she phil on my amazing until i dye every fuckass thing in the phouse green
do you guys think the reason PJ decided to babysit Phil wasn't only because of his concerning monster-fucking video, but actually cause Dan texted him like PLEASE HELP HE'S GONNA MAKE EVERYTHING GREEN, so he had to like... keep Phil busy before the forever home was destroyed or...?
POV: Dan coming home to the phouse after being on tour
Reasons I’ve heard why Princess Kate is “missing” in no particular order:
• BBL
• facelift
• prepping for going on The Masked Singer
• growing out a bad fringe
• mental breakdown (possibly due to William knocking up Rose Hanbury)
• going on drag race All Stars (courtesy of Bianca Del Rio)
• they’re getting a divorce
•induced coma
• she’s straight up just dead and the royals are just digitally “weekend at Bernie’s”-ing us
• she’s moved to a small town and has met a man who doesn’t know she’s a princess and is teaching her the real joy of Christmas.
• she’s recovering from abdominal surgery on medical advice (booooooo)
dan and phil core 😍
This feels like a two-part story, somehow in his quest to find money (in a sexy way) he accidentally became king
love the fact that phil aparently told dan to dress up like they're going on a night out and yet showed up in dan's merch cap and an alpha meme tshirt
Another absolute banger I love it when they just do silly games that are meant to be competitive but since they both think the other person is absolutely hilarious they just laugh for 10 min straight
I am not joking dnp getting sponsored by a board game brand, therefore having to play more board games for videos, is like the best thing to ever happen
viewfinder vs real life
everyone in the 80s was like fuck ending this song
AmazingDan (x)
If anyone at ALL happens to NOT have a link to ii... and DOESN'T wanna share it with me... and they WOULDN'T DM ME with any sort of link or anything....... you know
Sometimes I struggle to comprehend that Phil in his really old videos when he had full dyed-black emo hair is the same person as Phil now
phouse and phivorce are such good echolalias, made all the funnier by them not actually including the dan part of phan at all
god I want dnp to go ghost hunting so bad like REAL paranormal investigation shit
hold on the way phil says "you.. suit. it... weirdly...." while covering his face & half-smiling half-shaking his head manz is going through a Thing i can tell you that
I really love dip and pip as names for dan and phil but I literally do not know where they come from?? I use them bc I think they sound silly but why is that a thing we call them 😭
people on dnptwt annoyed dnp called them phantwt because they don't want to be associated with crazy shippers meanwhile on tumblr phan phannie phandom, phouse happily phoever aphter phan 4 liphe gay men phannie phan
Happy ides of march!
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What a power couple....
Dan and Phil React to Phan Twitter
i just- why