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One of us.

had a dream that started out kind of sexy and for a number of irrelevant dream-state reasons involved my having to explain to a partner that i didn't want to suck on his titties. i think it was supposed to turn into an anxiety dream about having to negotiate sexual boundaries but instead he smiled and, very sympathetic, told me "of course - i know you're a freudian, i'm sorry that didn't occur to me," sort of saying he should have remembered how i felt about oral fixations, and then the rest of the dream was me trying with increasing desperation to convince him that i was not a freudian and he just laughed and laughed, like i was being sort of foolish and silly, and said he knew how i really felt, and didn't my unconscious mind reveal the truth about me, and so on. and by then i was so distressed that i was yelling at him in the dream - not that i actually fully realized i was dreaming - and shouted "dream interpretation is a crock of shit!" with such force that it woke me up.

"Making a better burger is literally so simple, I don't know why McDonald's doesn't do it this way. First we're going to begin by craft dry-aging this A5 wagyu beef with the sho-shu-ryuba technique that I learned at a restaurant you're only allowed to work at if your parents are bluelinked on wikipedia..."

being a female knight fucking sucks. every squire boy i get turns out to be an adult woman with short hair who's just in it to sensually strap my armor to me. CHOP CHOP bitch the French are trying to sack our castle!

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

Gaussian Blur is an oversimplification, Damon Albarn is the only member who was born in Gaussia.

the white house is such a stupid name. if i were president the first thing i would do is call it the pussy pavilion. the second thing i would do is unleash the bugs of the night

i bet there were guys in the 1800s who were super fucking Reddit about everything, but no one had the right word yet for why those guys were so annoying. so they just had to wonder

Anyone seen this movie

123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

thank god anything at all useful is being torn down and made illegal so that the computer can just be a box you turn on to watch ads for fake phone games

avogado6

Scolopendra Miku

🎰 • 📜 • 👑 • 🎲 • 🔥

“Pharoah’s fire”

white pharoah meme stimboard

(this is a joke)

i love r/seattle subreddit . this is fucking crazy please read this please please please

toxic boyfriend who says "manip-ya later!!!" as hes leaving the house to go cheat on you

my homestuck headcanon: jade harley was raised christian fundamentalist

- she has very long hair

- she wears a long skirt

- she grew up very isolated

i don’t really have much other evidence to support this but i guess that’s how a headcanon works. also i think her interest in music would’ve come by way of learning gospel music as a kid

pros of being generally hard to notice: im sneaky >:) cons of being generally hard to notice: They Freakin Forgor Me

when the necromancer expects you to be risen as soon as they cast the resurrection spell and doesn't even let you have half an hour for phone in grave

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

evil wizard how do i use tumblr im new

believe everything you see unless you disagree with it; in that case, misinterpret it in a way that no logical person could have predicted and accuse the op of being a fascist. this applies double to children’s cartoons. good luck 💖✨

whatever *explodes like a whale carcass*

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