i talk to are asleep, and i can't think of things to post </3
update (don't have names for them rn)
my minecraft pets
their names are lard and coconut oil :3
i'm gonna try to get more like parrots and stuff
my minecraft pets
their names are lard and coconut oil :3
i'm gonna try to get more like parrots and stuff
i can't tell if i was too smart or too dumb to get gr00med.
i WANT to believe it was the former, but... it was probably the latter tbh.
aghhhhh i woke up sick to my stomach... why must the universe torture me like this?
anyway i had a really freaky dream but i can't remember it </3 i'll update tumblr if i do
this but they're all just completely impossible to interpret and understand, let alone put into words.
i wanna start just posting my unfiltered thoughts on here but most of them r like i need to have freaky nasty sex and then get brutally murdered and that’s about it
What is your favorite number sweetheart?
not giving it up THAT easily, mon chéri.
let's just say... ~arcsin(0.2923).
yawn... i'm so tired, silly people in my phone. i had a lot of trouble sleeping last night and then had a super busy "morning" (slept in until 11:15 am.) but now i'm free!!
what will i use this freedom for? not much, tbh. being silly online, playing minecraft, the usual. maybe even posting some silly thoughts here!