Latest Posts by mikus0na - Page 3

I'm learning about philosophy in ap first grade

I will be coming back to this concept. We're not done here

I’ve always wanted to go to a house party like you see in movies but I never found out about any. Was too busy in the monastery where I was trained to kill

embracing mother / emil melmoth

I think you’re kinda cool gir

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'is he stupid' is one of the funniest things to add at the end of a sentence it's right up there with 'many such cases' and 'because of woke'

does anybody have that one picture of 9/11 where u can see gerard standing like rlly cuntilly on the sidewalk??? plz i need it.

I find it kind of epic I find it kind of rad

"Easy website" on instagram is being rich and attractive "easy website" on tumblr is posting 'jorking my pin at the bowling alley' "easy website" on Reddit is inventing a story so heroic it would land you on the local news and then pretending a suburban white woman got really really mad at you for it

diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!

instagram creators are so crazy like I'm not taking life advice from someone who didn't want their own nose bro

hello skinny internet user. there is a bomb strapped to your chest. in front of you is fanart of a fat character. compliment them without using the words "soft", "huggable", or "cuddly". you have 30 minutes. if you fail to acknowledge fat people as actual human beings and not living teddy bears you will be blown up. the clock is ticking.

popular culture used to be very much about eroticism. rockstars used to be on stage in sequins and thongs and thigh high boots playing guitars like they were masturbating. girls used to wear velvet mini dresses and no bras and red-brick-brown lipstick and mascara on their bottom lashes. people used to have body hair on television and in the movies. people used to be sweaty. people used to touch each other over denim and under cotton. foreplay used to be staring at someone over the rim of a glass across a bar across a park across a dinner table. people used to want. i think we’ve lost something

i was born on a merry go round and raised there for three years until someone turned it off and all the centrifugal force sent me careening into distant lands. it was on the discovery channel

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

dude im not applying to your job on squeamix dot com.

spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

mormons undoubtedly in the top 5 worst things the united states has ever invented which is really saying something

stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful

Fall Guys are like invasive among us! Right guys! Who's with me! Who's with me!